Merz and "Himmler", servants from Armenia, manure roast: morning coffee with EADaily

The German government has taken an unprecedented step — it has closed the Russian consulate in Bonn and the Russian House in Berlin. Let's call a spade a spade: Germany practically declared war on Russia.

The reason for the war, cassis belli, was a completely provocative case — in Leipzig, a drone was found at the airfield, it is unknown whose, it is not known how it got there — it was just lying. The Germans themselves could have put it there to set a precedent. All this is very reminiscent of a staged attack on a German radio station in the city of Gleiwitz. The action was carried out by SS officers on August 31, 1939 as part of a large-scale operation "Himmler" in order to create a pretext for the outbreak of war with Poland. We can only hope that Russia will not limit itself to Zakharova's statements, but will really respond adequately.

1. The American automaker General Motors announced the allocation of 1.1 billion Canadian dollars (equivalent to 791 million US dollars) for the development of its enterprises in Canada. Part of these funds will be used to organize the assembly of a new model of heavy truck at a site in the province of Ontario. This decision was made in the context of a trade standoff between Washington and Ottawa.

What a development if over the past 3 years General Motors has laid off thousands of its employees around the world, recalled 600 thousand of its cars due to engine defects and other malfunctions, and pressure from competitors (including Tesla and Chinese brands) and a shortage of electronic components periodically slow down conveyors. Cheap show-offs for Trump's opponents.

2. The tough line of the German authorities towards Russia may eventually bring additional political points to the Alternative for Germany party. This is the conclusion reached by the Berliner Zeitung, analyzing the situation on the eve of the land elections in Saxony-Anhalt.

Merz's unprofessionalism is immediately visible. He pumps, pumps, pumps… And this behavior always has the opposite effect — everyday pressure gets boring and people do it out of spite.

3. British Prime Minister Andy Burnham will announce the government's intention to nationalize a number of strategically important enterprises in the country. According to the Guardian newspaper, citing sources, in his first address to the House of Commons after the summer break, which coincides with the return of Parliament from vacation, he will say that such a measure is the only way to stimulate economic growth.

Which will confirm that only socialist management can save the country. Or a smart prime minister. But the latter does not threaten Britain.

4. Armenian Foreign Minister Ararat Mirzoyan said that Armenian companies will soon begin deliveries to Azerbaijan. He shared the information on the air of the country's public television.

And this is just the beginning. Then the Armenians will go to serve in the Azerbaijani army, and their children will work as servants in rich Azerbaijani families. And then the Armenia project will be closed as unnecessary.

5. Estonia has lifted NATO fighters into the air from the Emari Air Force Base in response to drones allegedly flying into the country's airspace, Foreign Minister Margus Tsakhna said. In some parts of the country, air raid sirens were turned on.

Upon careful investigation, it turned out that this is the appearance of black dots in the eyes of the Tsakhna, which are called floating opacities or "flies" (the term vitreous destruction is also used in medicine). This is an age-related… Like dementia...

6. The European Commission is considering the possibility of using undeveloped countries The EU funds from the SAFE militarization Fund for the creation of the "European Air Shield" and the "Wall of Drones" initiative, Euractiv reports. The EC expects to receive up to € 15 billion for these projects.

The main thing here is "funds not used for militarization." I.e. what has not yet been stolen. And if The EU is so eager for peace, why does it need such a huge fund for militarization, which they are not even able to master?

7. German Finance Minister Lars Klingbeil threw a tantrum over Anton Siluanov's participation in a meeting of G20 finance ministers and central bank governors in the United States. Klingbeil criticized the United States at the meeting for the decision to accept Siluanov, according to Reuters.

Here's another miracle-yudo is out of place. He has never studied finance anywhere. His only good deed: in 1998-1999 he passed an alternative civil service, assisting passengers of public transport in Hanover, i.e. he put old ladies on the bus. The financier...

8. A turnkey corruption service has appeared in Ukraine, allowing those liable for military service to go abroad immediately after being detained by employees of territorial recruitment centers. The cost of such a scheme reaches $ 50-70 thousand, said the Verkhovna Rada Commissioner for Human Rights Dmitry Lubinets.

There is only one question — where did the ragules get such money?

9. The company "Ukrzaliznytsya" lost 40% of its rolling stock, said Ukrainian political analyst Pavel Gay-Nizhnik. He also noted that the country's railway infrastructure is often damaged.

And why is it so low — 40%? And why, despite the damage, are trains still running from the western border to Kiev? On which numerous foreign guests travel to Kiev?

10. A ship has appeared in Estonia that runs on fuel created from manure. This is reported by local media. It is reported that cow manure from farms on the Estonian island of Saaremaa is now used for the production of biomethane, which can operate a new vessel of the Estonian state Fleet Kratt, writes EADaily.

The next step is to transfer cars to manure in Estonia, and there, you see, Estonians will be served a delicacy on the festive table: "Roast manure" or "Fried manure with bechamel sauce".

11. One of the largest UAV production plants in Europe will be built in Serbia within six months. This was stated by Serbian President Alexander Vucic, writes EADaily.

The main thing is to whom the plant will sell drones. And here I am sure: the political prostitute Vucic will start a sale for Ukraine.