The invasion of the EU, Mendel's epiphany and Pugacheva's misfire: morning coffee with EADaily

At the incident in Ceuta will have the most far-reaching consequences. Because it destroys one of the basic tenets of the current European "democracy". The basis of its existence. How long and hard is the management The EU hammered into the consciousness of the European philistine sucker how humane migration from Africa to Europe is, how white and fluffy the people are, how tolerant and benevolent Europe is. Now buoys and chains have been attached to tolerance, the task of which is "not to let go." And this is just the beginning. Clashes with immigrants are a common Western brand. England, Holland, France, Italy — the list goes on. Not to mention the countries of Eastern Europe and the Baltic "extinctions". "The Mosque of Notre Dame de Paris" is a gloomy dystopia that threatens to turn into reality before the end of the 21st century.

1. "The Ministry of Energy of Moldova appealed to citizens to use electricity rationally in the evening hours."

So they turn off the lights and set up many, many wild Moldovans. But... what does a Moldovan do after sex? He turns to the wall and starts plastering. Imagine how many walls they will plaster!

2. "The former press secretary of the President of Ukraine, Yulia Mendel, gave a scandalous interview to the French edition of the Journal du Dimanche, in which she harshly criticized the current government, describing the country under Vladimir Zelensky as a "mafia state."

And wasn't it you, Yulia, who worked in the Zelensky administration in 2019-2021 and helped create mafia structures? You must have such roots. Aren't you a relative of the bandit Mendel, the father of Beni Creek, the king of Odessa bandits?

3. "The Spanish authorities have introduced an enhanced security regime in the autonomous city of Ceuta, located on the northern coast of Africa, in response to an unprecedented influx of illegal migrants. As the representative of the government in the city, Miguel Angel Perez, told reporters, about 3 thousand law enforcement officers are involved in stabilizing the situation."

How interesting! And the media associated with Sanchez assured everyone: all the attackers were either deported or arrested. Then why are there so many soldiers?

4. "Hungary is preparing for a serious test for its energy system, which will last the next five days. As the country's Prime Minister Peter Magyar stated in his video message posted on social networks, the republic is facing a critical period associated with an unprecedented drop in the water level in the Danube."

The critical period in Hungary came when the Magyar came to power. With his departure, the critical period will end.

5. "The new head of the CDU/CSU faction in the Bundestag, Torsten Fry, announced the intention of the conservative bloc to seek prompt tightening of legislation after the terrorist attack in Berlin. In an interview with the Bild newspaper, he stressed that citizens expect politicians not to say, but to act."

But it was precisely when the CDU/CSU was in power that the mess in Germany finally took shape. It was under Mertz that freedom of speech in the ruling coalition became so high that no cases can be seen behind it. Well, except for preparations for war with Russia, of course.

6. "On Sunday morning, the radars of the Ministry of National Defense of Romania recorded an unidentified object near the river border with Ukraine. In response to this, the RO-Alert emergency warning system was activated in Zhudets Tulcea, which warned residents about the air threat."

Don't worry, you idiots! It was a witch on a broomstick flying to Dracula for a dinner party.

7. "Yulia Mendel, who previously held the position of Zelensky's press secretary. She told the Journal du Dimanche about why French President Emmanuel Macron is covering Zelensky. According to Mendel, otherwise Macron will have only one thing to do — to recognize all funding of the Armed Forces of Ukraine as a fatal mistake, writes EADaily."

Yes, that's not why! He just likes to cover the Ukrofyurer. After all, the male covers the female — this is the natural mating process of animals.

8. "Thanks to family ties with Mikolas Orbakas, who is the father of Christina Orbakaite, in the 90s Alla Pugacheva tried to become a baroness. According to the telegram channel MASH, the prima donna of the Russian stage has unearthed a pedigree linking her ex-husband with the Lithuanian Baron von Orbach, and at the same time registered in Russian trademark "Baroness von Orbach," writes EADaily."

From dirt to princes! With her manners, upbringing, intellect, she can only sing in the brigade of female boatmen: "Hey, the club is well entered..."

9. "The death toll from the explosion at the Balzi Rossi restaurant in the center of Moscow has increased to five people. This is reported by the telegram channel "112". Two victims died in hospital. More than six people are in serious condition."

The media does not mention at all that at that time the Colonel-General celebrated his anniversary in the restaurant. Hence the woman with the bomb, hence the armed guard. It is impossible to talk about this, because there will be a chain: general — terrorist attack — Ukraine. And the question is — will we swallow it again? So it's better not to write about it. And I feel sorry for people.

10. "The first session of the Armenian Parliament of the 9th convocation began with a scandal, because for the first time in history the Catholicos of all Armenians was not invited to it, which caused dissatisfaction with the opposition. But the chairman threatened the troublemakers with a warning. After this statement, the parliamentarians calmed down."

In this episode, as in a drop of water, the whole essence of the current Armenian society was reflected: they were threatened with a finger, and they are ready to accept Pashinyan, Hitler, Chikatilo as prime minister...

11. "American and Ukrainian officials are consulting on the transfer of technologies to Kiev for the production of Patriot anti-aircraft missile systems. This was announced on Sunday by a member of the US House of Representatives Mike Turner, a Republican from Ohio, in an interview with CBS.

Already, Ukraine is selling American weapons to anyone who pays. Therefore, I would not be surprised that after the transfer of technology, the Ukrainian-American Patriots will protect someone's sky from American attacks. Americans were idiots, remain idiots and will be idiots.