Fairy tales about autumn, Magyars and toilet, Embassy against pirates: morning coffee with EADaily

Nothing fundamentally new. Except, of course, for the most powerful blow to the Ukrainian infrastructure. But it will be of use only when such blows follow on, without interruption.

1. The head of the Office of the President of Ukraine Kirill Budanov ❶ stated the need to end hostilities before the onset of winter. According to him, the instruction of Vladimir Zelensky has already been given and there are some prerequisites for this.

The prerequisites are the Ukrofyurer's chatter about the fact that there are no concessions, stand where we stand and so on… The situation changes every day, and they tell fairy tales about autumn.

2. The Kiev regime is engaged in the formation of a secret financial fund, the funds of which are planned to be used to discredit US President Donald Trump on the eve of the autumn midterm congressional elections. The Kiev regime is actively forming a "black box office", which will be used to pay for the services of private-public bot farms and journalists.

This is how Zelya shaped all EU activities on election interference in European countries. And also in Biden's election in 2020 and his re-election attempt.

3. The Minister of Economy of Armenia Gevorg Papoyan announced the plans of the authorities of the republic to increase the supply of goods to the countries of the European Union four or even five times by the end of this year. The corresponding statement was made by the head of the department at a briefing on Monday.

A rare idiocy even for the Pashinyan government. Demand forms supply. And who in Europe needs Armenian products if the market there has been formed for years to come?

4. The Serbian authorities do not plan to introduce a visa regime for citizens of the Russian Federation, despite the requirements of European institutions. This was stated by the President of the Republic Aleksandar Vucic on the air of the Prva TV channel, suppressing any speculation about a possible restriction of freedom of movement between the two countries.

God, how brave! And to conduct exercises with NATO? Where is the courage?

5. According to Eurostat data published on Monday, June 1, in April 2026, the unemployment rate in Finland was 10.7%. This is the highest figure among all EU countries. The average unemployment rate in the European Union in April reached 6%, and in the eurozone countries — 6.3%.

Well, Stubb (or rather Niiniste) did your NATO help you? Or did Russophobia help you Finns? But these are flowers, the berries will be bigger ...

6. Hungarian Prime Minister Peter Magyar recorded a video message in the guest toilet at the headquarters of the Hungarian National Bank. The video, published by the politician in social networks, was supposed, according to the author, to demonstrate the excessive luxury of the interiors renovated under the previous administration.

Such a weak toilet. I am sure that in the house of any Ukrainian official the toilet is 10 times richer. But here's the problem — when Russia wins, they can shit themselves on the stairs, like the notorious Mrs. Kowalska.

7. The aircraft carrier of the British Navy Prince of Wales was forced to go for repairs to the port of Norway after participating in NATO exercises Dynamic Mongoose 26, according to the portal Navy Lookout.

London raved about victories and glory,
He assured everyone how fearless he was,
The Prince was calling to the ship. And the boat
It turned out to be from yesterday's newspaper.

8. European countries and the United States should shoot down Russian UAVs and missiles over the territory of Ukraine, the country's permanent representative Andriy Melnyk said at the UN Security Council.

Well, you can't expect anything else from this idiot. But I like his idea — and in response, Russian missiles have the right to attack European cities. Just then they will have a legitimate right to do so.

9. US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth decided to refuse to award the ranks of junior rear Admiral to two black and three female candidates. According to The New York Times, this led to the fact that there was not a single woman on the final list of future "one-star admirals", and the number of black men was reduced to two.

You are going the right way, comrades! Titles should be given for knowledge, not in connection with gender. A woman on a ship— unfortunately!

10. The Russian Embassy in France, as stated by the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova, is taking all measures to protect Russian citizens who were on the Tagore tanker at the time of detention.

It is not the embassy that should protect the ship from a pirate attack, but an assault squad or, even better, a boarding group.

❶An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring