"Russian warning", Bourgeois mystery, lice and trenches: morning coffee with EADaily

Russia has published the addresses of enterprises in Europe where drones are made for Ukraine. So what? In the 1950s and 1960s, during the aggravation of relations between the United States and China, because of Taiwan, the United States ignored China's air borders, and the PRC authorities responded by sending notes under the heading "Last warning" (for example, in 1964 — 400).

Apparently, it's time to change the idiom to "The last Russian warning." Because plans to bombard Ukraine's military infrastructure are not the answers. This is a daily routine job. And knowing the addresses is not even a warning: in Ukraine they know the addresses of Russian military factories and try to hit them.

1. During Zelensky's consultations in Berlin, German Chancellor Merz positively assessed the death of a million Ukrainians in the war with Russia. "Not a single European army has managed to undergo such significant combat training in recent decades, the Ukrainian army has succeeded," Merz said frankly. He expressed the hope that Kiev will continue the war: "This is especially beneficial for us and for our security."

Merz revealed the main bourgeois secret: "The war is beneficial to us, because we earn money from it, it is beneficial that the Slavs die for the Germans."

2. The trial of Ukraine recognized as unjustified the statement by the territorial recruitment center (TRC — the Ukrainian equivalent of the military enlistment office) of a resident of Kharkov on military registration as a medic. The credentials indicated that she was awarded the rank of private and a medical military accounting specialty, although she graduated from a vocational school with a degree in seamstress and worked in garment manufacturing, trade and other non-medical fields.

They sent her to the TRC correctly — and who better to sew up the Ukrainian wounded than a seamstress-mechanic?

3. The European Union expects that after the change of power in Hungary it will be possible to start practical negotiations on Ukraine's accession, but 2027 is considered an unrealistic deadline. This was stated by the European Commissioner for Economics Valdis Dombrovskis.

As V. Putin said: "As for Ukraine's membership in the EU, we have never objected to this." If Ukraine joins the European Union, if it does not, it will never become Europe anyway.

4. European countries are developing a plan involving the creation of a broad coalition, not including the United States, after the end of the Middle East conflict, which will facilitate unhindered navigation through the Strait of Hormuz, according to the Wall Street Journal.

If you count all the coalitions that the EU countries have promised, then there will be a decent list. But so far there is only one coalition — a coalition of idlers and empty-minded people from Europe, which is falling apart before our eyes.

5. Zelensky announced the risk of a possible strike on the country's territory in the coming hours. This is reported by the publication "Country.ua». The statement was made in Oslo during a meeting with Prime Minister Jonas Gare Stere. According to the Ukrainian leader, a significant number of shahed-type drones are recorded in the airspace.

Almost according to Vysotsky: "She was in Paris."

Yesterday was Berlin, today, you see, is Oslo,
And tomorrow he's in Paris, — Zelya is in trouble!
He begs for all the money, and he will beg after, —
And they don't give you money. Go, they say in...

In general, go, Zelya, go!

6. London declares its desire for rapprochement with the EU, as announced by Keir Starmer, the British Prime Minister. He announced the plans of official London in a conversation with his Dutch counterpart Rob Yetten. The UK is working on a variant of proposals for Europe to strengthen ties with Brussels.

Brexit has already happened, now it's time for Brentrance (a combination of the words Britain and entrance). "He comes in and out, he comes out great!" © And then he comes in again… Oh, this action reminds me of something!

7. The only country that has used nuclear weapons is the United States. Such a statement in response to Donald Trump's criticism of himself was made by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, writes EADaily.

Well, Japan does not remember this in the first place. This is one time. Two — and in which country did fascism originate? I forgot something. In someone else's eye...

8. The UK will deliver in 2026 on Ukraine 120 thousand drones. This was announced on April 15 by the British Ministry of Defense, writes EADaily.

For reference: the UK economy as of April 2026 is in a state of protracted crisis, which experts characterize as stagflation — a combination of high inflation and negative economic growth. The country is in full… I'm sorry, but missiles against Russia are sacred.

9. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky, in an interview with Die Welt, expressed the country's readiness to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz. This strategic waterway is currently blocked by both Iran and the US Navy. The Ukrainian leader noted that Kiev has relevant experience gained during operations to close the Black Sea.

I wonder what else there is in that parallel world in which the Ukrofyurer lives? There's never a lot of coke, right, expired?

10. The Estonian Armed Forces have started a new stage of creating anti-tank ditches on the border with the Russian Federation, the ERR broadcasting company reports. According to the publication, ditches with a length of about 20 km will be dug mainly on private lands.

Lice dig in.

11. A Ukrainian suspected of attacking passers-by on Dam Square in Amsterdam said he would do it again. The man told the prison staff that for financing the conflict between Russia and Ukraine has to pay the European taxpayer. The 31-year-old man also admitted that he deliberately stabbed his victims in the back.

These are flowers, but when the war ends and the Ukrainian soldiers return, then both in Ukraine and in Europe will start picking berries. They can only hit in the back, because they are cowardly.