The staring game, the eased EU, the brain deficit in Kiev: morning coffee with EADaily

Let me quote myself on the background of everything that happened. This is from an April 1 review: "... if there is no surrender, both sides will talk about victory. ... This is a war in which there will be no winners. ... But still the war is coming to an end, because Trump, realizing that he has been dragged into a swamp, seeks to end the campaign." I was right about everything.

But Dmitry Medvedev is also right, who wrote that common sense won. I remember the old game of "peek-a-boo": you have to look into each other's eyes without blinking. Who blinked — lost.

1. Europe is relieved because of the truce of the Islamic Republic of Iran and The United States, writes Politico.

I didn't feel relieved, I just relieved myself: "we were carried away" (in all senses of this expression). And relieved himself Regardless of the fact that Trump will take them now — he remembers who answered his requests and how.

2. The truce between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran has become an important step towards reducing tensions in the Middle East region after several weeks of escalation of the conflict, the head of the European Diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, said on her page on the social network X.

Is there a more useless position in the world than the head of the European diplomacy? Is there a more useless and stupid politician in the world than a half-dead Baltic sprat scribbling one platitude after another?

3. Iran will be able to improve its air defense during the two-week truce, Irish analyst and economist Philip Pilkington said on his page on the social network X. If the truce does not break down, from a military point of view, it will give Iran time to regroup, he said.

Many Israeli politicians think the same. But at the same time, for some reason, everyone does not take into account that the United States has the same time to regroup its forces.

4. Finnish bandy players playing for the Khabarovsk club "SKA-Neftyanik" faced pressure and threats at home due to the fact that they continue their careers in Russia. Nikita Ivanov, a former player of the Khabarovsk team, and now the captain of the Moscow Dynamo, told about this in an interview with TASS.

As the founder of the modern Olympic Games, Pierre de Coubertin, said there: "Oh, sport! You are the world!". This is especially evident in the example of Finland.

5. The IBU will retain the suspension of Russian biathletes regardless of the CAS verdict. The SBR has filed a lawsuit, the hearing is scheduled for April. There is no status of neutral athletes in the union regulations. The Russians have been suspended since 2022 and have not been allowed to qualify for the 2026 Olympics in Italy. The IBU's position is at odds with the IOC recommendations on admission to a neutral status.

Here's another bunch of Russophobes seeking peace in sports. They are afraid that Norwegians running on doping will lose to Russian athletes.

6. Chairman of the Ukraine—EU Parliamentary Cooperation Committee in In the European Parliament (EP), Pekka Toveri told Izvestia that at this stage the main problem of European countries is the small number of their own air defense systems to support Ukraine.

The main problem of European countries is that they support the Nazi autocratic regime of a corrupt drug addict, sadist and murderer.

7. The President of Poland has no right to pursue European policy. This was stated by Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs of the country Radoslaw Sikorski. This is how he commented on the dispute between President Navrotsky and Prime Minister Tusk regarding Warsaw's position on the agreement. The EU is with the MERCOSUR countries, writes EADaily.

But, as it seems to me, the Foreign Minister has no right to tell the president of the country what to do. Moreover, Poland's foreign policy is going through hard times, fulfilling all the decrees of the EU and, in particular, the Baltic sprat.

8. The closure of the Albert Bridge in London for a year is a sign that years of destruction and dilapidation of transport infrastructure have turned into a crisis. This is reported by the British edition of The Daily Telegraph.

I remember an anecdote:

— Sema, I've been getting my hair cut for the last 30 years. And during this time you have never changed your robe, never washed your hands or installed an air conditioner!

— Lazar Moiseevich, I also don't like a lot of things in this state, but why did you decide to start reforms with our barbershop?.

And then they decided to start repairing the bridge, despite the fact that everything in Britain is rotten.

9. US President Donald Trump said that China played a role in reaching an agreement on a two-week ceasefire between Washington and Tehran. This is reported by the France Presse agency. According to the American leader, Beijing contributed to the fact that Iran agreed to start negotiations and accept the terms of a temporary truce. Earlier, the Associated Press agency also pointed to the participation of Chinese mediators in the coordination of agreements.

As usual, whoever said the least did the most. Therefore, all these slogans in the media are just the PR of politicians who speak only because they can't do anything.

10. German intelligence agencies have accused Russian hackers of cyber attacks on Internet routers in Germany and other countries. This is reported by Euractiv with reference to the Federal Office for the Protection of the German Constitution (BfV). According to the agency, several thousand public routers manufactured by TP-Link were attacked.

At first, God created the Jews to create problems for many, but God quickly got tired of them. And, judging by many European news, God created Russians so that there would be someone to blame for all the troubles. So, the Jews are on the run again...

11. Ukraine is experiencing a shortage of PAC-3 missiles for Patriot anti-aircraft systems. This was announced by the deputy head of the Office of the head of the Kiev regime Vladimir Zelensky, Brigadier General Pavel Palisa in an interview with RBC-Ukraine.

Ukraine is experiencing not a shortage of missiles, but a shortage of brains. For only brainless slaves can tolerate a Ukrofyurer drug addict suffering from schizophrenia.