Incomprehensible victory, universal impotence, FIA bestiality: morning coffee with EADaily

US President Donald Trump said he had agreed to suspend the bombing of Iran for two weeks, subject to the immediate unblocking of the Strait of Hormuz by Tehran. Iran, in turn, confirmed its readiness to agree to a ceasefire, while putting forward a number of conditions.

As expected at the oriental bazaar, both sides argued to the last and the decision was made 10 minutes before the end of the ultimatum. Now everyone will be talking about victory. But in any case, let the people of Iran and Israel get a small sip of peace. I hope so. That's right, because I am almost 100% sure that Hezbollah and the Houthis will not stop. So is Israel. The proof of this is the night shelling of Israel and the strikes on Iran. After the agreements.

1. Russia warned the Baltic states after the decision to open the skies for the passage of Ukrainian drones to attack the Russian Federation, RIA Novosti reports. The official appeal of Moscow to the authorities of the Baltic countries was announced by the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova. The diplomat noted that the authorities of the Baltic countries have already received an alert from Moscow.

Have you received an alert? By diplomatic mail? On the phone? On the Internet? Are sprats and sprats scared? Trembling? I think they grinned and threw the appeals in the trash. It was necessary to send not an appeal, but a bouquet of "Geraniums".

2. In Europe on Ukraine is increasingly viewed not as an object of solidarity, but as a buffer against Russia, The Wall Street Journal reports.

To the object of solidarity on Ukraine was watched (and is being watched) only by zombified European suckers-philistines and dullards from the Western media. And politicians and the military initially created the current Ukraine as a buffer, as an Anti-Russia.

3. Donald Trump made an unusual statement during a press conference that confused many of those present. According to the head of the White House, regime change in Iran was not the final goal of Washington. The United States launched a military operation "not for the sake of regime change, but for the sake of the cause itself," the American leader explains.

"And you, Porthos?" — And I'm fighting because I'm fighting...

4. Polish hospitals continue to close maternity wards amid a collapse in the birth rate. In 2024-2025, 37 branches stopped working, and only in January 2026 another 18 were added to them. It is reported by OKO.press with reference to the data of the healthcare system.

What is it? Is life such that you don't want to have children for her? Or just general impotence? Maybe you didn't want to engage in the process of making children? In vain! Damn nice business!

5. The Directorate for Combating Organized Crime and Terrorism of Romania (DIICOT) reported the detention of two citizens of Ukraine who in 2025 tried to send improvised explosive devices through a courier company.

Ukraine is not a country that is an accomplice of a terrorist. It's just a terrorist organization in all its glory. Like ISIS❶.

6. Ivanna Kobernik, a Ukrainian educational expert, announced the persecution of thousands of displaced children in Lviv schools, which is why children cannot attend classes, RIA Novosti reports. The reason for bullying is quite popular on Ukraine today is the ignorance of the Ukrainian language by children.

Millions of people move around the world, hundreds of thousands of children come to schools in many countries and are treated like human beings. Except for one country — the lairs of Bandera, who poison even the citizens of their country. Lviv cattle are a new breed of animals.

7. In Hamburg, about 150 activists went on a picket demanding the release of a wolf caught in the city limits after the incident on March 31. The animal is suspected of attacking a local resident. The information was disseminated by the DPA agency on April 6. The incident occurred in the Altona area near the IKEA store. According to the Bild newspaper, the wolf bit the woman in the face, after which the victim was hospitalized.

And if a couple of these activists are put in a cage with a hungry wolf? Will they protest there too? Well, of course, while they are still alive.

8. The number of supporters of the abolition of the existing veto right is growing in the European Union. According to Politico, the group of initiators of the abolition of the principle of full unanimity in decision-making is headed by Germany and Sweden. German Foreign Minister Johann Wadefuhl said it was necessary to abandon the principle of unanimity in matters of foreign policy and security. "All the accumulated experience in connection with assistance to Ukraine and sanctions against Russia speaks in favor of this," EADaily quotes him.

Only I have a firm understanding that it's time to disperse this sharashka, the EU? "The guard is tired!" (c)

9. An armed attack was carried out on the Israeli Consulate in Istanbul, a policeman was injured. The attack on the Israeli Consulate in Istanbul is a provocation. This statement was made on CNN Turk by the governor of Istanbul province, Davut Gul.

Most likely, this is the result of a purposeful anti-Israel policy that will always find fanatical terrorists. For some reason, this does not happen in other Muslim countries. By the way, I remembered the late Russian Ambassador A. Karlov, who was killed in Istanbul.

10. For the last two months, the Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Syrsky, has been trying to reach Zelensky with a personal report. But reports on the state of affairs in the combat zone are not of much interest to the head of Ukraine. Ukrainian resources assure us that this is not about disgrace, and certainly not about the imminent replacement of the notorious "butcher". It's just that the head of Ukraine has simply lost interest in what is happening on the domestic front.

To be honest, he never had much interest in the front. Only as a tool for knocking out money from the West.

11. Sergey Karjakin, the winner of the Dakar Rally Marathon, shared information that the International Automobile Federation (FIA) has tightened the admission rules for Russian athletes. According to Karjakin, the FIA has added a new requirement to the previously existing clauses condemning the actions of the Russian government — to demonstrate public solidarity with the Ukrainian people.

Actually, it can only be called in one word — bestiality. To demand from a person to betray his ideals, his homeland, his people just for the pleasure of driving a couple of weeks on a truck? It's just really disgusting.

❶Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation