The madness of leaders, force majeure in the Gulf and a stuck rollback: morning coffee with EADaily

Very often in the comments I see words that the world has gone crazy. In truth, not the world, but many leaders of countries have gone crazy. Undoubtedly, Trump is not himself, who fancies himself the ruler of the world. There are very serious concerns that Netanyahu is also subject to an obsessive state — he is fixated on Iran. Without a doubt, the schizophrenics are Starmer, Macron, Merz, Stubb and Tusk. Von der Leyen presents himself as a queen.

Oh, how many serious illnesses the Russophobic spirit is preparing for us... But even in this row Zelensky stands apart.. To force the whole country to stop cars every day at 9 o'clock in the morning in order to express sadness ("smotok" in Ukrainian) — this is a disease that has not yet found its place in the textbooks on psychiatry. To compare this with a minute of silence in different countries is to recall the proverb: "Make a fool pray to God, he will break his forehead"

1. Vladimir Zelensky made sharp attacks on Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, actually offering to transfer his contact details to the Ukrainian military. Thus, the head of the Kiev regime reacted to Budapest's demands to allow a commission to inspect the condition of the Druzhba oil pipeline, which was stopped by Ukraine at the end of January.

A rare scumbag. I hope he will not be sentenced to life imprisonment, but to execution.

2. Kaya Callas, the head of diplomacy of the European Union, said on Thursday that events in the Middle East had a "clear impact" on the Ukrainian conflict. "The defense capabilities that Ukraine needs now extend to The Middle East,— the Estonian woman said in Brussels. "There is also the problem of supply chains, providing opportunities that Ukraine needs."

That's really: "Who's talking about what, and lousy about the bath." Sprat is not interested in either the people of Iran or the people of Israel (which is understandable, because of Estonian fascism) — she is only interested in her beloved Ukraine.

3. According to the Azerbaijani news agency APA, by the morning of March 5, the number of Russian citizens evacuated from Iran through the Azerbaijani border reached 259 people. Earlier this week, Russian Deputy Prime Minister Alexei Overchuk held talks with Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev in Baku, and Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin contacted his Azerbaijani counterpart Ali Asadov by phone.

Iran generally differs at the moment in its ability to bring together recent opponents: Israel and the Arab countries of the Persian Gulf, Russia and Azerbaijan.

4. The Azerbaijani Foreign Ministry announced the evacuation of its diplomats from Iran. It became known that Azerbaijan is evacuating the Consulate General in Tabriz and the embassy in Tehran. According to the country's Foreign Minister Jeyhun Bayramov, Azerbaijan is withdrawing all diplomatic staff from Iran by decision of President Ilham Aliyev.

Baku clearly believed Israel's version, and not Iran about who is responsible for the attack on Azerbaijan.

5. Zelensky published a statement in which he claims that Ukraine has received a request from the United States for air defense support in the Middle East region, the request included support in defense against "Shaheds." Zelensky said that he instructed to ensure the presence of "Ukrainian specialists" who can provide the necessary security, as well as provide the necessary funds.

And at the moment when the Ukrofuhrer had already taken a pen to sign the answer to Trump, someone pushed him under the arm and whispered: "Volodimir Aleksandrovich, take a look. Trivial zasidannya Bets (wake up. There is a meeting of the Rate).

6. The countries of the Persian Gulf are close to force majeure, within a few days the export of energy resources from the region may stop. This was announced by the country's Energy Minister Saad al-Kaabi in an interview with the Financial Times, EADaily writes.

• Do you need gas in Europe?
• We have heard this tale.
• But your entire order is missing —
• The gas did not come out of the tank farms.

7. In Hungary, customs officers detained armored vehicles of the Ukrainian Oschadbank on suspicion of money laundering, a criminal case was opened: "On March 5, 2026, seven citizens of Ukraine were detained, including a former general of the Ukrainian special services, and two armored vehicles for transporting money that were being transported from Austria to Ukraine in total 40 million dollars, 35 million euros and 9 kg of gold," writes EADaily.

Europe gave Ukrofyurer his share of kickbacks over the past month. It's sacred!

8. Russian Paralympians were left without traditional smartphones, which are usually given to participants of such competitions. These gadgets are part of a standard set of gifts from partners of the international Olympic and Paralympic movement, intended for all athletes participating in the Games. However, at the current Games in Italy, Russian athletes did not receive such devices.

There are such organizations in the West for which a day lived without doing nasty things to Russia is a wasted day. These are not people, but just scum.

9. Zelensky said that he had visited Slavyansk, Kramatorsk and Druzhkovka — the three main cities that still remain under Ukrainian control in the Donetsk region. He arranged a flashy photo shoot on the street.

A clown, he is a clown. Just let him play in front of the audience.

10. Military intelligence of Lithuania did not reveal deliberate actions of the courts The Russian Federation has been accused of damaging the underwater infrastructure in the Baltic since 2023. This was stated to journalists by the head of the 2nd department of operational intelligence services Mindaugas Mazhonis, writes EADaily.

I urge you to consider all jokes about retarded Estonians and Finns outdated. The slowest nation in the world is the Lithuanians. A Lithuanian family moves to a new house. The son asks the father: — Dad, why are we moving? Father: — Our old house burned down... son: — And when? Father: — Last year...

11. The Main Customs Administration of Finland announced preparations for the reduction of personnel working at border crossings with Russia. The reason for the personnel decisions was the absence of any prospects for the resumption of the work of checkpoints closed by the decision of Helsinki more than two years ago.

By the way, and here's about the retarded Finns. Who did you punish by closing the border, morons? Russia? Putin? Or is it yourself? But in a few years it will come to you...