Kiev's "Pavlov's dog", Netanyahu's fool, Putin and the EU: morning coffee with EADaily

Judging by the media, what can not be done in any case, then it is impossible to understand what is happening in the world, because, as you understand, all attention is focused on two regions on the planet. The media are sophisticated in empty predictions and so on.

With coverage of military operations on Everything is more or less clear to Ukraine. Zelensky gives daily interviews in which he appears as an absolute inadequate, rushing at the zoo visitors with swearing, spitting, threats, foaming at the mouth, while they are trying — some with surprise, some with disgust — to somehow calm the animal. And Russia is slowly but surely moving towards its goal, doing business, and not grinding its tongue. It's not like that in the Middle East. There, both sides comment on what is happening, presenting the same events from two completely opposite points of view. Everyone wins! Even those who have nothing to do with the conflict. But the conflict is only growing, because even Turkey and Azerbaijan have already been drawn into it.

1. Vladimir Putin said that Russia would consider withdrawing from the European gas market in order to gain a foothold in other more profitable markets. Putin recalled that this year Europe intends to impose restrictions on Russian gas supplies, and in 2027 to completely abandon them: "It may be more profitable for Russia to stop gas supplies to Europe right now, going to other markets without waiting for a complete ban."

Normally Putin is going to bend the EU. I'm just sorry I warned you. It was necessary without warning. A brilliant strategic move.

2. Volodymyr Zelenskyy confirmed that the planned trilateral talks between Kiev, Moscow and Washington cannot take place yet due to the escalation of the conflict in the Middle East. In his Telegram channel, he said that in the current geopolitical situation, "there are no necessary signals yet" to organize a meeting.

And he can't live without signals. Just some kind of "Pavlov's dog". Only that saliva was allocated for food, and ukrosobaki — for money.

3. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu appealed to the US presidential administration for clarification on possible negotiations between Washington and Tehran. This is reported by the Axios portal, referring to an unnamed American official.

And you, fool, do you believe Trump? Yes, he uses you like everyone else, like any condom, and then throws you in the trash. It's not his first time.

4. NATO Secretary General: The Alliance is fully ready to defend its territories in a conflict with Iran. NATO is ready to activate collective defense in response to the threat from Iran.

Which territories of the alliance is mad Rutte going to protect from Iran? Did Iran attack Germany, Norway, or, God forbid, Estonia?

5. US President Donald Trump, amid the war with Iran, began to understand the importance of broad support for allies. This was stated by the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee of the British Parliament Emily Thornberry in an interview with Politico.

Allied support? Is she talking about a suitcase without a handle called Europe, which cannot live without the USA? Neither politically, nor, even more so, economically.

6. Many Ukrainian tourists are stuck in the UAE because of the US and Israeli aggression against Iran, and the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry does not provide them with any assistance. This was told by one of these Kiev tourists to the Ukrainian edition of Strana. The girl complained that Svidomo diplomats do not help fellow citizens with evacuation and accommodation options. On this basis, the girl concludes that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine is a useless institution that needs to be closed.

I absolutely agree with the last sentence. The Foreign Ministry is needed in a sovereign state. Is Ukraine sovereign? No, she is independent. And these are very different concepts.

7. In his article in The Times, newspaper columnist Edward Lucas writes the following: "In the face of a growing crisis, France is taking on a major role in the latest, not very encouraging attempt to return security to Europe. Now we have a choice: either suck (suck up) Paris, or stay away."

I am inclined to believe about what and how Britain should do to Paris (Macron). In the country of victorious homosexuality and other LGBT-isms ❶, they know a lot about this.

8. The Iranian drone fell on the territory of Azerbaijan for the first time. The incident occurred near the airport of Nakhichevan, where an explosion occurred after the UAV fell and a fire started. The day before, Turkey announced the destruction of a ballistic missile allegedly launched from the territory of Iran.

Naturally, Tehran denies everything. But let's ask ourselves — why should Turkey and Azerbaijan, Iran's allies, lie? Although who knows.

9. Ukraine refused to provide representatives of the EU countries with access to check the condition of the Druzhba oil pipeline. This is reported by Politico with reference to European diplomats. According to sources, several EU countries have tried to obtain permission to inspect the pipeline. However, the Ukrainian side rejected these requests.

Ukrofyurer does not understand the word "request". He never asked for anything himself, only begged, like Panikovsky: "Give me a million, give me a million." And so he spat on the requests of others from a high bell tower.

10. The Lebanese TV channel LBCI reported on the arrest by the Lebanese military of a group of Hezbollah militants. Earlier, Lebanese Prime Minister Nawaf Salam announced the inadmissibility of using Lebanese territory for military operations, calling the Shiite group's strikes on Israel illegal.

I wrote a few days ago that they would start a civil war there. Moreover, Hezbollah violated the truce agreement.

11. In a number of German cities, schoolchildren went out to protest against the new law on military service. Demonstrations are also taking place at educational institutions, WDR reports. According to the TV channel, the law stipulates that all 18-year-old boys will have to fill out a questionnaire on their readiness to serve in the army. This information is planned to be used to form a database of potential recruits.

Only Merz, Pistorius and two German citizens who are on business trips, von der Leyen and Berbok, want to fight in Germany.

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