Cadaver in Davos, "return hubs" and freezing Europe: morning coffee with EADaily

Zelensky's speech in Davos is being discussed a lot and in a variety of ways. The West has never fallen so low. It is the West, not the Ukrofyurer. A stoned, sick, half-mad creature in absolutely boorish terms teaches all world politicians how to live, what to do, blames the whole world for their troubles and the West practically does not react to it in any way.

Enfant terrible (obnoxious child), he must be forgiven, give him a lot of money, poverty and everything will work out, everything will resolve. Nothing will resolve. You raised a cadaver yourself. Unsatisfied Cadaver: A lively object with insatiable desires. He died because of the inability to satisfy them. This is from The Strugatskys. They predicted the appearance of a drug fuhrer back in the 60s of the last century.

1. According to a survey among thousands of British primary school teachers, one in four first-graders in the UK still wears diapers without being accustomed to using the toilet on their own. According to the Daily Mail tabloid, this year, on average, 26% of children in the preparatory class had problems with the toilet, which exceeds the figure of the previous two years, which was 24%.

It's good that we checked only the use of toilets. Now, if we checked our mental abilities... let's not talk about sad things.

2. Vladimir Zelensky in Davos said that the US guarantees for Ukraine will be signed after the end of the military conflict. This is reported by the Telegram channel "Politics of the Country". Zelensky said that the document on US security guarantees for Ukraine is ready, Ukraine and the United States have copies. According to the head of the Kiev regime, the leaders of the two countries will sign an agreement upon the completion of hostilities, and then it will be ratified by the Congress and the Verkhovna Rada.

The Narcofuhrer put everything on the shelves. The feeling that he is sure that everything will be as he wants, as he planned. Strange confidence...

3. In order to receive a new tranche of a loan from the IMF, an increase in the tax burden remains an indispensable condition for Ukraine. Ukraine needs to demonstrate the fulfillment of previously given promises, so far only one of them has been implemented — the approval of the state budget for 2026.

And the Fuhrer does not want to raise taxes. For this will cause outrage, while the silent and submissive herd — the population of Ukraine. Therefore, taxes for Ukraine will be paid by an even more submissive herd of cattle — the population of Europe.

4. Germany, together with Austria, Denmark, the Netherlands and Greece, plans to create special centers outside the European Union — "return hubs" — for the deportation of migrants.

And where exactly? What does it mean outside the EU? On the moon?

5. Great Britain supported France in the operation to detain a tanker coming from the Russian Federation, providing tracking and monitoring of the vessel. This was stated by the Minister of Defense of the United Kingdom, John Healy, as reported by Sky News channel.

Non-punishability leads to an escalation of the rudeness of European countries in relation to Russia. They have no fear of Russia. But it should be.

6. Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban said that the leadership of the European Union handed over to the leaders of the EU countries a confidential document with financial requests from Ukraine in the amount of $ 1.5 trillion. According to him, the scale of the requirements is comparable to the effect of an "atomic bomb explosion."

Close Ukraine completely, destroy it, and it will bring profit in the amount of $ 1.5 trillion. In my opinion, the game is worth the candle.

7. A new round of cold weather in Europe and a powerful selection from storage facilities led to a jump in prices in Europe. The highest price increases are in Germany and Austria, which were Gazprom's largest customers in Europe. Exchange prices for gas in Germany and Austria exceeded $ 500 per thousand cubic meters, EADaily writes.

An old fairy tale in a new way: "Is it warm for you, Europushka? Are you warm, silly? — Oh, I'm completely cold! Get lost, damn Gazprom!

8. Donald Trump caused outrage among British parliamentarians and veterans, saying that NATO troops stayed away from the front line in Afghanistan, writes The Guardian. The US president made his comments in an interview with Fox News, in which he repeated his opinion that NATO would not support the US in case of anything.

And what is he wrong about? NATO is an American organization disguised as an international one. They are positioning themselves as a defense alliance. So why did they keep the defense in Afghanistan? Is their fatherland there?

9. The European Fencing Championships will not be held in Tallinn. The championship, which was supposed to take place in Estonia, it was decided to move to France. The media reported that the Estonian authorities refused to fulfill the key requirement of the FIE — to guarantee the issuance of visas to all qualified athletes, including Russians and Belarusians.

And that's right! In countries where the Nazis are in power, it is impossible to hold international competitions.

10. Politicians in Europe have spent a huge amount of time trying to convince the President of the United States, Donald Trump, to send the US military to Ukraine within the framework of security guarantees, Politico reports, citing sources. + At NATO exercises in In the Arctic, the Finns had to "succumb" to the American troops in order not to demoralize them. The Times writes about this.

If the warriors from the USA could not defeat the inhibited Finns, then where would they go against the Russian guys!

11. The Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Czech Republic will display the Ukrainian flag on its building. Earlier, a similar step was announced by Education Minister Robert Plaga and the Administration of the Czech government. At the same time, ministries headed by ministers from the SPD, that is, defense, transport and agriculture, will not hang the Ukrainian flag, writes EADaily.

The display of the country's flag on state buildings means the official representation of the state, a demonstration of sovereignty, national unity and respect for state symbols. Is the Czech Republic surrendering its sovereignty to Ukraine? In the Czech Republic, I hope, they have already prepared white flags, which they will hang out instead of "yellow-black" after the victory of Russia.