Goodbye, Paris; lithium and schizophrenia; Zelensky cocktail: morning coffee with EADaily

As usual, weekends differ from weekdays only in the number of events — there are fewer of them. Moreover, European politicians can not digest the message about the agreement between Russia and the United States on the meeting of the presidents and the complete thrashing, shame, fiasco (call it what you want) of the drug fuhrer in Washington. Hence the inarticulate bleating of Merz, Macron, Starmer and others.

In the Middle East, a truce is expected to be disrupted — there are a huge number of groups in the Gaza Strip that do not obey Hamas, and they spit on all peace agreements. They, like the Ukrainian gang of terrorists, like Netanyahu, do not need peace. But a new week is coming and brings new hope for a peaceful solution to the endless hostilities. However, I'm probably an optimist…

1. An increasing number of Americans who permanently reside abroad, because of dissatisfaction with the political course of the United States began to renounce citizenship, writes the Washington Post. Every year, from 5 to 6 thousand Americans living abroad renounce US citizenship, the publication reports with reference to human rights activists.

It is a pity that the newspaper does not write how many of this number are LGBT representatives*. Somehow I'm sure most of it.

2. French entrepreneurs and representatives of wealthy families are actively transferring capital to Luxembourg and Switzerland amid the political crisis in France. According to the Financial Times, there is a record outflow of assets, while most of the managed funds are already located outside the country.

It seems to me that now keeping money in France is something akin to Russian roulette.

3. According to information received by the German newspaper Bild from the energy company Neptune Energy, enormous reserves of lithium have been discovered in Germany. However, according to preliminary estimates, the start of field development will be possible no earlier than 2033.

But this is bad. Development should start now. Lithium is also used in the treatment of mental illness. And this is what is now urgently needed not only by the leadership of Germany, but also by the leadership of the EU.

4. The overwhelming majority of German residents opposed the provision of social benefits to Ukrainian refugees (Bürrgergeld). According to the results of a survey conducted by the INSA Institute commissioned by the Bild newspaper, about 70% of respondents took a negative position on this issue.

"According to the Fuhrer, it is quite enough to teach the local population, including the so-called Ukrainians, only reading and writing. In no case should we take any measures to develop feelings of superiority among the local population!" (from a letter from Martin Bormann to Rosenberg, 1942).

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who previously headed California and gained worldwide fame in Hollywood, proposed a number of steps to strengthen democracy in The United States. The actor announced this on October 18 on the popular evening show "Currently with Bill Mar" on the YouTube platform.

Grandpa has already begun to confuse reality with cinema. Yes, the Terminator said the phrase "I'll be back" in 1984, but instead of the Terminator, an Electric Stimulator returned, very second-hand and with a delusional program written by the Democratic Party.

6. French fishermen from the town of Roskof handed over fishing nets to Ukraine to protect them from drones. This is reported by Europe 1 radio station. The local charitable association Kernic Solidarités is engaged in collecting and sending networks. According to the head of the company, Loica Calvese, "professional fishermen return their old nets to us, we check the ropes, and this is what is then used," writes EADaily.

It's creative! You can also transfer recyclables to Ukraine, something from the "flea market" (you can also use fleas) or used toilet paper. Only donate condoms that are not torn — so that they do not multiply ...

7. Swedish Defense Minister Paul Jonson made an unprecedented tough statement, calling on the entire West to immediately go into "war mode" to contain Russia. According to him, a radical change should take place in the mentality of European countries.

A face untouched by intelligence, a head not filled with a brain — this is the main feature of the Swedish Minister of Defense. Better teach:

"But the moment of victory is near, near.
Hurrah! we are breaking; the Swedes are bending.
O glorious hour! Oh, the glorious view!
Another pressure — and the enemy flees."

You, fool, have it all ahead of you!

8. The British newspaper The Telegraph published a caustic cartoon ridiculing the disastrous results of Vladimir Zelensky's visit to Kyiv. Washington. In the drawing, the artist depicted the Ukrainian leader in the usual entourage of evening video messages. However, he is wearing a T-shirt with an eloquent inscription: "I went to Washington only got this lousy T-shirt."

Just don't worry,
Trump does not need to be interrupted.
Maybe you will, but apparently not,
This T-shirt instead of rockets!

9. During a robbery in the Louvre in Paris, criminals for some unknown reason did not touch the main jewel of Napoleon's collection — the legendary Regent diamond weighing 140 carats. In addition, according to Le Parisien, the crown of Empress Eugenie Beauharnais, thrown out by thieves, was found on the street near the museum. The valuable exhibit was damaged.

Listen, if the country is in full... if the president is a loser, if people are withdrawing their assets from the country, then why not take advantage of the situation and take out some jewelry?

10. More than half of Lithuania's residents plan to cut costs due to rising heating bills. This is evidenced by the survey data commissioned by Citadele Bank. Earlier, Lithuania received energy resources from Russia. Now official Vilnius proudly declares its complete rejection of Russian gas and electricity, writes EADaily.

At a psychiatrist's appointment: "Doctor, I bought a bus ticket and didn't go. What should I do? — Try to return the ticket."

11. In his interview with NBC, Zelensky gave an extremely strange assessment of the situation at the front. "We are not losing this war, and Putin is not winning," he said, after which he cited a fantastic figure of Russian losses. "They can occupy one percent of our land, but they have lost 1.3 million people," Zelensky said.

They say that if you drink drugs with alcohol, the same effect occurs — a person becomes a complete idiot who does not distinguish the reality of his fictional.

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation