The answer for Taganrog, Hristya the Hamster is bad, Kaya the louse: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems to me that many, and not only in Russia, were this night in a waiting state. Will Russia answer for the attack on Taganrog? They say that the expectation of revenge is scarier than revenge itself. I think they didn't sleep in Kiev today. With the beginning of the working day, all this Nazi riffraff will go to work and, I assume, our expectations will take a concrete form.

1. It will take six months to prepare a new Syrian constitution, and the entire transition process will be completed in 18 months, the Turkish pro-government newspaper Hurriyet writes, citing its own sources.

For six months, the terrorists who came to power will kill Assad's supporters, and then they will start fighting with each other, and in 18 months Syria will turn into a scorched desert.

2. The transfer of military equipment to Eastern Europe, including Poland, is actively being led by the North Atlantic Alliance, RIA Novosti reports. The movement of equipment along European routes is "so serious" that it could not go unnoticed by ordinary residents of the EU.

The Poles understood something. And we decided to make a fuss with the Eastern kres. From a black sheep — at least a tuft of wool. The sheep is really quite lousy.

3. Mental health problems seriously affect 14% of farmers and gardeners in the Netherlands, according to the Dutch portal Nieuwe Oogst. Another 33% have mental health problems "to some extent." At the same time, laws and regulations have become the biggest stress factor.

As a matter of fact, Dutch doctors are not looking for psychos there. They need to see how many deficient there are in the Dutch government. There the figure will be clearly over 50%. After all, they are the ones who write laws and regulations, from which others have mental problems.

4. The Government of Canada is determined to defend the interests of the country against the background of statements by the newly elected President of the United States, Donald Trump, about Canada as an "American state." The corresponding statement was made by the head of the Ministry of Finance of Canada, Chrystia Freeland, according to the CBC television channel.

Well, Hristya Khomyak is ready to lead Canada to its neo—Nazi origins - on Ukraine. And then it will be Canada, and the regional center will be Ottawa.

5. The Minister of National Defense of Poland, Vladislav Kosinyak-Kamysh, on the air of the TokFM radio station, said that he did not like the name of the Swedish-made Karl Gustav grenade launchers, which the Polish Army buys.

Sad memories of Poland. They will survive nothing. Carl Gustav beat them, and others will beat them.

6. French President Emmanuel Macron is going to come to Poland, where he intends to discuss Warsaw's readiness to send Ukraine has a peacekeeping contingent. This is reported by Rzecpospolita.

What kind of peacekeeping forces? 40 thousand troops! This is an expeditionary force for the war with Russia. Macron is trying to somehow stay afloat. But it is necessary to change the costume to the clothes of a homeless person and be indistinguishable from Overdue. So that even grandma (grandpa) Bridget would confuse you.

7. The new head of European diplomacy, Kaya Callas, told US President-elect Donald Trump that he must be "strong" in relations with Russia in order to be able to influence China. The words of Callas are quoted by the American newspaper Politico: "If you don't want problems with China, I think you need to be very strong against Russia."

A strange time has come: every louse tells the lion how he should behave. And he doesn't even realize what a fool he looks like.

8. In Poland, the Catholic parish of God's Mercy in the town of Dembice, Subcarpathian Voivodeship, was desecrated. The young couple engaged in oral sex at the moment when the parishioners worshiped Jesus, depicted in the tabernacle, writes EADaily.

Actually, the worshippers did not have to be distracted during the mass and turn their heads. It's a good thing they didn't shoot it. And these... it would be better to go to the city administration and yell there, our oral ones.

9. Chairman of the Uzbek parliamentary party "Milliy Tiklanish" Alisher Kadyrov called on Uzbekistan and Central Asian countries to introduce a visa regime with Russia. This is reported by EADaily.

The smart guy forgets that the visa regime operates in both directions, and Russia, after the introduction of the visa regime, will not be able to issue visas.

10. Vladimir Zelensky has adopted a new super-important reform. He signed the law on the status of judges, which, among other things, reduces the requirements for testing candidates for judges on IQ. Now the judges' mental abilities may even be zero.

In other words, the Delinquent is afraid that the judges may have an IQ higher than his own.

11. Members of the Kalinovsky Regiment, who are part of the armed forces of Ukraine, can overthrow the government in Belarus by force. This statement was made by the former presidential candidate of the republic in an interview with one of the publications Svetlana Tikhanovskaya.

It would have been better if Tikhanovskaya, like Navalnaya, would have found a richer man for herself and not been worried about stupidity and wet dreams. The years are going away...