Finnish "benefit", sausages at UNESCO and incomprehensible Japanese: morning coffee with EADaily

Very often I want to write that there is no news. On the one hand, it's true.There is no major news. But on the other hand — how is it not? And the fact that the Russian army liberated another settlement from the Nazis — isn't that news? And the fact that there are battles in which people are dying is not news? That's the horror of it: the deaths of people become a routine reality. And the sooner the fascist reptile is crushed, the sooner death will cease to be a routine.

1. The volume of external trade relations of Finland, according to official data from Eurostat, has decreased to a minimum as early as 2021. In 2024, Switzerland became the leading trading partner of Helsinki, Ecuador came in second place, and Saudi Arabia came in third. Close the top 5 Portugal and Vietnam, writes EADaily.

Instead of the multimillion-dollar Russian market, the Finns got Switzerland with a population smaller than in Moscow. Everyone just rushed there, knocking each other down, for Finnish goods. And in Do the Finns supply skis to Saudi Arabia?

2. Employees of the special forces of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia completely ousted the protesters from Rustaveli Avenue in Tbilisi. This is reported by a TASS correspondent from the scene.

They are trying to give the sheep freedom, but they stubbornly climb into the cattle yard called the EU. I can't live without the master's whip.

3. The restaurant business of Lviv is experiencing a crisis related to the outflow of refugees, increased mobilization and the activity of military enlistment offices. According to the Ukrainian version of Forbes, about fifty restaurants are preparing to close, to this number should be added at least 50 more that closed last year. The decrease in demand is explained by the departure of immigrants and the activation of the shopping center since May 2024.

Learn to eat at home by candlelight, and cook on kerosene or bonfires. And then they got used to going to Poland for benefits after dinner at a restaurant.

4. The press service of the Vienna City Government reported that the sausage shops located in the Austrian capital were included in the UNESCO list of Intangible Cultural Heritage.

Soon they will make toilets a cultural heritage. There, when you open the door of the booth, Strauss music starts playing, and you cope with the need to the sounds of divine music. And this happens just after visiting cultural sausage shops.

5. British Defense Minister Ben Wallace, despite the opposition of high-ranking generals, intends to carry out planned reductions (up to 73 thousand people) in the country's armed forces. In June, a defense manual will be published, which outlines a plan for reforming the army with an emphasis on increasing the number of artillery at the expense of infantry.

This is where they were going to send their soldiers to Russia. Don't you have a lot of troops, you are our warlike ones!

6. Volodymyr Zelenskyy signed a law according to which Ukrainian deserters were given the opportunity to voluntarily return to service with the preservation of payments, security and benefits. The military, who for the first time voluntarily left the unit or deserted, and then voluntarily returned, can continue their service, the document says.

They didn't desert in order to return. Such a simple thought does not arise in the head of an already killed cocaine?

7. The authorities of Ukraine, according to ft.com , decided to move the Verkhovna Rada to the protected government district of Kiev.The Ukrainian authorities allegedly came to the conclusion that it was necessary to postpone the parliament after Russia used the Oreshnik medium-range missile in Dnepropetrovsk.

Do you want to save the deputies of the Rada? Yes, let her go! A wonderful way out. And the deputies to the front, to the trenches. There will be more sense.

8. Prime Minister of Moldova Dorin Rechan said in an interview with Moldova 1 TV channel that the country does not plan to pay Gazprom the debt for the consumed fuel. The debt is $709 million.

They offer to pay the debt in kind. Do not think badly: they will paint the walls, lay the tiles, and you never know what kind of construction work there is. Every country does what it can.

9. Ukrainian edition "Country.ua" reported that the Danish Embassy, which is located in Kiev, warned the subjects of the kingdom who found themselves on the territory of Ukraine that they could be subjected to "brute force" by police officers or the shopping mall. As the publication clarifies, Danish citizens who are on To Ukraine, diplomats began distributing memos in which the algorithm of action in case of detention is attributed.

And what did the Danes do to displease them? So diligently licked all the places for the "overdue" Green, and here you are! However, ingratitude is characteristic of the country 404.

10. The head of the Ministry of Transport of Great Britain, Louise Hague, said that six months before the 2015 general election she was convicted of fraud, reports News.sky.com . Haig reported to the police that she was robbed during a night walk. She claimed that her work mobile phone was stolen, but later it turned out that the phone remained with her.

What law-abiding ministers in Britain! Ordinary citizens have someone to take an example from. That's why crime is on the rise in Britain.

11. The Japanese government remains committed to "solving the territorial problem and concluding a peace treaty" with Russia, despite the difficulties in bilateral relations. This was announced by Japanese Prime Minister Shinaru Ishiba during a speech to parliament.

So you won't understand — he's really sick in the head or pretending. If the latter, then very successful. Support all sanctions against Russia, introduce your own, support Ukraine with weapons and demand peace and territory. Or was the sake too warm?