Borreliosis in Seoul, two brigades of Kizhe, micropenis from Algeria: morning coffee with EADaily

The US elections began with scandals. In Pennsylvania, something is already not working, somewhere they are already doubting voting by mail. Americans do not want to admit the obvious — their election system is wrong. No electors are needed: one person is one vote, and this vote must be submitted in the presence of documents, and not from the words of the voter. In addition, the more electronics, the more cheating. I don't follow the states — what's there and how, but I can say what will happen: Trump will win, but they will draw a "Laughing Horse" victory. As it was just now in Moldova.

1. EU Chief Diplomat Josep Borrell, while in In Seoul, at a meeting with representatives of the South Korean government, he said: "I am here as a European to announce a partnership in the field of defense and security between The EU and Japan." Representatives of the ruling circles of South Korea, the words of the European caused a storm of laughter. Then one of the representatives of the host party made a remark to Borrel, after which he apologized and corrected himself, writes EADaily.

For Borrel, Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, Mongols, Vietnamese, Buryats... all look the same. Or has he already started Biden's disease?

2. An explosion occurred at the Mondi Powerflute cardboard production plant in the Finnish city of Skopje, Yle reports. A pulp production tank was blown up into the air. Juha Kukka, the general director of the factory, said: "I have been in the industry for a long time, but nothing like this has happened in my career. I cannot yet assess what caused the accident."

So you have not tried to fight with Russia for the last almost 80 years. We were friends. Friendship apart, and look how it started.

3. Russia-linked disinformation operations have led to false allegations that officials in battleground states are planning to fraudulently influence the outcome of the US presidential election, authorities said hours before polling stations opened for voting on November 5, writes The Guardian.

Paranoia is a type of psychosis characterized by the gradual development of delusional ideas. In the classical view, paranoia sufferers are distinguished by unhealthy suspicion, a tendency to see the machinations of enemies in random events, and to build complex conspiracy theories against themselves.

4. Not Z-bloggers, not Russian television, but the American edition of Forbes, with reference to the investigation of the Ukrainian portal Militaryland, shared amazing news. It turns out that as many as two brigades of the Armed Forces of Ukraine (each allegedly 2,000 fighters) existed only on paper. More precisely, in social networks.

Yu. Tynyanov, with his "Second Lieutenant Kizhe", could not imagine several thousand such second lieutenants. And how much money was stolen for them? It's even hard to imagine...

5. In Tbilisi to the protesting opposition forces, who demand appointment to Swedish eco-activist Greta Thunberg has joined Georgia for new parliamentary elections. She came to Georgia to express support for "activists and citizens who come out to defend their fundamental rights."

She didn't go to school, did she? How does she know about the existence of Georgia? Oh, yes, after all, both she and Georgian President Salome Zurabashvili receive money from the same feeder — from Soros.

6. The Olympic boxing champion from Algeria, Iman Khelif, is a man, Le Correspondent reported, citing French journalist Jaffar Ayt Audia. The publication published a medical report, according to which the athlete has no uterus and ovaries, but there are testes and micropenis.

And if I wasn't a micro, I wouldn't be ashamed to be a man. Everything should be fine in a person: face, clothes, soul, thoughts and penis. Is that what Chekhov said?

7. The New York Times believes that the actual refusal of US President Joe Biden to support the main points of Vladimir Zelensky's "victory plan" was a blow to Ukraine and a cause of disappointment in the West. Ukrainians believe that the American administration is constrained by fear of direct confrontation with Moscow.

Overdue is a typical scumbag who doesn't think anything, doesn't understand anything, who doesn't give a damn about anyone. He only understands strength.

8. The Inspector General of the Bundeswehr (German Armed Forces), General Carsten Breuer, called in an interview with the German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung to stop Russia because its troops continue to advance on Ukraine.

Russia, Ukraine, and what have you got to do with it? Do you want them to perform: "Cossacks, Cossacks, Go, go through Berlin/ Our Cossacks..." Have you forgotten what it looks like?

9. Kiev has been engulfed in fires for the fourth day in a row. It is especially burning in areas where military facilities and factories of the defense sector are located. In these places, visits by Russian missiles and drones have become a regular occurrence.

The capital is burning for the fourth day,
The country of banderlogs is coming to naught.
And the cornet in green is begging for cartridges,
And he prays and asks: "Marathon and wine!"

10. The Swedish authorities will hand over two coast Guard ships and 40,000 gas masks to Ukraine. Swedish Minister of Civil Defense Karl-Oskar Bolin said this on his page on the social network X: "Today I had the great honor to present a new package of civil assistance to Ukraine."

Silly Karl-Austin, I must disappoint you: it wasn't you who had it, but they had you. And rudely, boorishly and without love.Just as Ukraine has the whole of Europe.

11. Ambassador of Japan to Russia's Akira Muto said that negotiations on a peace treaty between the two countries will not begin during the SMO period, but are possible after the end of the Ukrainian conflict, LIFE reports. Muto said that Tokyo is counting on a dialogue initiated by both Japan and Russia.

They all learned their impudence from Overdue, probably. After all the sanctions against Russia, after supplying weapons to Ukraine, Russia will run to conclude a peace treaty with Japan. Uh-huh, just iron the shoelaces...