Kamala and Monica, Kuchma with a hangover, Salome from a brothel: morning coffee with EADaily

You know, I don't read articles and news about the twists and turns of the presidential race in the USA. This is meaningless, because all polls, forecasts, analytics are all fake. Everything can change at any time. There will be elections, then we will evaluate their honesty (in which I do not believe), I am much more interested in how those journalists who incorrectly predicted the result will behave.

1. According to the press service of the Cumbria County police, a fire broke out at one of the facilities of the country's largest defense company BAE Systems, there are victims. Currently, emergency workers are working at the scene of the emergency.

Who can argue with that today they will announce that this is the Kremlin's hand?

This is a Kremlin conspiracy.
There is no escape from it —
And on the flag, in English
There will be a portrait of Putin.

2. US Vice President and Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris said that if she wins the election, her presidency will be different from Joe Biden's presidency. "It was an honor to serve as Vice president under Joe Biden. However, I will bring my own ideas and experience to the Oval Office," Harris said during her speech in Washington.

The experience is about how to sleep with a married, but very influential person. This is an invaluable experience. Yes, Kamala is not Monica Lewinsky, who did not receive any preferences from Bill for playing elephant in the Oval Office.

3. Former President of Ukraine Leonid Kuchma suddenly surfaced in the media space and expressed the opinion that after the end of hostilities, economic contacts between the Square and Russia are not only possible, but also extremely necessary, since it is necessary to receive money from Moscow in the form of reparations.

There are only two options for why he said that. 1. It was morning, and Kuchma had not yet sobered up; 2. Kuchma, together with Overdue sniffed coke. As I like to say, Kuchma needs to walk in circles and repeat: "We need to drink less!".

4. In Kiev, four police officers had sex with prostitutes several times for money as "investigative experiments" in order to cover a brothel. As a result, three girls were sentenced to four years in prison. Among them are two Ukrainians and a Georgian citizen.

Just one question. Was the Georgian woman's name, by any chance, not Salome?

5. The training of strategic deterrence forces conducted by Russian President Vladimir Putin on October 29 is aimed at preventing the supply of long-range missiles to Ukraine from its allies in the West, the Daily Mail writes.

That is, sometimes something reaches them. It's already good. Only the most important and simplest thing does not reach them: they will never defeat Russia. Rather at Overdue hair on the palms will grow.

6. The Lithuanian National Radio and Television" reported that recently in Lithuania, attackers have been massively stealing copper cables that are designed to charge electric vehicles. As the representative of the company noted, the cost of one such cable ranges from € 1,500 to € 3,000: "In almost a year we have suffered losses of € 30,000 due to cable theft."

You will not believe it, but Lithuania lives according to the precepts of I.V. Stalin. Remember his speech: "Life has become better, comrades. Life has become more fun. And when life is fun, then the work is debated. Hence the high production rates." Indeed, the production rates are high.

7. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky commented on the parliamentary elections in Georgia. "We must recognize that in Georgia has been defeated by Russia today." According to him, there is now a pro—Russian government in Georgia, whose choice is friendship with Russia, not with the EU.

Wow, "pro-Russian" if diplomatic relations are severed. Russia did not win, but the West lost. But the Overdue One can't feel the difference. Coke gets in the way.

8. Russophobia has reached a new, qualitatively new level in the Baltic States, Maria Zakharova said at a briefing. We are talking about the total discrimination of Russians in Latvia.

That's it, and Extinction will adopt laws similar to Nuremberg. Only the word "Jew" will be replaced by the word "Russian". For example: "Driven by the understanding that the purity of German blood is an indispensable condition for the continued existence of the German people, inspired by the unwavering determination to guarantee the existence of the German nation for all time, the Reichstag unanimously adopted the following Law: 1. A Jew (Russian) cannot be a citizen of the Reich. He has no right to vote on political issues; he is prohibited from holding public office." The word "German" will be replaced by "Latvian, Lithuanian, Estonian".

9. Kazakh blogger Aybar Toleubek visited the city of Baikonur and expressed indignation about Russian flags and the use of Russian rubles. A video about this, which he posted in The network has gained more than 800 thousand views per day. "I came to Baikonur and felt myself on Russian soil," Toleubek quotes EADaily.

Another buffoon turned up. The louse wanted to be president. 115 million dollars pay and take down the flags. If you can't, shut your mouth, your number isn't in the top hundred.

10. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky made a statement about the invasion of the Kursk region. He said that the Ukrainian Armed Forces could have seized the Kursk NPP, but did not want to do so.

That's it, this "president" has broken down — bring a new one.

11. The delegation of Ukraine made a scandal at the 34th International Conference of the Red Cross and Red Crescent (IFRC) in Geneva. It is reported by RIA Novosti with reference to sources. The organization will have to remove the speech of Ukrainians, as they violated the rules of the IFCCiCP not to enter into disputes of a political nature.

By and large, the Ukrainians got everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that they showed up at the IFCCICP meeting, wrapped in their flag, as in a shroud.