Joe's humility, Bedbug rage and Kamala's eloquence: Morning coffee with EADaily

In principle, of the events that took place, only the prisoner exchange turned out to be important. In the "dry residue", Russia received its scouts and, let's say, soldiers, and gave the Americans absolute riffraff — malicious dissidents, from whom it benefits — as from goat milk. Is it possible to compare an FSB officer who executed human garbage with a slacker whose main business in life was insulting his Homeland?

1. The Washington Post (WP) reports that US President Joe Biden initially felt discouraged after deciding to withdraw from the race for re-election as head of state, but later humility replaced bitterness.

Maybe he will go to the monastery at all? And he will be there with humility to atone for his sins.

2. A deputy of the Lutsk City Council in western Ukraine at a session brought an unusual bribe to the mayor so that he would "contribute" to voting for his proposal. The "Competitor" writes about this. According to the publication, the deputy of the Lutsk City Council, Andrei Luchik, brought a Kiev-style cutlet to the session meeting. And he asked me to give a delicious package to the mayor Igor Polishchuk so that his draft decision would be supported.

Soon bribes will be given borscht.

3. The Estonian government has once again decided to complicate the lives of its citizens, at least those who visit relatives in Russia. Now they will have to wait several times longer in queues at the border, since from August 8 the Baltic republic is moving to full customs control of all people and cargo heading towards Russia.

The bedbugs raged. From impotence. And political (it's a shame to be Estonia), and civil (they can't do anything to people, so let them stand in line), and, between us, sexual (the population of limitrof is decreasing every day).

4. The French newspaper Le Monde, citing a source in the Malian armed forces, reported that terrorists belonging to the alliance of Malian separatist groups CSP-DPA were trained on the territory of Ukraine.

Some African terrorists learn from other African terrorists. The only difference between them is that some African terrorists consider themselves not Africans, but Europeans. Because they wear lace panties.

5. The German Prosecutor General's Office is disappointed with the exchange of Vadim Krasikov, sentenced to life imprisonment in Germany, reports RBC with reference to Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung (FAZ).

Why be disappointed? Hired to serve the United States — be kind: any whim — for your money. Or you can do it without money: they will put a piece of sugar on your nose — Scholz, serve!

6. There should be no streets in Odessa named after people who "collaborated with the KGB and glorified the Soviet Union," said Oleg Kiper, head of the Odessa regional Military Administration.

Pushkin — did he cooperate with the KGB or glorify the Soviet Union? I would like the moron gauleiter to explain...

7. US Vice President Kamala Harris could not give a clear answer to the question about the exchange of prisoners with Russia, which was held the day before in Ankara, without a prompter. "It's just an extraordinary understanding of the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy," Harris said, surprising even Joe Biden with this turn.

A worthy disciple of a dementia-stricken old man. But her dementia may not be due to a lack of mental abilities, but to a peculiarity of the female body at her age.

8. The United States continues to reduce gas supplies to Europe, which, after such actions, cannot refuse supplies from Russia. Thus, according to Business Insider, the anti-Russian plan of a united Europe is actually thwarted, writes EADaily.

The blooming garden has not yet realized that for the USA, this is not a garden, but a wasteland overgrown with weeds and burdock, densely manicured ...

9. The Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries of Japan reports that rice stocks are at the lowest level in at least 25 years. According to the agency, one of the reasons for the decrease in the number of products is the active consumption of food by numerous foreign tourists, writes EADaily.

The thing is that tourists eat rice with spoons, not chopsticks.

10. Estonia will not refuse a residence permit to Ukrainian men with an expired military ticket. This is reported by the portal Rus.ERR. Ukrainian edition "Country.ua, in turn, quotes the Estonian Ministry of Internal Affairs, where they stated that "the residence permit is not related to a passport, but to a person," and if a person has the right to live in Estonia, then "it is possible to extend their residence permit."

Even Annalena Berbrok did not reach such a rare and incoherent demagogy with her meager mind.

11. The coach of the 19-year-old Russian trampoline jumper Angela Bladtseva, who became the fifth at the Olympics in Paris, spoke about the athlete's assessments. The words of the mentor are quoted by Sport24. Alexey Ryzhkov said that he has very big claims, questions to the refereeing. He called Angela an athlete of the highest level.

Is the coach a fool? Did he really not understand and does not understand that in any case, the Russian athlete will not be allowed to win a medal. Such a decree was received from Bach and the IOC.