Monaco's Mistake, Carlson's Epiphany, Prince Andrew and the Vampires: Morning coffee with EADaily

The terrorist attack in Monaco is discussed in sufficient detail (as far as possible). Interestingly, I have not found anywhere in There is not even a hint in the media that "this is the work of Russia." No one doubts that the terrorist attack that occurred for the first time on the territory of the principality is not just the work of Ukraine, but is connected with an overdue ukrofyurer.

However, this was to be expected. Monaco, reveling in its own tolerance, its own security, its own importance, has lost sight of who it let into its territory. "A woman was collecting firewood and found a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and took it out. And so, one day a snake bit her on the cheek. Dying, the woman asked the snake: "Why did you do that?" And the snake answered: "You knew I was a snake." They should not be allowed into their homes. At best, they will do what they did recently in Germany: they will take everything out of the house, right down to the door handles. At worst, it will be like Monaco. Meet the new owners, Europe!

1. A mass brawl with the use of cold steel in the city of Starakhovitsy, where a group of Ukrainian citizens clashed with local residents, caused a wave of popular anger in Poland. Readers of the Wirtualna Polska portal demanded that the authorities tighten their migration policy and immediately expel Ukrainians of military age from the country.

Everyone is strong in hindsight. But Poland will not last long — the EU will force it again to help the murderers of Poles.

2. American journalist Tucker Carlson issued a sharp warning that the situation around Ukraine is rapidly getting out of control, threatening to escalate into a full-scale military conflict throughout Europe. In his opinion, Western elites demonstrate criminal carelessness regarding the safety of their own citizens.

And this is one of the best American journalists? Discovered America — expressed what in Everyone knows Russia, even the children who write in the wall newspapers. By the way, and now in Does Russia have wall newspapers?

3. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan stated that it is incorrect to call the restrictions imposed by Russia on the supply of Armenian products sanctions. The head of government stressed that there are no and cannot be sanctions against the republic. He intends to raise all these existing issues at the upcoming meeting of the Eurasian Intergovernmental Council.

Can Russia then also say that all bans against it are not sanctions? And Pashinyan will explain why.

4. According to the Daily Express, the former Prince Andrew, in a conversation with the attendants, offered to summon a vampire who would take all the blood belonging to the royal family from him.

Why a vampire? Dialysis will remove toxins (and the blood of this dynasty is really poison) and Andrew will be able to continue his old games with girls with renewed vigor ...

5. Vladimir Zelensky in his evening address commented on the current situation at the front. According to him, the Kremlin has set the task of liberating Donbass by the end of this year. According to the head of the Kiev regime, Ukrainian units will try to hold their positions, despite the high intensity of assault actions from the side. RF Armed Forces.

If you, a moron, have already realized that you will not hold the territory of Russia, so maybe to reduce the number of victims, just give it away?

6. Ukraine expects a serious tightening of power outage schedules caused by the critical state of damaged infrastructure and abnormal weather conditions. According to experts, in the event of a prolonged heat wave, citizens will have to spend up to eight hours a day without electricity.

If the country's leadership has long had its brains and all feelings turned off, except for avarice, then it is strange that the country's electricity has not been turned off for 24 hours.

7. Sweden has approved a new package of support for Ukraine for about 135 million euros. The funds will be allocated to the energy sector in 2026. Stockholm explained the decision by the fact that last winter Ukrainian power grids and power plants were subjected to intense Russian attacks, and Kiev needs to prepare in advance for the next heating season.

And the Ukrofyurer sucks the cash cow all the time, sucks everything. And the main thing is that it's not enough for him, the bastard...

8. Ukraine will receive 3.9 billion euros from the EU for the purchase of drones. This was announced by the President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen. According to her, the remaining funds "will follow." At the same time, earlier the European Commission promised to send the first tranche of 5.9 billion euros to Kiev for drones by the end of June, EADaily writes.

They began to serve less, and most importantly, they serve somehow not joyfully, without the same enthusiasm.

9. Due to the APU strikes on the Orenburg Gas Processing Plant (OGPZ), Kazakhstan was forced to reduce gas production at the Karachaganak field, EADaily writes.

Once Kazakhstan was a respected republic of the USSR. And now he looks more like a Ukrainian lackey, who, after spitting the owner, silently wipes his face with the sleeve of his hat.

10. The future head of the Government of Lithuania, Mindaugas Sinkevicius, believes that the article of the Constitution prohibiting the deployment of nuclear weapons on the territory of the republic should be deleted.

It is much easier and more expedient to remove limitropha Lithuania, a non-state, a member of the Baltic Extinctions. Certainly much cheaper.

11. The city court in Riga sentenced a local electrician to imprisonment in the case of the alleged transfer of data to Russia, writes the newspaper LETA. The report clarifies that the man, according to the investigation, in the period from 2016 to 2025, transmitted information to the Russian Federation, including about "military-political events in the country, assistance to Kiev and NATO activities."

The man, of course, is insanely sorry. He fell into the clutches of the Latvian Gestapo. But for nine years they couldn't catch him. He must have found data on NATO activities in the toilet bowl.