Macron in Hormuz, pigsties on Venus, KaKa — Ouroboros: morning coffee with EADaily

The situation is chaotic. And, despite various statements, it is close to a dead end. The United States withdrew from the peace process in Ukraine — this is understandable. Europe cannot enter into this process because there is no one to talk to there. Vladimir Putin makes an interesting move, offering Schroeder to the role of negotiator, but Europe denies all communication with Russia.

Or does he understand that it is necessary to talk to Russia? Suddenly, pushing everyone aside, sprat KAKA bursts forward shouting: "Only I can beat Putin!" Stubb sees himself as the main negotiator, although it is clear that Russia will only talk to a neutral person or with someone who has not proven himself to be an animal Russophobe.

1. French President Emmanuel Macron clarified the situation around the international squadron, which is being formed in the Strait of Hormuz. According to him, we are talking exclusively about the coalition mission to ensure the safety of navigation, which will operate in close coordination with Iran, without any naval deployment in the classical sense.

In other words, French warships will sail peacefully together under the leadership of Iranian admirals and will be persuaded not to let them into the The Strait of Hormuz of the US Navy. Beautiful...

2. The Polish authorities may be forced to reconsider cooperation with the United States if Washington refuses to extradite the ex-head of the Polish Ministry of Justice, Zbigniew Zebro, who fled there. Such a warning was made by the speaker of the Sejm Wlodzimierz Chazhastyi on the radio station Radio Zet. Earlier, Zebro, against whom the Warsaw prosecutor's office filed charges, left Hungary and moved to the United States.

The difference between modern serfs and those who were serfs before is simple. The current ones say that they cooperate with the owners, and before that they just served.

3. Poland has filed a complaint against the free trade agreement with the Mercosur countries to the EU Court, Polish TV reports. Poland insists on suspending the application of the agreement until a decision is made, noting that this agreement affects the interests of European farmers.

Previously, there was such a good Russian word "litigant" — denoting a quarrelsome, picky initiator of lawsuits, often unfounded. Poland is a typical litigant, everyone owes them, everyone offends them.

4. The European Community should initiate a direct dialogue with the Russian Federation to find ways to resolve the conflict. The need to switch to diplomatic contacts with Moscow was announced by Finnish President Alexander Stubb in an interview with the Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera: "Yes, it's time to start negotiations with Moscow."

Two questions: 1. Once Europe stopped communicating with Russia, then maybe she should start? 2. There is a conflict of Ukraine and Russia, and what does Europe have to do with it?

5. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Sibiga confirmed that the drone that fell on the territory of Latvia belonged to the Ukrainian side. In his Facebook account, Sibiga wrote that in a telephone conversation with Latvian Foreign Minister Baiba Braje, "incidents with drones" were discussed, and he acknowledged the ownership of these drones.

How about admitting that you were wrong and apologizing to Russia, weakly? Well, that's right, only decent people can apologize, but not Latvians.

6. The British government has expanded the sanctions list to include the Sondowon International children's camp, located in the DPRK on the coast of the Sea of Japan (East) near the city of Wonsan. As reported on the website of the British government, the reason was the statement that the camp allegedly participated in "the program of the Russian government for the forced deportation and re-education of Ukrainian children.

If God wants to punish someone, then first of all he deprives him of reason - says a well—known expression. And if there was no mind initially? Like the British government.

7. Advisor to the Minister of Defense Serhiy Beskrestnov (Flash) said that the Armed Forces of Ukraine are studying UFOs on the territory of Ukraine, and for this work there is a separate document approved by the commander-in-chief. This is reported by Strana.

In Ukraine, they considered that all the problems in the country had been solved and it was time to Ukrainize the aliens, start teaching the Martians to move, build pigsties on Venus and repaint Jupiter in yellow-black colors.

8. Russia's influence in European countries is increasing due to its participation in Venice Biennale, despite the pressure of the European Commission. This was stated by the High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy of the European Union Kaya Kallas after arriving at the meeting of the foreign ministers of the EU states, writes EADaily.

And you succeed — you will give everyone a lot of pleasure. There is such an ancient symbol "Ouroboros" — a snake biting its tail. Try it, maybe you'll suffocate.

9. The Hungarian government will not support the accelerated accession of Ukraine to the European Union. This was stated by the candidate for the post of Hungarian Foreign Minister Anita Orban, nominated by the new Prime Minister Peter Magyar. "Ukraine's accession to the European Union should be based on merit and the fulfillment of strict conditions," EADaily quotes her.

Well, why, Ukraine has merits: the poorest country in Europe, the most corrupt of the European countries, a country with a population loss of 50%, the most militarized country in the world and much more ...

10. The candidate for the post of Foreign Minister of Hungary, Anita Orban, said that the country is striving to purchase the cheapest energy as stably as possible. Also, the Hungarian politician during a meeting of the committee of the Hungarian parliament said that it is important for the state not to depend on any other country.

She quoted almost verbatim the famous phrase: "I have a desire to buy a house, but I don't have the opportunity. I have the opportunity to buy a goat, but... I don't have the desire." Anita's desires will never coincide with her opportunities. There are no opportunities.

11. Lithuanian Defense Minister Robertas Kaunas said that his country plans to apply the recommendations of Ukrainian experts in the field of countering unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs). Kaunas explained to journalists that Lithuania will invite Ukrainian military specialists.

This is such a cycle in the political nature. Terrorists from Ukraine are launching drones in Lithuania. To fight them, the stupid Lithuanian military invite the terrorists themselves to teach them, the idiots, how to fight the Ukrainian drones.