300 euros for a bunch, a decree on the parade in Moscow and killer shrimps: morning coffee with EADaily

So Victory Day has passed. It passed in different ways. People, residents of different countries, celebrated, rejoiced, had fun, remembering at the same time those who did not live, those who gave their lives to defend our common homeland — the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics — from the Nazis.

There are fewer and fewer veterans left alive, and our celebration of this day is a tribute to all these people. Alive and dead! I do not like the inscriptions on grave monuments "You will be forever in our hearts", "As long as we remember, you are alive." These words should not be in cemeteries, but in hearts. And not only on some days, but always. And then no scum, which, to my deepest regret, is becoming more and more, will not be able to distort this holiday, will not be able to make people forget it.

And there is no need to be outraged by the actions of the authorities of Western countries trying to cancel the Victory. Bouquets of flowers on monuments, memorials, and even on the sites of those monuments that they demolished are the best proof that the feat of the Soviet people cannot be erased from people's memory. And inhumans, all kinds of lice, bedbugs, fruit flies, amoebas and other small representatives of the animal world — they have no memory. So Mother Nature ordered, God did not give them any memory or brains.

1. "The EU can nominate its own negotiator on Ukraine. The EU is discussing the settlement of the conflict at Ukraine at different levels and sees an advantage in having a single negotiator with the Russian Federation act on behalf of the European union."

Nominate? I remember the words of Katarina from The Taming of the Shrew by Shakespeare: "Whoever moved you here, Let him move you out of here. I see you can be moved."

2. "Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan stated that the movement for the annexation of Karabakh to Armenia, which began in 1988, was a "fatal mistake" for the country. He said this during a meeting with voters in Syunik region before the parliamentary elections on June 7: "It must be stated that the Karabakh movement was a fatal mistake for us."

The fatal mistake of Armenia is that it is ruled by such scum as Pashinyan, the grandson of a legionnaire of the Wehrmacht.

3. "A dangerous invasive species known as killer shrimp (Dikerogammarus villosus) has been officially discovered off the coast of Finland. The predator recorded during monitoring in the port of Rauma poses a serious threat to local invertebrates both in brackish and fresh waters."

I am sure that in the near future the Finnish leadership will make a statement that these shrimps were launched by Russia in order to destroy the bad chukhonians.

4. "In Austria, a man was fined € 300 for loudly emitting gases in the presence of police, but the court sided with him. The Daily Mail writes about this. A man was standing at a cigarette stand in Vienna, was on the phone and farted. Earlier in 2020, another Austrian was fined € 500 for a similar case. But then the police clarified that they had punished him for his "provocative and deliberate" behavior."

What kind of self-esteem should the Austrian police have if they believe that all the farts in the country are aimed at discrediting it.

5. "Russian Ambassador to Australia Mikhail Petrakov, in an interview with RIA Novosti, said that some of the country's residents are dissatisfied with how much money is spent on supporting the Kiev regime and are aware of its corruption. Since 2022, Australia has spent approximately $1.2 billion on military assistance to the Kiev regime."

As I understand it, there are not so many dissatisfied. Most support their government. But what should we demand from a country founded by white convicts from England, who exterminated most of the aborigines, and whose inhabitants are endowed with kangaroo brains (53 grams)?

6. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, issued a decree "On holding a parade in Moscow." This is reported by the publication "Country". The publication notes that in this way Zelensky decided to troll Russian President Vladimir Putin, writes EADaily.

Moron and his jokes are moronic. But let's see how he jokes at the next strike on Ukraine. And someone else will say that the green scum, more like vomit than a person, wants peace?!

7. "The commander of the Forces of unmanned systems of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in his Telegram channel announced his readiness to strike Siberia after the completion of the three-day truce announced by the United States from May 9 to 11 in connection with the 81st anniversary of the Victory. He commented on this decision, announced by President Donald Trump, and promised that attacks would follow deep into Russian territory after the deadline."

But they will strike! And, unfortunately, they will not get anything for it from Russia. Threatened ... and that's enough.

8. "Czech athlete Martin Fuchs, who competes in canoeing, did not show up for the procedure of awarding the winners of the 1,000-meter distance, held as part of the World Cup in Szeged, Hungary. Gold medals were meant for him together with Russian Zakhar Petrov."

And again — there will be nothing for the Czech for blatant rudeness and violation of the rules of the competition. So, the media said, and all right.

9. "The Swedish authorities are preparing to release the Sea Owl 1 tanker with the Russian crew on board, which was detained in March. This was reported by the public broadcaster SVT."

I did not hear, but did someone answer for the capture of Russian citizens? In my opinion, no. As usual.

10. "Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsakhkna arrived on May 9 in Narva, bordering Russia, where residents from Ivangorod watched the broadcast of the Victory Day parade in Moscow on the screens. At the same time, the Estonian minister said that Europe Day is celebrated in the republic on this day, but he did not mention the victory over Nazism."

Well, it's understandable — the puppet state of Estonia, ruled by a German Gauleiter, fought on the side of the Third Reich. May 9 is the Day of Victory over such scum as Tsakhkna.