Murder in Kiev, Norwegian mines and Sanchez's wife: morning coffee with EADaily

Two Saturday events, two murders. At first, unknown people who clearly want to disrupt the truce in Lebanon attacked peacekeepers, killed one and wounded three. And the second murder took place in Kiev. A man who went off the rails shot several people after returning from the Armed Forces of Ukraine, as part of which he fought against Russia.

But the Ukrofyurer, speaking, missed this episode, telling only that the killer was born in Moscow. Nikita Khrushchev walked in embroidery, was the leader of Ukraine, danced before Stalin hopak, and was born in the Kursk region.

1. The NM123 mines transferred to Kiev by Norway turned out to be faulty. This is reported by the publication of the Norwegian Armed Forces (AF) Forsvarets forum. The magazine notes that it was not brought to the attention of the Ukrainian military that the ammunition was considered "of limited use."

Now they will find out that at the supplier of Norwegian mines, the great-grandmother met with a Russian whose second cousin worked in the KGB.

2. The European Commission (EC) has reported that it does not see any evidence of the launch of Ukrainian unmanned aerial vehicles on the territory of the Russian Federation from the airspace of EU states. The corresponding statement at the briefing in The official representative of the EC Anita Hipper made a statement in Brussels.

I see it here, but I don't see it here. And they forgot about your main trump card about the Russian saboteurs — highly like. Then you didn't need any proof.

3. King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden has arrived in Ukraine on a visit. This was reported in the Telegram channel of Vladimir Zelensky. The meeting took place in Lviv. Karl and Zelensky shook hands.

And why don't they kiss? Does Carlos disdain to kiss the Ukrofyurer in the gums, like Macron? "We came to you for an hour, but hurry up and love us!".

4. The Pentagon was criticized in the United States for violating strict deadlines for the publication of videos about unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), and the most zealous enthusiasts who want to know the whole truth about UFOs called this delay a "cover-up of facts."

I will tell you the main secret of the aliens. Here it is: Aliens have arrived — all green, all have six arms, six legs, each has a diamond in his forehead. They are asked: — And what, are you all green?
—Yeah."
— And that you all have six arms and six legs?
"Yeah."
— And that everyone has such a diamond in their forehead?
—No," I said. Only Jews have diamonds.

5. Head of the General Staff In an interview with Le Soir, the Belgian Armed Forces Frederic Vansina seriously clarified the wording of the reasons why the EU actually supports the Ukrainian side of the conflict. The essence of what the general said is that the main thing in the conflict is that he shackles the forces of the Russian Federation until the end of the re-equipment and reorganization of the European armies.

At least, honestly. That is, The EU is paying for the lives of Ukrainians and for them to kill more Russians.

6. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga appealed to the countries of the European Union to speed up decision-making on financial and political support for Kiev, stating the need to eliminate "artificial obstacles" within the association.

A simple question — is there something you can do yourself? Create, build, solve, earn or spend your whole life with an outstretched hand, beggars?

7. Pedro Sanchez, the Prime Minister of Spain, stated the need to reform the UN. Sanchez insists that the realities of the 21st century should be taken into account in the work of the UN, and for this a complete reboot of the system is necessary. In addition, Sanchez does not mind if the organization is headed by a woman.

And he offers his wife, who is under investigation for corruption charges, to this post? Or does he have an alternative?

8. Poland does not intend to allow Russian and Belarusian athletes to participate in the European Diving Championships, contrary to the decision of the International Aquatics Federation (World Aquatics), EADaily writes.

I read a good definition of Poland — Poland is like a prostitute who was released from a brothel, where she was held by force, and who now demands compensation from the liberators for the lost salary.

9. Russia has reason to rejoice after the unexpected step of the US Treasury. This is reported by the Polish radio station RMF24. On Wednesday, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announced at a press conference at the White House that licenses authorizing the sale of Russian and Iranian oil will not be renewed.… So far there has been no explanation for this decision, writes EADaily.

I'm sorry, but what does it matter to the Poles before the US makes a decision regarding Russia? Polyakov is best characterized by an anecdote:

Pope John Paul II came on a visit to Germany and decided to go to a simple supermarket. He went in, bought what he wanted, and the director met him with a bouquet of flowers.

— Tell me, are you giving these flowers to me because I The Pope of Rome or am I your millionth buyer?
"Neither. You're just the first Pole who hasn't stolen anything from us.

10. Zelensky is ready to meet with Vladimir Putin, Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andriy Sibiga said. Journalists asked Sibiga how seriously Zelensky's statements regarding a potential meeting with Putin should be taken, to which the diplomat replied that the Ukrainian leader was really ready for this.

— Scheherazade Stepanovna Zelenskaya!
— I'm ready! Always ready! But they don't always want to see me...

11. On Saturday, Stubb shared that in the coming days he will visit Jordan and Egypt, where he will hold meetings with the leaders of the countries to discuss the situation in the Middle East.

Wretched, is everything okay in your country that you went to the Middle East? Who needs you there, zero without a wand, stub — "stub", literally translated.