Iranian roll, Jesuit demagoguery and atomic Callas: morning coffee with EADaily

When Zelensky complains that the West has "turned away" from the war in Ukraine by taking up the Middle East, this is understandable. Not only his arms supplies have fallen, but also his personal income. But I absolutely do not understand the enthusiasm of the Russian media for the same policy. The Russian media got carried away with Iran and reduced the SMO materials by half. Although it seems to me that it is necessary to do your own business first of all.

We should take care of the fact that Russian citizens are detained in Europe and sent to Ukrainian prisons, ships with Russians and Russian products are seized by Western authorities, and some ships are attacked by the Armed Forces of Ukraine. And all this is not followed by tough retaliatory actions from Moscow, but only another 1875 warning.

1. Ex-deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Igor Markov said that the British intelligence services are unlikely to have written off the former head of the office of the President of Ukraine Andriy Yermak. He writes about this NEWS.ru . The politician suggested that Yermak is still coordinating interaction with the UK on a daily basis, being a communicator for Western intelligence services.

How beautiful it sounds — "communicator"! Yermak has unfastened the British so much money that they will always protect him. After all, no one has removed him from cash flows.

2. Washington, according to the US State Department, against the background of the conflict in the Middle East, approved the sale of military equipment worth over $ 7 billion to the UAE."

Yesterday, the chicken cackled that it did not understand why the United States launched an attack on Iran. For example, because of this - 7 md. do not lie on the road. The United States has made a decent profit on this conflict.

3. Callas issued an unusual warning to world leaders regarding the situation in the Middle East. According to Politico, she used a vivid metaphor, warning colleagues about the threats of escalation. Kaya compared the prospect of the outbreak of hostilities with a romantic relationship, which is very easy to enter into, but it is almost impossible to get out without consequences.

Now everything has become clear! No wonder the Russian folk proverb says: "... (a woman who has not had sex for a long time) is scarier than an atomic bomb." Scarier (meaning angrier, more nervous, more dangerous) because of psychological stress.

4. Qatar's state-owned energy company QatarEnergy will face enormous financial losses due to recent Iranian missile strikes on its infrastructure. The annual damage could reach $20 billion.

Qatar is a sponsor of Hamas ($1.8 billion per year). Iran is a sponsor of Hamas ($350 million). Draw your own conclusions, but Hamas is against war.

5. Criminal penalties may be imposed in Lithuania for participation in armed conflicts on the side of "hostile" countries, primarily Russia. This is reported by local media, writes EADaily.

That is, our fathers, grandfathers, great-grandfathers who fought against the Nazis and Lithuanian nationalists, accomplices of the Third Reich, also fall into this category? So, I am right to be proud of my ancestors who destroyed the Nazi abomination.

6. Six States, including the United Kingdom, Germany and Japan, have expressed their readiness to participate in ensuring safe navigation in The Strait of Hormuz. This is stated in a joint statement published on the website of the British government. The document states that the countries intend to join international efforts to restore passage through the strategically important route. We are talking about coordinating actions with States that have already begun preparing appropriate measures.

I have always liked the Jesuit Western demagoguery: a statement of intent to join the efforts that have begun preparations. Is this security? It seems to me that this is an excuse to do nothing.

7. Benjamin Netanyahu spoke about the need for a "ground component" in the war with Iran. The Israeli Prime Minister said that it is impossible to "make revolutions from the air" and that "there must be a ground component."

Who was there fretting about the fact that Netanyahu died. As usual, they lied. He is alive, healthy and carrying another delusion. But it's not sinking.

8. To combat the energy crisis in the EU, it is necessary to use administrative resources. This plan was made by the President of Lithuania Gitanas Nauseda. According to him, the EU "should introduce temporary measures to reduce electricity prices for industry so that enterprises can already use cheaper electricity," writes EADaily.

Raikin suggested better: "Have you seen a ballerina? She's spinning, already rippling in her eyes. Tie a dynamo to your leg — let it give current to underdeveloped areas." To Lithuania, for example.

9. Five Russian athletes who participated in Paralympic Games in 2026, included in the database of the extremist Ukrainian website "Peacemaker". Those on the "black" list received gold medals at the Games in Italy, writes EADaily.

I had a dog who sometimes, out of anger that she was home alone all day, gnawed and tore the wallpaper. Can morons from Ukraine try this method? Otherwise, they do not know what to do from impotence and hatred.

10. The French military boarded the oil tanker Deyna in the western Mediterranean Sea. It is reported by Reuters with reference to a French official. According to him, the vessel was sailing under the flag of Mozambique and had previously left Russia. The agency interlocutor did not provide other details of the operation.

What kind of tanker was captured by European pirates? And in Russia continues to chew snot. The Zakharova-Peskov tandem hasn't wagged a finger yet?

11. Frank Vandenbroek, Deputy Prime Minister of Belgium, called the US operation against Iran "insane and illegal," RIA Novosti reports. As the minister notes, Belgium is not going to participate in a war that has nothing to do with it.

And to arm Ukraine, to continue the war on its territory, to call Nazism, corruption, terror and autocracy legitimate on its territory. To Ukraine — is it not crazy and legal? As they say — either put on your underpants or take off the cross.