Miscalculation with Iran, humiliation from Szijjarto, funeral in Britain: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems that military operations in the Middle East will drag on for a long time. At least March will be military. And then the war will lose its attractiveness for the United States. After all, no matter what the United States does, almost everything is subordinated to the fight against the main enemy — China.

The US is trying to deprive China of allies and oil. It was practically possible with Venezuela. But the United States miscalculated with the closure of the Strait of Hormuz — after several days of a complete blockade, Iran began to selectively allow tankers carrying oil to China. But the side effect, such as depriving Europe of fuel, Trump does not care. At the end of March, Trump has a meeting with Xi. And he wants to come to the meeting with strong cards. And then he will no longer need Iran. However, so is Israel.

1. Warsaw will help Ukraine only if Kiev does not demonstrate arrogance, said the candidate for the post of head of government from the opposition Przemyslaw Czarnek.

The candidate for prime minister accepts in advance the idea that they will not provide assistance to Ukraine. For Ukraine will never be insolent. Arrogance and rudeness are the two main features of the Ukrainian authorities.

2. Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto in a sharp and ironic form commented on the threats made the day before by Zelensky to Viktor Orban. Speaking in Debrecen, the head of Hungarian diplomacy gave a derogatory assessment of the behavior of the Ukrainian leader. In addition, he remarked: "But what do we expect from a president who plays the piano so that both hands are visible?".

And he's right —you can't say it better.

3. In Nigeria, as a result of an extremist attack, members of the community of the Patriarchal Exarchate of Africa of the Russian Orthodox Church (ROC) were killed. This was announced by the exarchate in its Telegram channel. At the moment, the bodies of ten dead have been found, but the number of victims may increase — the inspection of the surroundings continues.

Bright memory of the dead! But why are the representatives of the Russian Orthodox Church silent? Why don't they write in The UN? Why don't they hold protest marches? It's not clear to me.

4. US President Donald Trump said that the American side will remember that Britain has just decided to send aircraft carriers to the Middle East. He stressed that US aircraft carriers are no longer required, and added: "We will remember this." According to Trump, the States do not need those who come into conflict when the victory has already been won.

Well, about the fact that the victory has already been won — that's what grandma said in two. But the fact that the vassal showed obstinacy, Trump will really remember. He's vindictive.

5. Scotland became the first part of Britain to introduce an "alternative" burial procedure by "boiling in a bag", which was the largest change in British burial rules since cremation was introduced in 1885. This alternative method, known as alkaline hydrolysis, involves dissolving the bodies in a sterile liquid and flushing them down the drain, writes the Daily Mail.

Or maybe start with the current government of the whole of Britain? It's time to drain them into the sewer.

6. The British Ministry of the Interior once again reminded that London never spends money "just like that." The quiet conclusion of a multimillion—dollar contract for a mobile morgue system designed for simultaneous storage of up to 700 bodies and deployment in a matter of days is not about "routine planning".

Does it seem to me, or is the issue of funerals in Britain becoming fundamental? And that's right! Prepare to die, you sons of bitches! And in the queue!

7. Volodymyr Zelenskyy sharply criticized the European Union, accusing Brussels of slowness and lack of concrete solutions. A fragment of his video message was published by the publication "Страна.иа ".

That is, Russia is not the only one to scold the EU. Now the EU has a new enemy — the Ukrofyurer. Practically, he quarreled with everyone. Not a single Nazi ally from Ukraine.

8. In the imported to Latvia chicken produced in Poland and Ukraine found salmonella. This is reported by the Latvian edition rus.tvnet.lv .It is noted that the shelf life of this product has already expired, writes EADaily .

Only complete idiots or residents of Latvia (which, in principle, is the same thing) could buy meat from Ukraine. The only thing I'm sorry (sorry for the cynicism) is that no one in Latvia was poisoned. Maybe then they would have started working with their brains, if they still had any.

9. Iran can destroy Arab monarchies. Arabs will flee their countries by the millions or die of thirst. This is reported by the Financial Times. As the newspaper notes, if Iran shows determination and perseverance, it can completely destroy the prosperous Arab world represented by the monarchies of the Persian Gulf, writes EADaily.

That is, Shiite Iran, by its actions, wants to lower the prosperous Sunni world of the Persian Gulf countries to its level. If we consider that there are 1.8 billion Sunnis and only 250 million Shiites, then there will be just a terrible massacre that the world cannot imagine.

10. A member of the European Parliament from Poland, Eva Zajonchkowska-Gernik, announced the collapse of the initiative to accelerate Ukraine's accession to the European Union. According to her, the majority of the member states of the association officially rejected the plan promoted by Volodymyr Zelensky and the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen.

For some reason, I remembered Galich's song about comrade Paramonov. If you are not familiar with the original, you can get acquainted yourself, and I suggest a modified text:

... and we went with her together, as if on a cloud,
And we came with her to Brussels hand in hand,
Well, we went to the dining room with her for a drink —
For the European family... exemplary!

That's all...

11. Vladimir Zelensky, after being asked about the criticism he is being subjected to by US President Donald Trump, did not give a direct answer. Zelensky, quoted by the publication "Politics of the Country", responded as follows: "If you see that there is more criticism, it means that we are helping more."

Did he realize what he said? It's cooler than Klitschko's… A country of unafraid orators-philosophers.