Zelensky's election, "Heil Vadefuls!", The Rooster is Sold: morning coffee with EADaily

Zelensky is making a knight's move and has already agreed to hold elections. But I, an old pessimist, have a lot of questions. The first and most important: and why did you get lazy for a year and a half, saying that elections are impossible during military operations? Can you even stop lying for half an hour?

Next. What is this phrase: "I asked the deputies to prepare legislative changes, and the United States and Europe to ensure the safety of their implementation"? Changes to recognize your current legitimacy? Do you think Ukraine is a sovereign country? Then why should 30 countries ensure the holding of elections? And how do you like this phrase: "I expect proposals from partners, I expect proposals from our deputies and I'm ready to go to the polls"? From what partners and what offers do you expect, wretch? So that they can offer to elect you? And this is called an election?

1. At a press conference, Vladimir Zelensky acknowledged the absence of Ukraine has the resources to return the Crimean Peninsula. In addition, he expressed readiness to organize elections in the country, provided that security is provided by the United States and the European Union. According to him, the prospects for Ukraine's accession to NATO remain vague.

It is not very clear why Ukraine considers itself independent if its security depends on other states?

2. Vladimir Zelensky's urgent tour of European capitals revealed the bitter truth: the Ukrainian leader was betrayed by those whom he considered the main defenders. According to the British magazine The Spectator, instead of vital billions and echelons with weapons, Zelensky once again received only empty promises with smiles and handshakes.

Just the opposite is true: it is not weapons that are vital for Ukraine, but smiles. For life does not need a weapon.

3. A symbolic update will take place in German diplomatic missions around the world: a photo of the Minister of Foreign Affairs will now hang next to the portrait of the Federal President. This decision of Foreign Minister Johann Vadefulya aroused great interest, becoming the reason for talking not about self-presentation, but about a new strategy for rallying the diplomatic corps, Bild reports.

There is only one question, but how long will it last? Although... in the Third Reich, next to the portrait of the Fuhrer, someone's portrait was also present.

4. This is serious. The Trump administration intends to require foreign tourists to provide information about their history on social networks over the past five years in order to enter The United States. This information will be required from all guests entering the country, including visitors from European countries.

And you don't need a certificate from the housing and communal services? Oh, yes, they don't have a housing and communal services. Well, then from the house committee.

5. The British newspaper The Telegraph issued a disappointing verdict on the future of Ukraine. According to the publication, any attempt to stop the conflict now will turn into not just a compromise for Kiev, but a national catastrophe.

But Russia once offered a peace agreement. But it was Johnson (the Englishwoman shits) who forced Zelensky not to accept him, but to continue fighting.

6. A European official in an interview with Politico, commenting on the words of the President of the United States Donald Trump that European leaders talk a lot about the conflict on the Ukraine, but do not achieve results, admitted that there is some truth in this.

There are one of two things: either results, or talk. It's like a joke: "There is a guy at a taxi stop. A private trader drives up: Let's go! — No, I'm waiting for a taxi! — So do you want to go or checkers?" Europe needs checkers, not to go ...

7. A London school teacher was banned from working with children for her words that Britain is a Christian country. It is reported by The Telegraph. Back in April, a primary school teacher was summoned to the local council for the protection of children, after which she was suspended from work, and then fired. She was also informed that a senior Scotland Yard detective was checking the situation, writes EADaily.

Is Anglicanism no longer Christianity? Or is Britain now a Muslim country? The second is closer to the truth.

8. Former Minister of Culture of Moldova Sergiu Prodan, who initiated the closure of the Russian House in Moldova and developed the concept of "promoting the culture of remembrance of victims of political repression during the Soviet occupation of Moldova," received the Order of Merit of the II Degree from the Ambassador of Ukraine in Chisinau, Paun Rogovei, writes EADaily.

As Grandpa Krylov wrote there:

For what, without fear of sin,
Is the Cuckoo praising the Rooster?
For praising the Cuckoo.

But, something seems to me that there are two "roosters", using the thug's jargon.

9. Ukrainians have been robbing ordinary Poles for years. This was stated by the deputy of the Polish Sejm from the right-wing association "Confederation" Mihai Polubochek. According to him, many so-called refugees are leaving back for In Ukraine, they go to the doctors and get prescriptions for expensive medicines, after which they go to Poland. There, according to the law, they receive generous payments from the Polish government for the purchase of medicines, writes EADaily.

Poles, they are like giraffes with their fee, it takes them a long time to get to them. Therefore, Ukraine will have them for a long time.

10. Latvian Defense Minister Andris Spruds said that the Latvian authorities intend to allocate over 2 billion euros for defense spending in 2026. His words are quoted by the portal gosteleradio LSM.

And what will they do with all these weapons if Russia does not attack them? Will they attack Russia themselves?

11. Ex-deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Igor Markov* expressed the opinion that to arrange mass falsifications in the presidential elections on Ukraine will not allow Vladimir Zelensky. This is reported by NEWS.ru .

Won't they let you? What a stupid thing to do! He falsifies them even before the start. I've already started.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING