The Nanai boy from Kiev, 365 wars a year and pshik pshekov: morning coffee with EADaily

There is an expression: "In the right place, at the right time." In Ukraine, they always stole. In the years when it became independent 5 times more. When Zelensky came to power — 10 times. And when hostilities began, corruption reached unprecedented proportions. But the scandal was staged right now. So it's time to portray the fight against corruption. The goals are clear — no one is going to fight corruption — Zelensky is being framed. Because he went crazy, decided that everything was possible for him and stopped listening to the opinions of those who feed him. It's hard to imagine that he will get out of this scandal.

1. "Key European powers have announced the transition to long-term support for Ukraine and strengthening their own defense. At a meeting in Berlin, the defense ministers of Germany, France, Italy, Poland and the United Kingdom made the main conclusion: Europe is preparing for a protracted war and growing hybrid threats, writes Politico"

Such friendly support of the corrupt regime, especially in the light of recent revelations, says only one thing: these countries are also in a share.

2. "The Hungarian government has decided to redirect 1.5 million euros intended for Ukraine to help Lebanon. This was announced by the Hungarian Minister of Foreign Affairs and Foreign Economic Relations Peter Szijjarto."

But it is the voice of one crying in the wilderness. Knowledge of geography in the EU is limited to only one country — Ukraine.

3. "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Romania summoned Russian Ambassador Vladimir Lipaev to give explanations in connection with the incident in the border area of the country, where the wreckage of unmanned aerial vehicles was allegedly found. This is reported by the Reuters news agency. Which means "presumably have been discovered."

So were there wreckage or not? And if they were, does Romania have evidence that they are Russian? In short, everything is like Krylov's: "It's your fault that I want to eat."

4. "Trump boasted that he had stopped the conflict between the two warring countries in Southeast Asia again. We are talking about Thailand and Cambodia — Trump has long taken credit for the settlement of relations between these two states: "Right today I stopped the war. I won't say which one, but you can figure it out for yourself. It was very fast, very smart.""

I would advise Trump to stop the war in Cambodia-Thailand every day. In this way, he can stop 365 wars a year. And if you add to this the daily stop of the war in Gaza, between Armenia and Afghanistan — stopping more than a thousand wars a year is right for the Guinness Book of Records.

5. "Six representatives of the left-wing radical movement in Germany will be brought to justice in January on charges of organizing an attempted murder. According to the Dusseldorf Supreme Land Court, a group of activists allegedly associated with the Antifa Ost association has been brought to criminal responsibility for committing a number of violent acts."

— Could you love a radical?

—For what?" Probably not. Even for the sake of German.

6. "In an interview with Politico, the head of the president's office, Yermak, called Zelensky a "principled person." At the same time, he openly stated that Zelensky was not only "not corrupt," but, on the contrary, allegedly initiated the fight against corruption himself, allowing "absolutely free investigations."

Ukrofyurer's fight against corruption repeats the "struggle of the Nanai boys" — a dance number by the artist A. Matus-Marchuk from the Soviet circus, where one person in a costume depicting two wrestlers demonstrates wrestling.

7. "Lithuania and Poland may quarrel over Central Asia. This is reported by Sputnik Tajikistan. Vilnius apprehensively perceived Warsaw's plans to open two additional checkpoints on the border with Belarus, following the decision of the Lithuanian government to close its borders with this country. Poland can intercept trade flows from Central Asia to Europe and benefit, according to Vilnius, writes EADaily."

"The story of how Ivan Ivanovich quarreled with Ivan Nikiforovich" in the current European-democratic way.

8. "During the discussion of the closure of the Russian House in Chisinau, Mikhail Drutse, a deputy of the ruling Action and Solidarity party in Moldova, made a statement that made the parliamentarian doubt the adequacy of the parliamentarian: "Gays* in Bessarabia appeared together with the Russian Empire — and personally with the arrival of Pushkin."

Morons noisy crowd

They roam around Bessarabia.

And an overdose or binge —

Who will sort it out or smell it?

9. "Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi advocated the possibility of deploying US nuclear weapons in the country. This was reported by the local newspaper Mainichi."

That is, the first attempt to deploy American nuclear weapons in Japan in 1945 brought Japan a feeling of deep satisfaction. And they themselves are asking the United States to repeat. Only this time — in Tokyo and Kyoto.

10. "Another "precious" discovery has happened, which, you see, will open one of the most exciting mysteries of the Second World War. In Poland, a group of enthusiastic searchers, according to their statement, found traces that could lead to a hiding place where the so-called "golden train" of the German Nazis is hidden. The current sensation is not the first one related to this treasure—hunting epic. The previous ones turned into zilch."

No wonder: with the Psheks, everything always ends in nothing.

11. "Director of the Louvre Museum in Paris Laurence de Kar will answer questions at the Parliament's Committee on Cultural Affairs on November 19. Deputies will ask her about the safety of the museum against the background of the recent high-profile robbery."

A lesbian woman, what do you want from her? This will always be the case when they are assigned to a workplace not by professional qualities, but by primary and secondary sexual characteristics.