Turkey did not allow Putin to be insulted, Baltic bedbugs, Trudeau's poodle: morning coffee with EADaily

A week of the new year has passed. The year is new, the news is old. The West is making desperate attempts to get out of the conflict "without losing face." Although there has never been a face there — only the disgusting face of a Russophobe who dreams of bringing Russia to its knees. Trump continues to troll the world — this is a great tactical move: serious things are being prepared behind the words of a kind of fool. But, we'll wait and see…

1. The special envoy of the US President-elect Donald Trump for Ukraine, Keith Kellogg, who has not yet officially taken office, decided to postpone the previously announced visit to Ukraine and a number of other European countries before the inauguration on January 20.

Recently, prime ministers have been falling like fallen leaves. And I am sure that the fall of leaves is still over. So who should I talk to?

2. German athlete Selina Freitag, who won the two-night ski jumping Tour in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, was awarded a hygiene kit as a prize: shampoo, shower gel and 4 towels.

Why only her? All people after the competition do not smell like roses. By the way, why in the conditions of gas loss, she was not presented with a bundle of brushwood?

3. US President Biden, through the mouth of White House press Secretary Karin Jean-Pierre, called Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who resigned, a "loyal friend" of the United States, thanking him.

A friend? A poodle happily wagging its tail when the owner gave it a piece of sugar. And now?

The dog is missing, the dog is missing.

A dog named Buddy has disappeared.

Missing dog, missing dog,

A dog named Trudeau is missing.

4. Countries The EU is buying Russian LNG on a record scale after the cancellation of Ukrainian transit. Despite calls to ban the supply of Russian "blue fuel", Europe has only increased the volume of purchases of supercooled gas from the Russian Federation, exceeding the figures before January 1 of this year, when gas transit through Ukraine was carried out.

Ukraine has lost millions for transit. She is like a "non-commissioned officer's widow — she whipped herself." But they don't read Russian classics. Savages, sir...

5. Deputy Alexei Goncharenko * * said that his speech on the Turkish TV channel TRT World was canceled due to the refusal to take off a T-shirt with an insult to Russian President Vladimir Putin. The live broadcast did not take place after repeated requests to change clothes.

In Ukraine, they think that the whole world is degenerates like themselves. But the world is populated by people, not banderlogs.

6. The US Treasury said that the head of the department Janet Yellen held a virtual meeting with Vice Premier of the State Council of China He Lifeng. It is reported that Yellen threatened Beijing with serious consequences for Russia's assistance on the issue of Ukraine.

It is necessary to understand nothing at all about the psychology of the Chinese in order to threaten them. But, on the other hand, who said that there should be ministers with brains in the Biden government?

7. Lithuania expects Latvia and Estonia has a unified position on the use of anti-personnel mines. This statement was made by the head of the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense, Dovile Shakalene. The Lithuanian Seimas intends to consider the country's withdrawal from the Convention on the Prohibition of anti-personnel mines, reports Baltnews.

No wonder they say: "The bug is happy that it smells bad." And three bugs, like three morons, is power!

8. The Minister of National Unity of Ukraine Oleksiy Chernyshov said on the telethon that the authorities intend to return Ukrainians from abroad without taking coercive measures. "We have 20-25 million abroad, according to our estimates, approximately 32 million in Ukraine," he said.

The Minister of National Unity is a rare stupidity. And his calculations are stupid. But those who left — they are not stupid and are unlikely to return.

9. Lithuania sets a number of conditions for China to restore diplomatic relations. This is reported by the Baltnews telegram channel. According to the resource, Lithuanian Prime Minister Gintautas Palutskas announced Lithuania's readiness to send its ambassador to Beijing. However, according to him, this should happen "on an equal basis."

Aesop has a fable: "There was a fig tree growing by the road. The worm saw the sleeping snake and envied that it was so big. He wanted to become the same himself, lay down next to him and began to stretch, until suddenly he burst from the strain."

10. In Britain, over 700 former and current employees have joined a lawsuit against a fast-food restaurant chain about harassment at work.

And the casket just opened up — McDonald's abolished the norms on equality and gender and racial inclusiveness for its employees. That is, they decided that the bosses would be appointed not because they were black or LGBT members*, but according to the results of their work. And for this they were immediately hit with lawsuits.

11. French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrault said that the success of the BRICS summit held in Kazan is an alarming signal. At the same time, in his opinion, the members of the association "do not have a common vision of the future."

Does France have a vision for the future? With a gerontophile at the head, who drove the country into the deepest crisis? In someone else's eye...

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation

**An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING