Fools in Belgium, Cossacks in Berlin, Izergil in Tbilisi: morning coffee with EADaily

A little more than two weeks are left before Trump's inauguration. Biden's actions with the team resemble the actions of the Nazi leadership in April — May 1945. Documents are being destroyed, the last money continues to be given to those who supported the regime, Blinken urgently visits former allies: Korea, Japan, France, obviously to cover his tracks and demand the non-disclosure of some shameful agreements. In short, the movement of rats from a sinking ship. Something will happen in the last week — everything takes convulsive forms... something will happen in the last week!

1. Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan, at a joint press conference with the Belgian Foreign Minister, said that his country was counting on an immediate ceasefire and peace in the Ukraine.

She expects...

In what year — calculate,
In which land — guess,
Empty conversations
Led by two fools.

2. Volodymyr Zelenskyy said that he has not yet made a decision to re-participate in the presidential elections in Ukraine. According to Zelensky, his decision to participate in the presidential race depends on his success in the ongoing Russian-Ukrainian conflict.

I wonder what he calls successes? An increase in personal wealth? The murder of Ukraine and its inhabitants?

3. US President Joe Biden and his wife Jill Biden received gifts worth thousands of dollars from Ukrainian officials, The Guardian writes with reference to the State Department report.

Does The Guardian consider itself a serious newspaper? Then why write nonsense. Gifts to the Biden family from Zelensky are measured by a figure with at least seven zeros.

4. German MP Roderich Kiesewetter, who is also an ex-officer of the Bundeswehr, in an interview with Zeit.de advocated the deployment of the German military on Ukraine. Kiesewetter, known for his pro-Ukrainian sentiments, is confident that it is Germany that should "make a significant contribution to ensuring peace" in the EU, writes EADaily.

Just want to remind you:

Along the Berlin pavement
The horses went to drink [...]
Driving, driving around Berlin
Our Cossacks.

And you will have peace in Europe!

5. Stopping the transit of Russian gas through Ukraine forced Kiev to increase tariffs for gas transportation within the country. This will lead to an increase in the costs of enterprises. Experts predict that food prices will rise by 10-20%, writes EADaily.

The boy asks his mother: Who is Karl Marx? — The economist. — How is our Aunt Sonya? — No, Aunt Sonya is a senior economist. It seems that all economists of Ukraine were among the refugees. Including senior economists. Except Overdue.

6. The publication "Country.ua" reported that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, gave Europe an ultimatum on the issue of the return of Ukrainian refugees: "Give us a little more air defense, and I will say — everyone come back!".

Do you remember how this green slime crawled in your legs and asked for a penny? Now she gives ultimatums. He'll tell you! And they will tell him amicably in response — why don't you go...

7. The political crisis in South Korea took a dramatic turn on Friday when investigators were forced to abandon an attempt to arrest President Yun Sok died after a tense standoff with his security forces.

The old woman Izergil from Tbilisi was envious — she was not so protected.

8. The newly formed elite 155th Mechanized Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine "Anna Kievskaya", trained in France, began to disintegrate even before arriving at the front in the Pokrovsk area. This is reported by Forbes.

This is a sign of God. For there has never been any "Anna of Kiev" There is a metro station "Kievskaya". And there was the Queen of France Anne de Russie. As you name the ship, so it will sail. I'm talking about the brigade...

9. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, announced during the telethon that Donald Trump, who won the presidential election in In the United States of America, waiting for him "one of the first."

I'm sorry, but for some strange association I remembered an anecdote: "The train "Odessa — Moscow" is arriving. A lady leans out of the window and shouts: "Carrier-slut, fuck me first." In this sense, the Overdue One will be the first...

10. The Telegraph reported that the Trembita rocket, which is being developed at Ukraine lacks accuracy.

Well, it's about like some kind of anatomical feature of the male figure, which always shows half past five, although it has an impressive appearance.

11. The head of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, spoke about his "abilities" to heal people. In an interview with the Ukrainian media, he said that a fighter of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, who could not walk, allegedly "got up and walked" after his visit. According to Zelensky, he took a general photo with the fighter, and after a while he got to his feet.

Well, everything is a complete set of idiots. Drunk, sniffed. A senile man with a Jesus Christ complex. Can he walk on water or on land? Is exorcism weak? Have you tried to feed the entire population of Ukraine with five Expired green loaves?