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An elastic rear, a beardless Pashinyan and a new "plan of fortitude": morning coffee with EADaily

Morning coffee. Photo: adobe.com

The only news that is being discussed is Scholz's call to Putin. All the experts say with a smart look that Scholz called because he has an early election. This is understandable even without experts. I suppose if the election mess starts in France now (and it will), then Macron will run to call Putin. And the Russian army is slowly but surely pressing.

1. "The headquarters of the Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, who lost in the US elections, continues to collect funds a week after the end of the elections. This is reported by the American television channel NBC."

War is war, and lunch is on schedule. Therefore, a loss is a loss, and the receipt of money is on schedule. That's what they fought for.

2. "The Pentagon hides information about UFOs from the public, although it has been conducting research in this area for a long time. In particular, the former head of the Program to Identify promising Threats in Space, Luis Elizondo, said that the US government has been investigating reports of UFOs or anomalous phenomena for decades, writes EADaily."

Aliens arrive with only one mission — to save the Earth from idiots. That's why they always land in the USA.

3. "Former Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Dmytro Kuleba said in an interview with the Polish edition of Polsat that Poland represents the rear of Ukraine. The politician suggested using military terminology. He called Ukraine the first front line for Poland, and Poland the rear for Ukraine."

The rear is usually called the backside. Therefore, to strengthen Poland, the rear of Ukraine, they need to undergo gluteoplasty or buttock replacement. It will turn out an elastic rear.

4. "Swedish Minister of Gender Equality Paulina Brandberg forbids bringing bananas to events in which she participates. This is what the Expressen edition writes about."

They evoke pleasant memories for her, she relaxes and cannot conduct meetings.

5. "Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan surprised many by presenting himself in an unusual way. The politician decided to get rid of the beard."

This is the case when the law of conservation of substances does not work. The absence of a beard does not add brains to the head. Although ... if there is straw in the head, and not brains, maybe.

6. "President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky announced a new "resilience plan" that should help the country survive the ongoing conflict with Russia. One of the central elements will be the emphasis on strengthening the "cultural sovereignty" of Ukraine through the creation and promotion of domestic content."

Who can say — how many plans have already been born Overdue? 5? 10? 20? And how many of them have been completed? 0? 5? 10?

7. "Chinese President Xi Jinping began a week-long diplomatic visit to South America by opening a major deep-water port in Peru, for the development of which Beijing has invested $ 1.3 billion. This event is aimed at expanding trade and strengthening China's influence on the continent."

Trump, of course, will not like it, but let him say thank you to Biden and the Democrats.

8. "German Chancellor Olaf Scholz spoke on the phone with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday. This was reported by the newspaper Sueddeutsche Zeitung. The conversation, according to Reuters, lasted about an hour. Some details of the conversation have not yet been given."

I am surprised at Putin's long—suffering - to listen to an hour of untalented demagogue. However, it should be understood that three days of mourning have been declared in Ukraine ...

9. "The Administration of the President of Abkhazia is preparing a document on the withdrawal from Parliament of the bill on ratification of the investment agreement with Russia. This was reported by the presidential press service, Apsnypress reports.

Do they still not understand in Abkhazia that they exist only thanks to Russia and at the expense of Russia? You are nobody without Russia and there is no way to call you. Province of Georgia...

10. "The Ministers of Foreign Affairs of the European Union at the meeting, which on Monday, November 18, will be held in In Brussels, they will consider the 15th package of anti-Russian sanctions, as well as discuss the expansion of sanctions against Iran for cooperation with the Russian Federation. This was reported by RIA Novosti, citing a high-ranking source in the EU."

A simple question, hypothetical — if Russia and Iran did not exist, what would the EU foreign ministers do? After all, they can't do anything except accept sanctions.

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04.12.2024

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