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Shiitake mushrooms, storyteller Scholz, porn in Rada: morning coffee with EADaily

Morning coffee. Photo: adobe.com

The situation on the Western Front is quite interesting, the teams follow one after another: "stay here! "go there!". The right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. At the same time, both arms are left and grow from the same place as the legs. I've just brought in the news about the phone conversation between Putin and Trump, which turned out to be fake. The question is — who supplies fake news? Answer: The West, in particular, the Washington Post, which did not even apologize.

1. Japan is ready to continue the dialogue with Russia, said the Japanese ambassador to the Russian Federation Akira Muto, whose words are quoted by TASS. "Mutual understanding is possible through official dialogues and human contacts. We remain open," he said after the ceremony of presenting his credentials.

And how does he represent it? The representative of the country that imposed sanctions against Russia and sold weapons to Ukraine. Have you had enough of shiitake mushrooms?

2. Moldova appealed to Gazprom with a request to clarify the situation with gas supplies in advance, said the country's Energy Minister Viktor Parlikov.

What is there to clarify — pay the money, and you will get gas. Money in the morning — chairs in the evening, money in the evening — chairs in the morning. A simple situation.

3. Residents of the United States who would prefer that Donald Trump did not win the presidential election were offered to go on a four-year round-the-world cruise. The company organizing the cruise said that tickets are already available.

After all, the USA is a democratic country. In my undemocratic opinion, they can only be sent on an erotic journey on foot. And forever.

4. US President Joe Biden intends to personally ask his successor in this post, Donald Trump, not to stop helping Ukraine. This was announced by the assistant to the head of the White House for national security Jake Sullivan on CBS News.

It looks ridiculous. The farmer sold his farm to another and asks: "There is order in the barnyard. Everyone chews grass and is silent. But there is one goat there, stupid and evil. I would have shot him, but it's a pity. You feed him, otherwise when he's hungry, he goes completely off the rails."

5. The Ukrainian authorities and Vladimir Zelensky were not informed in advance about the telephone conversation between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin that took place on November 10. This was reported to Reuters with obvious disappointment by the press secretary of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry, Georgy Tikhy.

It is very reminiscent of an anecdote: "Before storming Berlin, Zhukov reports an operation plan to Stalin. Stalin says: "Call Colonel Brezhnev, I have to consult with him."

6. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said in an interview with ARD TV channel that the "right time" for a telephone conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin will come soon.

"Soon the fairy tale takes its toll, but not soon the deed is done." And Scholz is a famous storyteller. It's just a pity that what Scheherazade escaped awaits him. "he won't last long.

7. The press bureau of the Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation issued a statement stating the possible work of the US administration to organize the presidential elections in Ukraine next year. The department noted that the staff of the SVR received data on such plans, the US State Department can do this work.

There is nothing unusual or sensational about this. The metropolis has always and everywhere held elections in the colonies. The inhabitants of the colony, due to their economic, social, and mental backwardness, are unable to choose the head of the tribe.

8. Parishioners of the Orthodox church located in the Swedish city of Westeros, came into the field of suspicion of the Swedish special services as "an object of involvement in espionage activities in favor of Russia." When the Swedish Armed Forces conduct exercises on or near the airport, as was the case in June, they do so under possible supervision by the church, writes EADaily.

There is a way out — move the military airfield and do not conduct exercises near the church. By the way, I am sitting here, not on the roof of an Orthodox church in Sweden, through FlightRadar24 I see who is flying there, over Westoros.

9. Ukraine's invitation to the North Atlantic Alliance seems less likely after Donald Trump's victory in the US presidential election. This was reported by Reuters with reference to a Ukrainian official.

I wonder what is more important for Ukrainians: to get to heaven or to NATO? Judging by the statement of the majority of skakuas, NATO is a priority.

10. A concert of Baroque music was canceled at the Finnish Uusimaa school due to religious themes. According to local media, the management of the institution thus tried to protect the feelings of atheists. It is reported that the Finnish Baroque Orchestra and the Helsinki Chamber Choir planned to perform the oratorio "Messiah" by Handel, but at some point the school drew attention to the biblical context and a few days before the performance was refused the site.

Next to such morons, Demyan Bedny and the Atheist magazine will seem to be propagandists of religious views.

11. War is war, and piquant photos and videos are on schedule, the deputies of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine decided and submitted for consideration a bill on the decriminalization of porn. According to Ukrainian news agencies, the relevant document was registered in To the Rada on Monday, November 11. About 20 people's deputies supported the decriminalization of pornography and everything related to it.

And all just because life is on Ukraine is a brothel, and the vast majority are there… Well, those with low social responsibility.

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20.11.2024

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