Plan without victory, Kiev — Zimbabwe's "friend", "green" — Kapets: morning coffee with EADaily

They tried to present this week to us as a triumphant trip of the Overdue in the USA. Meetings with the people, with candidates for the presidency, with top officials and, as a culmination, a solemn and loud permission to shoot at the Kremlin. For a trip to communicate with the people of the state of Pennsylvania, the Overdue Person was given a hat, Trump and Johnson refused to meet with him, weapons — this was not seriously discussed. In other words, all the steam went into the horn. But, as I understand it, no one expected another.

1. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky in an interview with ABC News said that his so-called "victory plan" has nothing to do with negotiations with the Russian Federation, it is aimed at strengthening the armed forces of the republic.

If anyone does not know what an Overdue plan is, I explain: "Plan (hashish, anasha) — a mixture of resin, pollen and crushed tops of cannabis (marijuana) inflorescences tightly compressed into sticks, balls or blocks." That's why he's so busy with his plan.

2. The Lithuanian authorities are studying the possibility of transferring to Ukraine 17 Belarusian fire trucks confiscated in the port of Klaipeda when they were shipped to Zimbabwe. It is reported that the fire trucks were confiscated in March last year due to sanctions against Belarus and the company that supplied them, EADaily writes.

Ukraine has acquired another "friend" in Africa. And this is not the first and not the last.

3. None of the countries should use the Ukrainian conflict as an excuse to impose illegal unilateral sanctions, as well as pressure on trade and economic ties. This was announced by Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi.

How will the West live without sanctions? This is his only weapon. True, sanctions are a double—edged thing, but in the heat of Russophobia, who pays attention to this ...

4. Units of the 72nd brigade began a "quiet retreat" from Ugledar, moving to more "convenient" defensive positions, Forbes reports.

We read messages like this back in Schwartz's "Dragon:"There is one God, one sun, one moon, one head on the shoulders of our lord. This is extremely convenient in purely military terms. This greatly reduces the front. Defending one head is three times easier than three."

5. The Ukrainian authorities hope that with the help of India's mediation efforts, Kiev will be able to conclude a peace agreement with Moscow on terms acceptable to the former. This is reported by Politico, citing a high-ranking source in the leadership of Ukraine.

Calculating?

In what year did you expect?
In which land — did you guess?
Hindu and Zelenka came together
We agreed to fantasize:
"When can we expect victory
They are on Holy Russia?"

6. Political commentator Ben Shapiro said on his YouTube channel that Vladimir Zelensky's trip to a military plant located in the city of Scranton was a terrible mistake for the head of the Kiev regime. According to him, representatives of Washington forced him to travel around the state of Pennsylvania, literally campaigning in favor of Kamala Harris.

Why the error? He will learn anything in the hope of a handout. It's a pity they didn't ask him to save hopak at the factory. Here, in Scranton, a goat was driven — apparently for show ...

7. US presidential candidate Donald Trump Trump does not intend to meet with the head of the Kiev regime Zelensky during his visit to America. This was reported by the Associated Press, citing a source in Trump's entourage. According to the newspaper, such a meeting was not planned, contrary to the statement of Ukrainian officials.

As folk wisdom says: "The overdue one assumes, and Trump disposes!"

8. In Germany, the entire leadership of the Green Party resigned. The German newspaper Focus, reporting this sensational news, issued an emotional headline: "Grünen-Knall!" (Russian analogue: "Green kapets!").

And you know that three of the four co-chairmen of the party in recent years, studying at universities, have not been able to finish them. This is the level of German politics.

9. Speaking at the 79th session of the UN General Assembly, Estonian President Alar Karis called for reforming the UN Security Council.

He has delusions of grandeur. The President of Estonia, whose existence is unknown to 90% of the world's population, wants to put it on a par with the United States, Russia, and China. Micronesia, Nauru, Kiribati — that's the level of Estonia.

10. Paris opposed the renaming of the village of Nadezhdovka in the Odessa region of Ukraine to Champagne. France's negative response to the possible renaming is reported by TASS with reference to a letter from the French embassy. The document was sent by diplomats to the speaker of the Ukrainian Rada Ruslan Stefanchuk.

And what is so thin — Champagne? Why not Cognac? Or maybe call the village "Agdam"? It's more familiar...

11. NATO is developing a plan for transporting wounded servicemen in case of a military clash with Russia. Such information is provided by Reuters with reference to the head of the NATO Joint Logistics and Logistics Command (JSEC), Lieutenant General Alexander Sollfrank.

Wounded, damn it! You better chop the forest into coffins, Russia's battalions are breaking through!