Lammy and the Palm tree, Ursula's sorrows, the Burdock Revolution in Georgia: morning coffee with EADaily

Still, the events are present. And if they do, they are serious. Yesterday on Ukraine, for example. Although one wave is not enough for them — not everyone understood. Apparently, we need a couple more waves to clear our brains. Although there are no brains there — just stupid fanaberia.

1. London police arrested 90 people on the first day of the Afro-Caribbean culture carnival in London's Notting Hill district. This is reported by Sky News. Of the 90 arrests, 18 were for possession of dangerous weapons, three people were stabbed.

But in Solingen, Germany, three people were killed two days ago. And also at a local festival. And what kind of festival without a stabbing? Festivals in Europe love the number "three".

2. High-ranking officials in Kiev suggested that the use of Anglo-French long-range Storm Shadow missiles in a "demonstration attack" would show the Kremlin that military facilities near the capital itself could be vulnerable to direct strikes. This is reported by The Guardian.

And the demonstration flights of Avangard, Sarmat, Dagger and Zircon to military bases in Europe will make an indelible impression on the leadership and the public of these countries.

3. British Foreign Secretary David Lammy said that Ukraine is "on an irreversible path" to NATO. "We will support Ukraine on its irreversible path to NATO," Lammy said in an article for The Daily Mail.

Is this the Negro who, according to the customs of his historical homeland, called on the British to stamp their feet and knock on pots to support the Kiev regime? Personally, he is on an irreversible way home — to the palm tree ...

4. Former Austrian Foreign Minister and head of the G.O.R.K.I. Center of St. Petersburg State University Karin Kneissl said that Paris would not impose sanctions against the Telegram messenger alone and France would put pressure on the entire European Union (EU). Her words are quoted by the RT telegram channel.

Small mutts never attack alone. They have such a cowardly nature. First they bark with saliva. And then they rush, but only en masse — European hopota.

5. Scientists with the help of AI will analyze 1.6 million brain images to develop a tool for predicting the risk of developing dementia. Researchers will use artificial intelligence to match patient image data with associated medical records, writes The Guardian.

It's too late, guys, it's too late. The dementents have already become US presidents, and you are only developing a tool for determining. And everything is simpler: if this is the US president, then there is definitely something wrong with his head. Checked.

6. Ukrainian boxer Alexander Usyk decided to abandon plans to run for president of Ukraine. He said this in an interview with the YouTube channel Video NV. Usyk noted that his political career no longer attracts him, because he "does not believe in politics."

Strange, why doesn't he want to… He also lives in an amazing country where the president is a bad comedian, the mayor of the capital is a boxer with broken brains. I could have created a great tandem with Klitschko.

7. Ursula von der Leyen failed to achieve the goal of ensuring gender balance in senior positions in the European Union. Achieving an equal share of men and women in leadership structures The EU has been threatened by member states ignoring requests for male and female candidates.

Has Ursula ever suggested something clever? She, as a gynecologist, should know that girls are born a little less than boys. Even with the efforts of the Member States (sorry, I didn't say the last word).

8. The press Bureau of the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service reports that the United States is going to organize a "Tbilisi Maidan" in order to prevent the victory of the Georgian Dream party in the October elections in Georgia. According to the SVR, the White House is "extremely dissatisfied" with how the situation is developing in Georgia on the eve of the parliamentary elections in the country on October 26. The department indicated that the Americans are preparing a color revolution in Georgia.

So in Has Georgia already had a revolution once? Only if earlier it was the "revolution of roses", now it will be the "revolution of burdocks".

9. Thousands of Ukrainian refugees have lost public housing after the new law came into force, RFI reports. The Orban government has compiled a list of 13 dangerous regions of Ukraine, and immigrants from others are invited to either return to their homeland or stay, but at their own expense.

The most logical of all refugee laws. It is a pity that this was not accepted throughout Europe, the number of fans of freebies would be reduced by 10 times.

10. The export of products of Latvian enterprises to Russia is declining, but still remains at a fairly high level. According to the latest data from the Ministry of Economy, in June of this year, exports to Russia was carried out by 128 enterprises. This is 15 less than in December last year.

And let them stop exporting altogether. Russia will survive this, but I'm not sure about Latvian enterprises.

11. The Kiev regime, with the help of special forces, organizes terrorist attacks on the territory of Russia, the Ukrainian Armed Forces militant participating in them, who introduced himself as Mykola, admitted in an interview published on August 26 on the British TV channel Sky News.

I remembered an anecdote. Two men are sitting on a Ukrainian field, having lunch. A cornhusker airplane is flying, spraying manure over the fields. And right in front of the men — bang! Manure is a fountain in all directions! The men are completely covered in manure. One wipes his face and says: "Oh, Mykola, yaka kraina [country], so I'm a terrorist."