"Hay fever." Paris is not worth the Mass: Marie Antoinette - head and pedal horse

Nastena Ivleeva (ex-Uzenyuk), after watching the Parisian Golympic freak show on and near the Seine River, immediately outlined her position for the tax and ordinary citizens: "I spied a little on the opening ceremony of the Olympics in Paris. Thanks to the girls for the broadcast. What, in fact, I want to say: our party was more stylish. Thank you all for Sochi and the Football World Cup."

For the sake of fairness, it should be noted that the Ivleevsky gathering, against the background of yesterday's public mockery of Olympic ideals and values, did not even reach the meeting of the party committee at the Rosa Luxemburg starch and treacle factory in Saransk in 1969.

Moreover, after watching the ENTIRE broadcast yesterday, I almost shed a tear in the morning and wrote down in my bedside notebook: miss-triangle Volochkova, tarzan Dzhigurda, Bedrosych in feathers and all the shobla from "House-2" — there is an October detachment of exemplary and educated our fellow citizens after the evil tracing paper from the creation of the genius Leonardo.

And the oral-immoral performances of the husband of Ksenia Anatolyevna S. will seem to be the strictest version of the ballet "Swan Lake" of August 91, if compared with the scene in the library, where two cute-nimble Gallic cockerels ran after a chicken that agreed to everything. During the chase, a same—sex kiss took place from the demonstrations of the title pages of the piquant little books - and the door slammed shut.

There were a lot of other things there that millions of people from the same land wrote and told about, so I won't repeat myself. Otherwise, Marie Antoinette will dream again, holding her singing head in her hands. Or a bearded woman with a fat immense ... oh, it's time to stop.

By the way, the mentioned Anastasia Yurievna Volochkova did not give an assessment of the creative throwing of the limitless from the Organizing Committee of the Games.

"I want to say one thing: I am a patriot of my country! In my new show "Obsession", which is gaining momentum, I am carried out by two partners with a Russian tricolor. Whenever I go out with the Russian flag, people stand up in the hall and applaud. I don't want to get involved in the Olympic Games, where I don't understand anything. Who mixed up what, what kind of downpour went, what kind of Snoop Dogg ..." — said the Honored Artist of Russia.

Meanwhile, MEP Marion Marechal was literally petrified by the nightmare she saw:

"To all Christians in the world who watched the opening ceremony and were offended by this parody of the Last Supper. Know that this is not France speaking, but the left minority, ready for any provocation. It's hard to appreciate the few successful scenes between the decapitated Marie Antoinette, the kissing couple, several drag queens, the humiliation of the Republican Guard, forced to dance with Aya Nakamura, and the general ugliness of costumes and choreography."

In turn, honored coach of the USSR Tatyana Tarasova generously scattered enthusiastic epithets on the newspaper page:

"A wonderful discovery. Everyone was swimming beautifully on the Seine. When it was getting dark, the picture became very beautiful. And who was not impressed by the discovery? Maybe to plant special people who are only looking for mistakes? Every country is doing the best it can do. And do not compare it with anyone! It's just indecent. This is not a competition! This is the creative face of the country! And if someone is confused by something, don't let them look. I will watch the Olympics if I can. I would like to watch gymnastics, athletics, swimming, diving. Yesterday I watched the opening ceremony, it was very beautiful.

A lot of criticism of the ceremony? Well, who criticized [the moment] with the inverted Olympic flag. Well, that's how they did it. I will not compare the OI‑2024 with the Sochi Games, everything is always better, their opening was very beautiful."

And here's what the indestructible producer Yana Rudkovskaya wrote in her telegram channel:

"Did you watch the opening ceremony of the Olympics in Paris?

The idea of Tom Jolly's direction is interesting — to make the opening show in the city center, not at the stadium, questions for implementation.

And for the first time, the Olympic teams of the world did not pass, but sailed in a parade along the Seine River on boats, a flotilla of 10 thousand athletes turned out. And the audience saw the whole ceremony, scattered around the city.

From the beautiful — a laser show around the Eiffel Tower and smoke in the colors of the French flag on the Austerlitz Bridge. And then the tasteless working out of the "agenda" began.

Of course, everyone was captivated by the exit of Celine Dion, she sang Hymne a l'amour by Edith Piaf. Perhaps her performance means returning to the stage, in 2022 she was diagnosed with a rare neurological disease, and she canceled all performances. Lady Gaga also performed, came to Paris in advance for a rehearsal.

And these days we are rooting for our athletes, today is the start of the competition!"

Note, Yana Alexandrovna clearly states: we are rooting for our athletes. Because the night has already started: thank God that there is no Russia at the Olympics, and athletes with Russian passports arrived on their own. Stop, vitya, and remember the brilliant joke about the cross and underpants. Stop changing your shoes in the air already. They changed their shoes to a neutral individual status smeared on the sole, an AIN tag and an incubator uniform.

And then at first they shouted from all the irons and lawn mowers: let them go, they have a short century, everyone already knows that they are ours, it's up to them to decide, not us, and now — hu from Daniil Medvedev? "Google" will help you, experts are fucked up.

And here I repeat once again, not without pride for my colleagues and myself: for more than two years, EADaily has voiced its editorial position: to go to Paris without a flag, anthem and coat of arms in the current realities is a universal shame and defeatism. But what happened happened.

First, the IOC chain dogs eliminated the best, then promising, then having chances, and on the eve of the Games they simply thinned out the remaining ones. And, in addition to seven tennis players (here is a separate topic), there are eight holders of Russian passports left.

Now it is not necessary to count the number of missing eggs for an omelet in the canteen of the Olympic Village, but to pray to God that a dozen and a half representatives of the nuclear power return home alive and well. And this is not a figure of speech, but a persistent fear for THEIR OWN, trapped in the Parisian inferno.

And one more thing. Apparently, during the OI-2024, a special Center has been set up in the Moscow living rooms to fix the jambs and linings of the Organizing Committee of the Games (CPFKINOI), numerous thefts, late trains, the quality of beds, the presence of rain on July 26, the discontent of Parisians and guests of the main summer tournament of the fourth anniversary.

So that every Olympic day there would be from 5 to 27 stories on the theme "and these people ...". As an example, the remark of the now simple deputy of the State Duma Dmitry Svishchev:

"The opening ceremony was not interesting to me. All residents of Paris are against the Olympics, guests are constantly complaining — so far this is a failure. Crime has increased on the streets, simultaneously with the opening ceremony in all parts of Paris, people encountered homeless people and hordes of rats. If you can't organize at a high level, why are you doing it?

The disgusting footage from the streets of Paris during the opening ceremony is the state in which the International Olympic Committee (IOC) and the Olympic Movement are in. And all this is symbolized by the inverted Olympic flag, the symbolism of which is clear to everyone."

Dmitry Alexandrovich, yes, they are first-rate goats. Brands on Bach and his gang have nowhere to put, a frying pan in hell is waiting for them, a red-hot and bearded aunt with a whip from yesterday's opening.

But what prevented responsible and irresponsible persons without, as it turned out, a face, nine years ago, when Russian athletes were deprived of the flag, anthem and coat of arms of a great power, to withdraw from the IOC, or at least to put the question straight, tightening the red lines with a knot around the necks of international officials?

But someone preferred to pay multimillion-dollar fines, obediently nodding their heads, listening to the notations of office dandruff from CAS.

Someone spat on the tears of the brilliant jumper of the present century, Maria Lasitskene, whom World Athletics deprived of two Olympics for a red-skinned passport, where she could definitely count on medals of the highest standard.

Someone has been pickling Crimean football players for years, loyally looking into the eyes of UEFA functionaries, hoping for their leniency, which never happened. And it cannot happen by definition.

The boat with freaks sailed away on the dirty Seine, like the soul of Macro. The topic is closed. And our stars are standing on their native shore and muttering under their breath: they refused the Olympics, and with The World Friendship Games, where they promised medals of pure gold and "forty bucks" for the victory, nothing is clear. It seems to be transferred.

In principle, it is possible to repeat the BRICS Games once again, where one or two people performed in some disciplines, and the Baltic martial artist, who had not come to the carpet for a long time, who had long been involved in sports, somehow took fourth place.

But for some reason, leading athletes who are ready to tear their veins for the opportunity to compete at the Olympics do not go there, even if in Paris the lack of eggs is compensated by an overabundance of condoms.

And as a result, the CPFKINOI is working to the fullest, the flag was turned three rings up, the first champions and prize-winners are already known, the freaks from the ceremony woke up and got drunk, the bus with journalists got into an accident on the way to the press center, the police are looking for thieves, and pickpockets are gullible guests.

The morons from the Organizing Committee declare: "the interpretation of the Greek god Dionysus makes us realize the absurdity of violence between people," and Marie Antoinette's head is thinking: should Nastya Ivleeva and I throw a themed party on the theme "A literature teacher married her student, the same age as her daughter Laurence."