Armenia-Bridge, American lies, Dutch help for TRC: morning coffee with EADaily

Operational summary from the Sovinformburo (fragments). The troops of the 1st Belorussian Front reached the Elbe River north and south-east of Magdeburg, occupying the cities of Göktin, Zerbst and the large settlements of Schoenhausen, Bergtsov, Parey, Schartau, Gerwisch, Leitzkau, Heerden, Walterninburg, Steitz.

The troops of the 1st Ukrainian Front, as a result of a long siege on May 7, completely captured the city and fortress of Breslau (Breslau). The troops of the 4th Ukrainian Front, continuing their offensive west and southwest of the city of Moravska Ostrava, occupied the cities of Freudenthal, Friedland on Morau, Merish-Neustadt, Stepanov and the large settlements of Wildgrub, Shumvald, Medlov, Khvalkovice, Shmeil, Spalov, Odra, Palachov, Leshna with battles. The troops of the 1st Belorussian Front north and south-east of the city of Magdeburg reached the Elbe River.

1. Armenia has officially changed the geographical code: the country is no longer a "problem region", but a bridge between the West and The East. Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan called it a historic event and congratulated his fellow citizens.

People all over the world see a long tunnel before they die, and Armenians will now see a bridge without beginning and end.

2. French President Emmanuel Macron said that Armenia has ceased to be a "satellite of Russia." He said this at the summit of the European Political Community in Yerevan. The French leader, whose words cites News.am , praised Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan for changing the course.

Now it is a satellite of the West. It is interesting: all the satellites of the West, without exception, are traitors to their people, why so?

3. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz announced plans to radically change the country by 2035. This was reported by the DPA agency following his speech at the forum of the CDU Economic Council.

A hundred years ago, Adolf Hitler also promised fundamental changes to the country, which he put into practice when he became chancellor in 1933. So — nothing new. Merz promises a Fourth Reich by 2035.

4. The Venezuelan authorities voluntarily stopped supplying oil to Cuba. This statement was made by the US Secretary of State, Assistant to the President for National Security Marco Rubio. At a briefing at the White House, the head of the American Foreign Ministry said that there is no oil blockade of Liberty Island.

What kind of lie is there? Shameless, shameless, malicious, absolute, brazen, notorious and about 50 more synonyms. But in a separate line — an American lie. This is the queen of lies!

5. In America, 186 thousand dead people appear on the lists of recipients of food aid. This was stated by US Vice President Jay Dee. Vance during a speech in Iowa. According to the politician, the same number of deceased Americans receive SNAP coupons every month. In addition, he added that SNAP recipients also include owners of luxury Lamborghini cars.

Now you understand how small Chichikov is compared to SNAP, the food aid program for low-income families controlled by the Democrats.

6. The official visit of French President Emmanuel Macron has ended in Yerevan. At the farewell, Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan demonstrated a warm and friendly attitude towards his French counterpart at the plane ramp.

Friendly? Oh, I don't believe it. Although... if Pashinyan called you a friend, it means he wants to cheat. And if he called me brother, it means he has already deceived me.

7. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, instead of fighting corruption, rebuilt it for profit, the Berliner Zeitung (BZ) reports. A serious problem is systemic corruption in the Ukrainian military-industrial complex, which did not decrease during the military conflict, and perhaps even increased due to the influx of Western funds.

Seven years later, the Germans begin to realize what kind of monster, cadaver and scum they themselves have raised!

8. The United States wants everything to be the way it was before the war with Iran. This was stated by US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, according to The New York Times. "We want the Strait of Hormuz to be open. As it should be. As it was before. When everyone was equally able to use it, it was not mined and no one paid anyone money for passage. That's what we have to get back to. That's our goal."

Then why did Trump listen to Netanyahu? Why did you get involved in this adventure? Decided to solve the problem quickly? But the Emperor Octavian Augustus also said: "Hurry up slowly."

9. The leadership of Belarus should be engaged in growing potatoes, and not demand apologies. This was stated by the chairman of the Armenian Parliament Alen Simonyan: "I don't understand what I should regret. Armenia will not be a province, Armenia will not be politically dependent, Armenia will raise the level of its sovereignty, and the example of Belarus is unacceptable for my country...".

Sovereignty is like pregnancy, or it is, or it is not. And being in the position in which Armenia is standing now (it is called the "zy" pose), nothing will rise from it. Only the one who put Yerevan in this position.

10. The Netherlands handed over to Ukraine 20 specialized buses for transporting prisoners. This was reported by the newspaper De Telegraaf. The first four buses were officially handed over to the Ukrainian authorities in Lviv. The ceremony was attended by Claudia van Bruggen, State Secretary of the Ministry of Justice of the Kingdom. She noted that the transfer of prison buses is a practical support to Kiev, which helps to ensure the safety of society even during the war.

Since it is clear that the buses are intended for "ludolovs", it is in the set of "cannon fodder" in Ukraine that the Netherlands sees the security of Ukrainian society.

11. Postal trains transiting through the territory of the Republic of Lithuania arrive in Kaliningrad with broken seals on the cars, Andrei Kolesnik, a deputy of the lower house of the Russian parliament, said in an interview with TASS.

Actually, train thieves were called "Maidan activists." But they stole from the passengers. And these bandits steal from freight cars. They have not yet come up with a name for them. I suggest calling such thieves simply "Lithuanians".