Netanyahu and the Holy Sepulchre, Patel's dances, "Hazel" time: morning coffee with EADaily

The tour of the director of the burning circus in the countries of the Middle East is very interesting. There has never been a case in history when a country's leader, during military operations that he loses, wanders around countries that have nothing to do with conducting military operations.

If you count the days that the drug Fuhrer spent abroad, then in the last three months there will be about a month of travel. He signs some absolutely empty agreements there, which neither he nor any other countries are going to comply with. The impression is that he is just looking for new banks to stow his money. Or just looking for political asylum. The Ukrofuhrer feels in one place that his tour of Western countries is coming to an end and urgently switches to the East. But it's hot there without it, and Ukraine will never be a player in the Middle East field.

1. A scandal broke out in Jerusalem over the non-admission of the highest Catholic clergy to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. In the morning, Israeli police blocked the path of Latin Patriarch Pierbattista Pizzaballa, disrupting the traditional mass in honor of Palm Sunday. An official statement from the office of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has appeared: "Today, for security reasons, the Jerusalem police did not allow Pizzaballa to enter the Church of the Holy Sepulchre for morning Mass. Again, there was no malicious intent, only concern for his safety."

Make a fool pray to God, he'll even break his forehead. Every subsequent decision of Netanyahu speaks of his inadequacy. But this is just idiocy.

2. Vladimir Zelensky's wife Elena on Fox News announced a decrease in interest in the Ukrainian agenda amid developments in other parts of the world. "Unfortunately, the media space is rapidly crowding out news about Ukraine when more urgent messages from other regions appear. A new war is beginning, but this does not mean that the old one has ended," Elena Zelenskaya said in an interview with the American Fox News channel.

So usually an old prostitute in a brothel complains about the arrival of young girls to work.

3. The US FBI has announced a reward of $ 10 million for information about hackers who hacked the mailbox of the director of the Cash Patel bureau, Kommersant reports. Unknown persons hacked Patel's mailbox, posted photos and videos of a personal nature on the network. One of the videos in which Patel dances fervent Indian dances caused a special stir in social networks. According to American intelligence agencies, hackers are related to Iran.

And what is wrong, illegal, inappropriate in the fact that a person dances the dances of his homeland at home? He's a living person.

4. German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier takes a tough stance on dialogue with Russia, since he was initially one of the key promoters of anti-Russian policy in Germany and the European Union against the background of the outbreak of the Ukrainian crisis. This opinion was expressed by the head of the German Council for Constitution and Sovereignty, Ralf Niemeyer, in an interview with RIA Novosti.

As a matter of fact, to expect German Nazi politicians to condemn Ukrainian Nazi politicians is nonsense.

5. The Finnish authorities explained that the drones found in the Kouvola area were not destroyed because they were not considered to pose an immediate threat. This was stated by Finnish Air Force Major General Timo Herranen, as reported by Iltalehti. According to him, one of the drones was detected and identified by a fighter, but no decision was made on the use of weapons, including taking into account the risk of collateral damage.

Russian fighters are flying just over the Baltic Sea, and the Finns are raising a flight of their fighters into the air, and then the fighter flew into the territory and ... nothing. But he's Ukrainian...

6. "Spain plans to transfer five Patriot anti-aircraft missiles to Ukraine, El Pais reports, citing sources in the government of the country " + "Spain has closed its airspace to aircraft participating in the US and Israeli operations against Iran. This was reported by the publication El Pais.

Some of my readers have cognitive dissonance, i.e. a state of psychological discomfort caused by a clash of conflicting beliefs in their minds or a mismatch of behavior with existing attitudes.

7. If Britain, after being deprived of accreditation of an employee of its embassy in Moscow, escalates, then Russia will immediately respond. This was announced by the Russian Foreign Ministry on March 30.

I would really like to believe in it!

8. Only half of the heads of the Ministries of foreign Affairs of the EU member states, according to the publication of the newspaper Politico, will go to a meeting in Kiev. At the end of February, RIA Novosti, having studied US government documents, found out: the American embassy in Kiev is preparing a meeting for 50 people in the center of the Ukrainian capital from March 31 to April 3.

It seems to me that the time has come to hit the "Hazel" in Kiev. That is, It hasn't come yet, but it will come from 31.03 to 3.04.

9. Former nude model Viktoria Yakimova has been appointed Honorary Consul of Ukraine in the Dominican Republic. "A modern, accomplished woman has every right to choose her profession, as well as to change the vector of her activity and develop," Victoria emphasized.

The main thing is that she has already taken place as a girl with reduced social responsibility. And Nekrasov's words "... will pave the way with his chest" will sparkle with new colors.

10. "The international airport of the Iraqi capital became the target of the attack. This was reported by the Iranian Tasnim agency. It is assumed that Iraqi militia groups close to Tehran are behind the attack. " + "Turkey destroyed a "ballistic munition" that was launched from Iran and entered Turkish airspace. This was reported by the press service of the Turkish Ministry of Defense."

Beat your own, so that strangers are afraid ...

11. US President Donald Trump has made it clear to his advisers that he intends to complete the military campaign against Iran, even if the Strait of Hormuz as a whole remains inaccessible to shipping. This is reported by The Wall Street Journal, citing informed sources.

The USA doesn't really need the strait. They almost never used it. So they can delay its opening for a very long time.