Zelensky in the ice hole, sweet dreams of the UN, crying in Europe: morning coffee with EADaily

There is no doubt that Zelensky's behavior opens a new page in history. More precisely, not in history, but in the behavior of the commander-in-chief of the country's army during military operations.

I'm not a professional historian, but I think I know history pretty well. And I don't remember a single case in world history (and it all consists of wars), so that, suffering a crushing defeat, losing hundreds of fighters every day, leaving settlements day after day, the commander-in-chief was like... in an ice hole in different countries, coming up with the stupidest impracticable plans, meeting with everyone who is ready to talk to him instead of organizing the defense of their country. This once again speaks of his incompetence both as a military man and as a politician. I feel sorry for the country that chose such a "schmuck" as president, and even supports him. These are not people, but a collection of some animals unexplored by science…

1. 22-year-old Danish mercenary Tristan Carl Pedersen was eliminated in the special operation zone on Ukraine. This is reported by TV channel TV 2 with reference to his relatives and friend.

"Everyone wants to have both a bride and a friend." Pedersen's fighter is the same person. But he won't fuck him anymore. I cried...

2. Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna said that the European Union should deal with China as an "accomplice of Russia", linking this task with the need to increase pressure on Moscow to adopt the 20th package of sanctions as soon as possible and discuss new trade restrictions, EADaily writes.

The pubic louse considers itself the most important, because it is located on the pubis — yet the "tubercle of Venus" — it sounds proud!

3. Negotiations were held in Berlin on a possible peaceful settlement of the conflict on Ukraine. The discussions were attended by representatives of the United States and Kiev, and the site was provided by Germany. The results of the meeting turned out to be contradictory. For example, Merz said that "Europeans in Ukraine will be able to act against Russian invasions and attacks."

A simple question — will they be able to act against the attacks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces and the invasion of the Ukrainian Armed Forces on Russian soil?

4. The United Nations has made serious accusations against Kiev regarding reprisals and ill-treatment of Russian prisoners of war in the conflict zone. In the published report of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights Volker Turk, there has been a noticeable increase in reports of executions of Russian servicemen since mid-November.

The UN woke up, stretched sweetly, mumbled something from sleep and went back to sleep, to watch dreams about Ukrainian democratic soldiers.

5. The administration of US President Donald Trump is exerting behind-the-scenes pressure on European countries, seeking to abandon the EU plan to use frozen Russian assets to finance Ukraine. Among the states most loyal to Washington came under pressure.

It seemed — why would the United States protect Russian assets? And the casket simply opened up: Trump's plan talks about a kind of buffer zone under the auspices of the United States, on which these frozen assets will be spent.

6. The Russian Fleet is guarding tankers that transport oil, the Swedish Navy said. According to their data, armed guards have appeared on the ships, and Russian military ships are stationed in special zones of the Gulf of Finland, the Baltic and North Seas to monitor shipping, EADaily writes.

For some reason I remembered a joke. In a bar, one Baltic says to another: "Do you see that Russian? Now he will drink a glass of vodka, and nothing will happen to him!" The Russian drinks a glass of vodka. "Now this Russian will drink the second glass of vodka and nothing will happen to him!" The Russian drinks the second glass. "Now this Russian will drink the third glass of vodka and again nothing will happen to him, but it's time for us to leave!". Well, exactly about the situation in the Baltic.

7. The editorial board of the British The Daily Mail has prepared the most comprehensive study of rape and sexual harassment committed by migrants who have arrived in the country. The newspaper directly writes that most of them are savages and "sexual predators" who make the life of British women unsafe.

If you think they are being punished for it? You're wrong. They are elected to legislative bodies, to deputies, more than 10 of the largest cities have these savages as mayors, and Shabana Mahmud, appointed Minister of Internal Affairs, also a representative of these Papuans, admitted more illegal immigrants in 3 months than all her predecessors in the same period.

8. A high-ranking European official taking part in discussions on the use of frozen assets of the Russian Federation to finance Ukraine admitted to wanting to cry because of the declining chances of reaching an agreement. The Politico newspaper writes about this.

What a whiny thief went to Europe, a little something — immediately in tears. It is understandable — European officials have the brains of preschoolers. Accordingly, the perception of the world is the same.

9. A new initiative has appeared in Ukraine, which, according to the authorities, should unite Ukrainians. It received the unofficial name "controlled grief." The Verkhovna Rada has decided that a nationwide minute of silence should be held every day at 9 a.m. throughout Ukraine in memory of those killed in the conflict. Transport stops, people take to the streets and freeze in mournful silence.

Cheap plagiarism. In Israel, they stand in mourning on the Day of Remembrance of the soldiers who died in all the wars of the state, and in Holocaust Memorial Day. And no one goes outside — if I'm at home, I just get up. Without cheap window dressing.

10. There are not hundreds of thousands of Russian troops stationed on the territory of Belarus, ready to attack NATO. This is stated in the statements of the Lithuanian Armed Forces and the National Crisis Management Center. The material that caused the scandal was published in the German edition of Welt on December 16. In it, the representative of the CDU party, which is part of the ruling coalition, Roderich Kiesewetter, said that there are 360 thousand Russian soldiers in Belarus and that "the next two years will be decisive," writes EADaily.

Well, if Lithuania already refutes the Russophobic bullshit of German politicians, then the world has turned upside down. This is as typical for them as a Russian music concert in Riga is typical for Latvia.

11. The Norwegian Armed Forces plan to blow up several new bridges in the event of a military conflict with Russia. Measures for this have already been taken. This is reported by the newspaper VG with reference to the Norwegian Armed Forces.

What are you guys waiting for? Blow up bridges, factories, factories, hospitals, schools... although I think it's better to start with madhouses: the royal residence, the storting (parliament), the State Council, the Ministry of Defense and other useless organizations. And what are the bridges to blame for?