The donkey of Ia El, Rutte threatens Trump, the country of Moldokraina: morning coffee with EADaily

Almost every day brings some obscure events that add up to a puzzle, which eventually helps to better see the big picture. The aggravation of the situation in Syria and Georgia, the surprises of the first round of elections in Romania, the incomprehensible rebuff of the president of South Korea, the collapse of the government in France, and even Biden's peaceful dream at a conference in Angola — all this shows what the current world is like.

1. Finnish journalists found out that one of the Internet cables connecting Finland and Sweden along the bottom of the Baltic Sea was cut not by "Russian saboteurs", but by a local excavator operator. The company did not inform about this incident, because the state of emergency "had no impact on communication services," EADaily writes.

It is strange that the charges against the Russians were dropped. Otherwise, they might have found that the second cousin of the excavator's grandmother met with a Russian guy in her youth.

2. Violators of martial law in South Korea can be arrested without a warrant. This follows from the text of the decree signed by the Chief of Staff of the Ground Forces of the Republic of Korea Pak An Su, Yonhap news agency reports.

Yes, what is there to trifle with — it is necessary to create "troika" and immediately to the wall. Without trial and investigation. But the main thing is not to forget to accuse the DPRK of totalitarianism.

3. A member of the European Parliament from Germany, Tomasz Froelich, sent an appeal to the European Commission on the fact of the rapid increase in the number of hate crimes against Christians in Europe. "Why is there absolutely nothing in the Commission's report entitled 'Europe united against Hate' about a significant increase in hate crimes against Christians?" — the deputy asked a question.

I answer: in order not to injure the psyche of a 17-year-old boy from the Middle East who raped and killed five European women.

4. South Korean President Yoon Suk Yel has faced calls to resign immediately or be impeached after a short-lived attempt to impose martial law sparked protests and political condemnation, writes The Guardian.

Then it introduces martial law, then it withdraws. If you have no other associations, then I suggest the most harmless one. About Eeyore the Donkey. "Enter. And he goes out. He enters. And it turns out great."

5. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte warned US President-elect Donald Trump that an unsuccessful deal on Ukraine for Western countries could be a "serious threat" to Washington.

Is Rutte threatening Trump? Or maybe everything is simpler? A.Tolstoy "The Death of John the Terrible." John: "How dare you appear before me drunk?". Inspired...

6. The European Union increasingly treats Moldova as its vassal, as evidenced by the contacts of EU officials with the country's leadership. Head of Representative Office The EU in Chisinau, Janis Mazheiks, issued detailed instructions to the leadership of the ruling Action and Solidarity party on how the so-called Moldovan democracy should function on the eve of the upcoming parliamentary elections in 2025."

God, why such difficulties. Declare Sandu president for life, disperse all other parties, and you will have a "Moldokraina".

7. Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna expressed the opinion that Ukraine can be admitted to NATO without the territories that were liberated by Russia. Tsakhkna made a corresponding statement commenting on the results of the working dinner of NATO ministers on Ukraine.

Got drunk at dinner to the position of Reese and is talking nonsense. In Estonia, the word "territory" is not understood, because a piece of land called Estonia cannot be called a territory.

8. The USA and There are contradictions in Ukraine about how to make up for the shortage of manpower in the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. It is noted that at the moment the Ukrainian army is "barely holding on", and there is no need to talk about conducting a new "counteroffensive". The agency indicated that the reason lies in the shortage of personnel in the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

The overdue one is lying, not realizing that he doesn't make ends meet. He said the other day that only 80 thousand fighters were killed. Since the beginning of SMO, more than a million people have been in the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Well, where are the others? According to the estimate of the Overdue One, he still has a lot of meat.

9. The City Council of Odessa supported the demolition of the monument to Alexander Pushkin, located on Primorsky Boulevard. This is reported by the publication "Country.ua». The publication noted that this landmark is an object under the protection of UNESCO.

I erected a monument to myself not made with hands,
The people's path will not overgrow to it,
But he dies under a nauseating rabble
Zhovto-blakitny bug.

10. Two soldiers of the Ukrainian Armed Forces escaped in the last days of military training in Spain, the newspaper El Pais writes.

It should be understood that they were trained well to run and hide.

11. Malta cancelled the visa of the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova at a meeting of the OSCE Council of Foreign Ministers before the Russian delegation flew out of Moscow. The visa was cancelled with the wording "due to circumstances beyond their control."

In other words, Malta has signed that it is not an independent state. Who would doubt...