Olympic eggs, FBI doubts and evacuation of Latvians to Lithuania: morning coffee with EADaily

Everyone's a little quieter. Apparently, they are waiting for an unprecedented rise in the Paris Olympics of the movement of transvestites, pedophiles and doping enthusiasts. And Bach has already fulfilled his main task — he suspended Russian and Belarusian athletes. He will also be given a medal — "For strengthening the Olympic movement."

1. US President Joe Biden made a televised address to the nation for the first time after he announced his refusal to fight for the presidency. On the air of CNBC, the politician stressed that he was leaving the race not because of his physical or political "weakness," since, in his opinion, he was fully worthy of a second term, but for the sake of "saving democracy."

Or Biden's speechwriters suck. Or maybe they just let it slip. According to the text, it turns out that he is leaving for the sake of saving democracy. Consequently, under him democracy perishes. More precisely, she has already died.

2. On Wednesday evening, on the eve of the opening of the Olympic Games in Paris, homeless people took to the streets of the French capital demanding to solve the ongoing housing crisis in the city. Dozens of demonstrators held placards, chanted slogans and beat drums right under the windows of the city hall. Some of the protesters pitched tents and lay down on mattresses in front of the government building.

The French people joyfully welcome the opening of the Olympics of Transvestites and pedophiles.

3. The midfielder of the Olympic team of Argentina Thiago Almada was robbed the day before the first match of the team at the OI-2024, said the coach of the team Javier Mascherano. The coach referred to tycsports.com , said that unknown people broke into the base of the Olympic team and committed theft.

But the troops in They caught up with Paris… Barriers have been set up… Well, wait — it's just morning. And the evening promises to be languid ...

4. Athletes from different countries complained about the low rate of replenishment of some food supplies and insufficient amount of food in the main restaurant of the Olympic Village in the northern suburbs of Paris. As the Azerbaijani website Apasport reports with reference to the French media, due to the large number of athletes and representatives of delegations, a limited number of eggs were observed during breakfast last Wednesday, in particular.

The way out, as you understand, is simple. Painful for the male half of France, but you have to be hospitable to the end (sorry for the unintentional pun).

5. The British newspaper Guardian: "the French authorities have installed beds in the Olympic village that would be guaranteed to withstand two people; athletes will be provided with 300 thousand condoms. At the same time, we are talking not only about traditional male condoms, but also about female ones; athletes were given 10 thousand latex wipes for various forms of oral sex."

The slogan "Oh, sport, you are the world!" is canceled. Now it sounds like this: "Oh, sport, you are sex!"

6. FBI Director Christopher Wray, during a speech to Congress, said that there are doubts that US presidential candidate Donald Trump received a bullet wound to his right ear during an assassination attempt at a rally in Pennsylvania.

From the FBI, as from any investigative body, it is not doubts that are required, but facts, evidence. By the way, Biden appoints the FBI director. Any more questions? I wouldn't be surprised if it was Christopher Ray himself who organized this treacherous attempt on Trump. The position allows...

7. Sociological service of the Razumkov Center commissioned by the Ukrainian edition of ZN.UA conducted a poll in which it found out that a third of the inhabitants of Ukraine have enough money only for food and clothes. At the same time, 9% of Ukrainian residents do not have enough money even for food.

Apparently, that's why they bought up all the cars in the car dealerships a week ago. Clean up. Typical beggars on trust.

8. Without Russia and China at the same table, it will be impossible to carry out any negotiations on ending the conflict on the Ukraine. This was stated by the President of the Czech Republic Peter Pavel. At the same time, Pavel believes that Moscow needs to reconsider the requirements imposed on Kiev regarding the start of a dialogue on the settlement of the conflict, writes EADaily.

Sitting on two chairs usually does not lead to anything good. The chairs move apart, and the coccyx comes into sharp contact with the floor. And y Peter, and u Paul.

10. Ukraine increased scrap metal exports by 35.3%. This is evidenced by the data of the State Customs Service of the Square. And the main reason for the increase in exports was, surprisingly, SMO.

Remember, at school they taught — the water cycle in nature? And here is the metal cycle. First, the West supplies decommissioned weapons to Ukraine, they saw him and send him to the West already as scrap. The Greek philosopher Empedocles (V century BC): "Nothing can come from nothing, and in no way can what is be destroyed."

11. The Government of Lithuania will develop a plan for mass evacuation of the population in case of war. This was reported in the press service of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the republic, reports LRT: "Various ministries and departments of Lithuania are developing plans for the mass evacuation of civilians in the event of a military conflict."

And where will they be evacuated to? To Latvia or to Estonia?