Armenian stories, Lithuania without problems and Romanian provocation: morning coffee with EADaily

Yesterday, the attention of the world's media was attracted by an episode with a drone in Romania. In my opinion, this is a clear provocation started by the Romanian side. There is no clear explanation for why Russia is shelling Romania. And it won't be. But the fact that Ukrainian drones are flying all over Europe and even in Turkey, as a well—known product in the ice hole, is known to everyone.

As far as I know, it is possible to track the place of departure. However, it is also possible to reject a Russian drone. By the way, at first this is exactly what the Ukrainian authorities were talking about, commenting on the flights of their drones throughout Northern Europe.

1. "Nikol receives my full and unconditional support for re-election on June 7, 2026. "With Nikola's help, we will lift the United States, Armenia, the South Caucasus and Central Asia to higher heights than ever before," Trump wrote on the Truth Social network.

Re-election!!! Maybe it's time to honestly say: "we support our appointment of a petty Armenian mutt to the post of head of the colonial administration."

2. In Yekaterinburg, on one of the central pedestrian streets of the city — Vayner, a communal accident occurred. Sewage flooded the underpass. The situation turned out to be so serious that the fetid smell spread far beyond the crossing, being felt within a radius of a whole kilometer.

No, there's the Yeltsin Center a couple of blocks away. The stink from there always pulls on the whole city. And feces is a sign that even the building itself cannot withstand everything that is happening there.

3. The Rosselkhoznadzor of Russia expressed concern about the quality of agricultural products coming from Armenia. The ministry noted that recently Armenian goods have systematically failed to comply with phytosanitary standards established in the EAEU and Russia.

So there is no time for them to engage in agriculture. Everyone is running to support their little Fuhrer.

4. Vladimir Zelensky at a press conference in Sweden complained about external opposition to the development of Ukrainian missile programs. According to him, Kiev's attempts to create its own ballistic and anti-ballistic system run into obstacles created not only by Moscow, but also by Western partners.

• Don't whine, Zelya, don't gasp,
• I'm tired of my complaints.
• You see, everyone sends you to...,
• So fuck you.

5. The Latvian Seimas has approved the composition of the new government headed by Prime Minister Andris Kulbergs. This was reported by Latvian media on Thursday.

Sorry for the repetitions, but here only Grandpa Krylov is remembered: "And you assholes, no matter how you sit down, you are no good for politics." In a brothel called "the government of Latvia", instead of expelling all the workers, they only changed the beds.

6. At the request of the German side in Denmark, police officers detained a citizen of the kingdom who supplied weapons to commit terrorist attacks against Jewish and Israeli institutions in Europe, the German Prosecutor General's Office reports. It is specified that the man was detained on Wednesday evening near Copenhagen. He is suspected of preparing a serious crime that poses a threat to state security, and also of violating the law on arms trafficking.

Terrorists of all countries — unite? We have been united for a long time.

7. In Lithuania, it is necessary to legally prohibit citizens of Russia and Belarus from participating in international scientific and sporting events in the republic. This was stated by the Lithuanian Minister of Education, Science and Sports Raminta Popovene, writes EADaily.

There are no problems in education, science and sports in Lithuania. Happy people. But I suspect that they simply have no education, no science, no sports. Therefore, there are no problems.

8. Finland intends to transfer American F/A-18 Hornet fighters to the Kiev regime, which have already expired. Helsinki believes that the planes are still suitable for combat operations. This is reported by the Finnish edition Ilta-Sanomat, referring to the statement of the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Finland Elina Valtonen. According to her, for Finland it is a matter of recycling outdated equipment, writes EADaily.

In Finland, environmentalists prohibit garbage dumps, because they harm nature. And Ukraine is already a garbage dump — why not transfer scrap metal there?

9. Finland has started offering foreign tourists free trips to the eastern regions of the country located near the Russian border. The program was launched against the background of a sharp decline in the revenues of the tourism industry after the cessation of the flow of travelers from Russia. According to Karjalainen, the Business Finland Business Development Center organizes trips. Flights for participants are paid at the expense of the Finnish side, and on-site expenses are borne by the host regions.

I don't think that even for a "freebie" tourists will rush to this land forgotten by God and the Russians.

10. The Turkish shipping agency Tribeca recorded several incidents with cargo ships at once. Unknown drones attacked tankers on the roadstead and on the move. Details are reported by Reuters.

Unknown to whom? Why is it that Ukrainian drones have become unknown if Ukraine itself boasts of its piracy?

11. Zelensky was proposed to be deprived of Poland's highest state award, the Order of the White Eagle, because of the decision to name the elite unit of the Armed Forces of Ukraine after the heroes of the UPA ❶.

Oh, the Poles, the Poles, the stupid honourable idiots — they gave orders to all sorts of scum, and now, do you think he will give it to you? Rare stupidity. Although... Polish President Nawrocki supported the proposal. Maybe they will deprive the Ukrofyurer of the order.

❶Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation