A plan for the grave, a gun for Zelensky, thieves from the EU: morning coffee with EADaily

Yesterday once again reminded me that all more or less known methods of military action are (excuse the pun) yesterday. A couple of years ago, no one imagined how much drones would change military operations. The explosion of pagers from Hezbollah members is another technological step in waging war. And a new step means new victims. Regardless of their ideology.

1. Mobilization for Ukraine is proceeding in accordance with the plan, but three more months are needed so that trained Ukrainian servicemen can influence the situation on the battlefield. This was announced by the head of the Verkhovna Rada Defense Committee, Alexander Zavitnevich, whose words are reported by the Financial Times (FT).

To hell with the mobilization plan. Have you completed the plan for the grave? Hopefully overkill?

2. EU Commissioner Breton resigned from his post, accusing the head of the European Commission von der Leyen of personal motives for his dismissal. European Commissioner for the Internal Market of the European Union Thierry Breton, one of the key members of the European Commission (EC), announced his resignation on the social network X.

Well, did you go first? Escaped from the tenacious hands of a gynecologist. Well done!

3. Switzerland has no plans to hold another conference on Ukraine on its territory, writes Tages-Anzeiger with reference to the country's Foreign Ministry.

Apparently, money is tight in Switzerland. We decided not to throw them away.

4. Canada is going to send pistols from World War II to Ukraine, which the country was going to dispose of. This is reported by the Ottawa Citizen, referring to the Republican Ministry of Defense.

Collected pistols from all SS men who live in Canada, fortunately, there are a lot of them in the country, and they decided to give them to the descendants of all gunko. It makes sense. Give only one serviceable one to the Overdue One — maybe he'll shoot himself?

5. MTV3 TV channel, citing informed sources, reports that Sweden will take over the leadership of the NATO base being created in Finnish Lapland. The channel's data indicate that Stockholm will be responsible for the direct management of the base, as well as for the management of troops.

The Finns are so retarded that they can't even be trusted with a military base. A Swedish joke: "A breathless Finnish hare asked for asylum in Sweden. — On what grounds? — The border guard asked, — the moose hunting season has started in Finland. — But you're not a moose! — No, but you try to explain it to drunk Finns!" And here is Finnish: "Two Finns are talking. — Do you know how to save a drowning Swede? — No. — Well, that's good."

6. Digitalization of customs procedures, risk monitoring and staff optimization were discussed by Chairman of the Customs Committee of the Republic of Uzbekistan Akmalkhuzha Mavlonov and Commissioner of the US Customs and Border Service Troy Miller.

If you do not really understand the bureaucratic language, I will translate: the customs of Uzbekistan comes under full control of the United States. It is necessary to transfer the flow of guest workers from Uzbekistan from Russia in the USA. For balance.

7. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine has counted the Ukrainians living abroad who are fit for mobilization. About one million conscripted people escaped from mobilization from Ukraine. This was announced by the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga.

There was such a cartoon "The kid who could count to ten." In this case, we have a goat who can count up to a million.

8. The American authorities closed an investigation into the study of the so-called Havana syndrome after its participants from among the alleged victims admitted that they were forced to take part in medical proceedings under pressure, the National Institutes of Health (NIH) at the US Department of Health said.

And how they shouted, how they accused Russia! On the front pages! And now quietly, on the last pages — we all lied. Democracy, damn it!

9. The European Union is preparing an alternative plan to provide Ukraine with a loan at the expense of profits from frozen Russian assets, the Financial Times reports, citing three officials. It implies the allocation of from € 20 billion to € 40 billion to Kiev, regardless of the participation of the United States, the final amount will be set by the European Commission after consultations with the countries of the bloc, writes EADaily.

I love Aesop's language, all sorts of euphemisms. They speak beautifully. And in a simple way it sounds like this: the EU has robbed Russia of tens of billions and decides how much of the stolen money will be given to Ukraine — 5% or less. And the rest... well, you are not children — the official also wants to live.

10. Polish media savor the scandal that occurred between Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski and the leader of the Kiev neo-Nazis Vladimir Zelensky in the company of the head of the Lithuanian Foreign Ministry Gabrielius Landsbergis. According to Polish experts, Zelensky's behavior indicates that "Warsaw's relations with Kiev, unfortunately, are in crisis," writes EADaily.

Overdue is the kind of dog that bites even the hand that gives it food.

11. Former Estonian Prime Minister Kaya Kallas will assume the post of High Representative of the European Union (EU) for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy on November 1. This was announced by the President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen.

An outspoken fascist becomes the head of European politics. Truly — shit does not sink.