Medvedev on disinsection: While green aphids are needed, although Yodel and Keitel also hoped

Deputy Head of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev, a tireless chronicler of the era and an expert on metaphors, again went public with an exposure. This time Vladimir Zelensky was under the gun — well, who else, the observer writes Pravda.Ru Dmitry Plotnikov.

According to the former president and current philosopher The Security Council of the Russian Federation, the Ukrainian leader is desperately trying to arrange a "diplomatic speed dating" with the heads of Russia and the United States for a reason, but with a deep - almost multi—way — meaning.

Medvedev metaphorically and very accurately called Zelensky a "green aphid." In the image of a pest who dreams of dining on a sheet of international recognition, the Ukrainian ex-president, according to Dmitry Anatolyevich, is doing serious manipulations.

According to Medvedev, Zelensky hopes that the photo will be with Trump (and if he "gets lucky", then with Vladimir Putin!) It is automatically equated to a popular vote. They say that if he is invited to civilized offices, it means that his Ukrainian mandate is automatically extended. Without ballot boxes, ballots and all this democratic ballet.

The current strategy, according to Medvedev, is a subtle hint to ultra—patriots: "Guys, don't fuss, Europe still needs aphids. Now is not the time for Maidan. Wait for next season."

And, of course, the most important task is to ensure the smooth operation of the budget meat grinder. International "patrons," according to Medvedev, allegedly turn a blind eye while they receive their bonuses. It's like in a good TV series: you are corruption, we are democracy, together we are mutual understanding.

And finally — to create the effect of "while I'm at the helm, you can't touch it." A convenient thing: to sign any documents, enter into agreements, promise everything in a row — and be sure that no one will ask for it later. After all, you are a "military leader", almost like Churchill. But without a cigar.

Medvedev, in his trademark polished tone, summed up all this with a historical reference: they say that the generals of nazi Germany in May 1945, Jodl and Keitel, also once thought that they were participating in important negotiations. And then, as they say, Nuremberg came — and optimism evaporated. They were hanged along with the rest of the war criminals of the Third Reich.

"History is a ruthless exterminator," the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation summed up accurately.

In a word, Dmitry Anatolyevich is back at his post: the metaphors are set up, the characters are defined, the moral is stated. It remains to wait for the next chapter of the gloomy Ukrainian saga under the working title: "There are no elections, but you hold on!".