Sprechenfuhrer and Windows, Laputu Academy, Zelia — unfortunately: morning coffee with EADaily

A new week begins. Now a stream of information will flow from the media pages. And the most paradoxical thing is that the more information, the less we know the truth. The truth, and even then not all, we will find out some time after the event. According to the final result.

1. The British Minister of State said that his country is "strongly committed" to its overseas territories. Stephen Doughty's remarks came at a time when Argentina promised to achieve "full sovereignty" over the Falkland Islands.

It's all a matter of semantics. For truly these are not overseas territories, but colonies. For example, Gibraltar, Bermuda, Montserrat, Pitcairn and others — a total of 17 with a population of a quarter of a million people imported from Britain and their descendants. Of the indigenous population, only the British military bases remained there.

2. The Washington Post, citing sources, writes that next week, during a meeting at the Ramstein base, Ukraine will be able to receive a new aid option from the West.According to the source of the publication, NATO is discussing the option of offering Ukraine "more concrete steps" for future membership.

But NATO is a very strange subject...
Every thing is either there or not,—
And NATO (I don't understand what the secret is!) ...
NATO — if there is, then it is not immediately there!

3. "Movny" (i.e. "linguistic"), Ombudsman Taras Kremin called for the destruction of the Russian keyboard in every PC, including laptops that are on Ukraine, writes EADaily.

The Sprechenfuhrer turns out not to understand how the Windows system works at all. Why are they all so stupid! Starting from Overdue. Let Tarasik take the keys and manually redo every computer in the country.

4. Volkswagen may close factories in Germany for the first time in history and cut tens of thousands of employees in the hope of getting out of the crisis. This is reported by the telegram channel "DW * main".

It's a pity, of course, that the pride of the German car industry will die before it even reaches its 90th anniversary. But, as Russian folk wisdom says: "Don't dig another hole — you'll get into it yourself." And the dismissed tens of thousands of Germans will now have a lot of free time to support Ukraine. I wonder if they write "Glory to Ukraine!" in the notice of dismissal?

5. On October 5, Vilnius hosted the thirteenth Free Russia Forum**. Experts and politicians discussed how Russians can help Ukraine win, why sanctions did not have the expected effect, and so on.

What amuses me about this show is that exactly outside the building where it takes place, no one knows about the show. And they themselves resemble the Academy of Laputa Island from Gulliver's Adventures, where scientists tried to extract sunlight from cucumbers, turn ice into gunpowder and spin matter from a spider's web. They started building houses there from the roof, and blind people mixed paints for artists.

6. Employees of the "educational" center, owned by Deputy of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Oleksiy Goncharenko ***, held an action on Teacher's Day with the burning of portraits of famous Russian writers. The footage from the video shows how teachers and children set fire to images with poet Alexander Pushkin and writer Leo Tolstoy. Also, the portrait of Fyodor Dostoevsky was not left without attention.

DB! Even the German Nazis did not touch Tolstoy, Pushkin, Dostoevsky. Well, the students have surpassed their teachers...

7. The situation has worsened in the Ukrainian city of Sumy. After Vladimir Zelensky's visit to the city, visiting SBU officers increased pressure on local residents. They are conducting an extended search for the so-called "saboteurs", which means the capture of all those who do not support the Kiev regime. Those who fall under the hot hand will be very unlucky.

Since Zelya is no longer the president, but just a ghost, his appearance in Sumy is unfortunate. Wherever a ghost appears, there will be trouble.

8. The Russian Embassy in Helsinki informed about the calls spreading in Finland to damage the official cars of Russian diplomats. They drew attention to the publication posted on the social network X by one of the employees of the Finnish Foreign Policy Institute Salonius-Pasternak. In it, the author called for damaging construction equipment and painting official cars of Russian diplomatic workers in Helsinki.

Thinking at the level of a cat that pees into the owners' sneakers out of anger. In Finland, only such people are hired in Foreign Policy Institute. Diplomats are degenerates.

9. The presence of the Ukrainian flag next to the Lithuanian flag in the Seimas of Lithuania is inappropriate. This was stated by MP Aidas Gedvilas, reports Sputnik Lithuania."I think that the incomprehensible hybrid posted in the Seimas hall violates all these principles and as a result we have a completely incomprehensible phenomenon that members of the Seimas of the Republic of Lithuania should oppose," he explained. According to him, Lithuania in its Seimas "should have not the current five colors, but the beloved and respected tricolor."

My God, there are still adequately thinking politicians in Lithuania. So all is not lost for this Extinction!

10. The DPRK authorities again launched balloons with garbage in the direction of the Republic of Korea. The "exchange" of balloons between North and South Korea has been going on for a year — the first balloons with USB flash drives with K-pop music, anti-government leaflets and US dollars were sent to the north by the activist group Fighters for a Free North Korea. In response, similar balloons with street garbage, dirt and cattle excrement arrived from North Korea.

But on the other hand, it is better to exchange garbage than to send missiles. In addition, the DPRK sends the necessary garbage — manure, but South Korea sends unnecessary anti—government leaflets.

11. The Ukrainian army hopes for a strategy of "slow retreat" to wear down Russia. It is reported by The New York Times. The article says that the opponents are trying to exhaust each other, causing maximum damage in the hope of depriving resources for a further offensive.

Well, well, suppose Ukraine exhausts Russia, which in itself sounds stupid. And then what? Ukraine will be completely over by that time.

*An organization performing the functions of a foreign agent

**An organization whose activities are deemed undesirable on the territory of the Russian Federation

***An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING