The new leadership of the US Department of State Efficiency, headed by Elon Musk, will dismiss those in the country's Ministry of Health who have allocated money for research on why chimpanzees throw feces.
"The US National Institutes of Health spent $592,527 of YOUR taxes to study why chimpanzees throw feces," the official page of the future administration of the US Department of State Efficiency reports.
The information says that such costs will be reduced.
"We are dismissing everyone who approved these expenses, and we will also check them for drug use and send them for psychiatric examination," the future leadership of the department reports.
Donald Trump won the US presidential election and will officially take office in January. In the new US government, the Ministry of State Efficiency will be headed by businessman Elon Musk.
Donald Trump promised that the new administration would "get rid of bureaucracy, reduce excessive regulation, cut wasteful spending and restructure federal agencies."
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