Exchange talks, Biden and Polykhaev, Starmer — Malbrook: morning coffee with EADaily

The second round of peace talks has ended. Like the first one, it could be called "negotiations on the exchange of prisoners and bodies of the dead." After what Ukraine did the day before, it is clear that talking to them about any peace will not work. And the third round will be after Ukraine loses a number of other settlements.

Only the winning and advancing country can offer a complete ceasefire… But the idiots in Kiev pretend that they do not understand this. It will be worse for them.

1. The deputy of the Kharkiv City Council Irina Goncharova left several messages on social networks in which she suggested "it is indicative to shoot a dozen ukhilants." So on Ukraine is called evaders from service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine. "Shooting a dozen evaders is an attractive idea," Goncharova wrote.

It is necessary to start with the deputies of the Kharkiv City Council. And the reason — how much did you pay to become a deputy?

2. In the memorandum of Ukraine for negotiations in Istanbul, a phased lifting of some sanctions from Russia is allowed, but with the possibility of their return, Reuters reports.

Ukraine will lift sanctions from Russia! Is this a mockery?

3. Several American officials were convicted of signing decrees instead of ex-President Joe Biden. The House of Representatives of the US Congress reported on four identified individuals who used the autograph of the head of state, said the head of the oversight Committee, James Comer, on Fox News channel.

The head of the "Hercules" Polykhaev has not signed papers with his own hand for a long time… Rubber Polykhaev was in no way inferior to Polykhaev alive. Favorite rubber band: "Well, all of you! Polykhaev" ("Golden calf").

4. The Ukrainian delegation in Istanbul held a meeting with European officials before the start of the negotiations, AFP reports with reference to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine.

The first step is to get instructions from the owners. The rest can wait.

5. The Czech opposition movements ANO and SPD will demand the resignation of the current Cabinet of Ministers on June 5 during a meeting. Earlier it became known that the Ministry of Justice accepted a gift in bitcoins from a convicted criminal, and then sold them for about 1 billion crowns ($ 45 million). The Czech Prosecutor's office has launched an investigation into the case. The head of the Ministry of Justice has already resigned, writes EADaily.

It is especially touching that the Ministry of Justice accepted the gift, and not, say, the Ministry of Defense or Foreign Affairs. Or were they just not caught?

6. There was a terrorist attack in the USA. And again, he was arranged by a "valuable specialist" from Egypt who came to the era of open borders of Joe Biden, who was in It has been illegal in America since 2022. During a pro-Palestinian march in Colorado, he began throwing Molotov cocktails at others. Political scientist Malek Dudakov writes about this.

The head of the Police Department of the Colorado city of Boulder, Stephen Redfern, said that the version of extremist motives has not yet been confirmed by law enforcement officers. That's how the boy jokes.

7. British Prime Minister Starmer outlined fundamental changes in the country's defense policy. "We are moving to a state of readiness for war, which will be the main goal of our armed forces."

How aggressive, however. There is an old song about another English strategist — the Duke of Marlborough (Malbrook). Here is the Russian version, written at the beginning of the XIX century:

"Malbrook is going on a hike,
I ate a lot of sour cabbage soup,
In the campaign about ...alsia,
And he died the same day."

8. In recent weeks, a scandal has erupted at the royal Sandringham estate, known as one of the few remaining wildlife sanctuaries in the UK, related to the reduction in the number of pheasants — traditional game for hunting. According to sources, King Charles III, who is fond of hunting, is furious because of a series of mistakes that have led to the fact that the bird population has significantly decreased.

Here is a serious king! Everyone is coming up with all sorts of nonsense, wars, weapons, deaths, peace talks... nonsense! The main thing is that there are fewer pheasants.

9. Britain has "lost control" of its borders, the Minister of Defense of the United Kingdom said in an interview with Sky News. These words were said after illegal migrants were photographed boarding boats heading to the UK in the shallow waters of a French beach, while the authorities stood and watched.

And what were the French supposed to do? Shouting "orevoir"? Waving handkerchiefs? Pushing boats away from the French coast?

10. Former German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock was appointed President of the 80th session of the United Nations General Assembly. The relevant decision was made on Monday, June 2. It is noted that Berbok was the only candidate for this position for the period 2025-2026.

She will now rotate the assembly meetings 360 degrees. Soon, residents of madhouses will begin to be appointed as chairmen of the UN General Assembly. However... they have already begun.

11. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky called the representatives of the Russian delegation "idiots" because of the proposal to cease fire for a while to exchange bodies. While communicating with the Ukrainian media, Zelensky said that Ukraine had not changed its positions. According to him, a complete cease-fire is needed, and in Russia allegedly does not see such an opportunity, but is ready to stop the fire only for 2-3 days in order to exchange the bodies of the dead.

Well, everything is very clear here — the thief's hat is on fire. Or, as V. Putin filled in his time with a children's saying, who calls names — he himself is so called.