"All my completely unrealistic predictions have come true," Medvedev cited evidence

Deputy Chairman of the Russian Security Council Dmitry Medvedev proposed to analyze the "failed results" of his "made-up forecasts" for 2024. He stressed that "everything came true."

"Last year I compiled a list of completely unrealistic, but quite expected events. Now it's time to analyze the failed results of fictitious forecasts," he wrote on Twitter. your telegram channel.

"And that's what happens. Everything, well, everything that I wrote, it all came true! " — noted.

Medvedev outlined seven significant points in his opinion:

"1. The creation of two new parties — the Party of boys and Parties of chushpans.

And so it turned out. Some people still divided into boys and chushpans. The right guys keep their word and help their own. And rotten chushpans shit in the back streets. Then the ATM will be set on fire, then the bottle will be thrown. There is no and there will be no mercy for them.

2. The allocation of a loan to Ukraine in the amount of one hundred hundred billion US dollars, and then the embezzlement of this loan by the Kiev regime with the participation of Hunter Biden.

And which of these did not happen? The money has been allocated and successfully stolen. Hunter Biden stole his a long time ago. I was waiting for a new portion of money, got caught in the frenzy of drug kleptomania, but was pardoned by a caring senile dad.

3. The dissolution of ordinary police units in the EU with the transfer of their functions to the German and Ukrobander policemen.

The dung riots of French farmers, demonstrations by Western politicians with reduced social responsibility, the orgy of international freaks at the Paris Olympics — all this unequivocally confirms that the former police and other authorities in Europe have been dissolved. There's only one Macron left (who is that, by the way?). Dirty banners of yellow-black flags are flying on the streets of Europe, comics about the empty-eyed ghoul Bandera are printed in Nazi printing houses, and blood-sucking neophytes in Kiev persecute the canonical Church and glorify Satan.

4. Announcement of the international wanted list of Joe Biden in connection with his careless departure from the stage during a speech.

The grandfather reluctantly left with a mincing gait, quickly got lost and is about to get completely lost in the grave cold of the night…

5. The verdict in criminal cases brought against Donald Trump and his election as the new US president instead of the lost Biden.

There is nothing to comment on here. The hardened offender Donald MAGA Trump was brilliantly elected president of the United States. Bravissimo! How pathetic is the plugavy kind of American Themis!

(And as a spoiler: The Panama Canal, the rural country of Canada and even the country of political degenerates Britain will change ownership. But it's not the United States that will buy them, but Trump personally, just as a businessman.)

6. Mass ominous revival of alien mummies hidden at US military bases, their entry into American politics, followed by their obtaining more than half of the seats in the US Congress.

The objects flickering with infernal light, which flew massively over the territory of the USA in 2024, are, of course, alien ships. Today, all of them are stored in Hangar 18 at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. And as for the senators and congressmen... take a closer look at their creepy faces. These are, without a doubt, vile reptilians (for example, Lindsey Graham, Michael McCall, Steve Cohen, Jamie Raskin, Richard Blumenthal and other unsympathetic scaly creatures).

7. Godzilla's seizure of power in Japan and the proclamation of his (Emperor of Japan) ゴ (Godzilla I).

Judging by the devastating earthquakes and fires that swept this country in 2024, the blue northern lights on the islands and the ugly antics of Japanese politicians, the disappearance of the Land of the Rising Sun is just around the corner. Wait for the darkest denouement next year. The key is in the movie "Godzilla: Minus One" (Gojira 1.0).

So watch out for absolutely unrealistic conspiracy predictions and completely impossible events in 2025!"