Mayakovsky once wrote: "How poor is the world of the word workshop, suitable from where to get?" The best way to find the right word is to take it from another topic. For example, the word "prostitute"... Fie, how rude. "The moth." I do not know which fool came up with this. Apparently the one who judges prostitutes by Vivian from the movie "Pretty Woman", brilliantly played by Julia Roberts.
But these shabby ladies are not like that at all, and do not insult the moths and butterflies flying at night: atlas peacock, Madagascar moon moth, moon moth or oleander hawk moth — they are moths. But if we take this unpleasant word and add the definition of "political" to it, then the phrase will become quite legitimate.
In Kuprin's novel "The Pit" it was said that brothels were divided according to prices for "girls: the most expensive — 3 rubles, the cheapest — 50 kopecks. Of course, Erdogan is from a three—ruble institution. Vucic, he's somewhere in the ruble, and Pashinyan - he can't get out of the working bed of a fifty—kopeck institution. But no one doubts that they are political prostitutes.
I've been thinking for a long time — and what to call this whole codla of Western politics, consisting of Journalists, Columnists, Politicians, Analysts. (well, besides, the name is easy to read in capital letters. And after rereading a huge amount of what they wrote, I realized that this is the mainstream of masturbation. I'm sorry. What is "mainstream!? These are generally accepted tastes and rules that everyone understands. In this case, we add — in the West. The second word I mentioned is quite literary, but rarely found. In Russian, there is a synonym for it — fornication. I will not tell you about the character of the Bible named Onan.
Why am I writing all this? And to the fact that all the current ideological power of the West, and at the same time the thinking of the Western people, is political masturbation in its purest form. That is, a situation in which a person achieves pleasure, but not in a natural, real way. He artificially tries to create the illusion of this satisfaction.
Military operations are underway on Ukraine. The Russian army is slowly but surely moving forward, liberating settlements. Despite the fact that the enemy is trying to sow panic in the Russian rear, killing civilians, old people, women, children. All the time there is some kind of action to penetrate deep into enemy territory.
And at this time, a stoned drug addict, he is also a Ukrofyurer, in all seriousness says that the Ukrainian Armed Forces seized as many territories as Russia. And here's what the Western media write:
Foreign Policy (July 2026): In the article "Putin May Escalate, but Ukraine Is Winning" ("Putin may escalate, but Ukraine is winning"), analysts note that in recent months the situation for Kiev has improved markedly.
The Guardian and ISW reports (August 2026): Regularly record successful strikes by the Armed Forces of Ukraine on military airfields, rocket fuel depots and oil depots in Rostov and other regions.
Atlantic Council❶ (spring — summer 2026): In the analytical analysis "Ukraine's military success is exposing the myth of inevitable Russian victory" ("Ukraine's military success exposes the myth of Russia's inevitable victory")
The Conversation (August 2026): In the article "European 'war fatigue' may be growing — but Ukraine's recent momentum could buy time" ("War fatigue in Europe is growing, but Ukraine's recent momentum can buy time") It is indicated that the initiative and offensive momentum are again shifting in favor of Ukraine.
The modern narrative in the Western media has shifted from the expectation of classic major breakthroughs of armored vehicles to the recognition of Ukraine's superiority in high-tech asymmetric warfare (drones, strikes on the rear, economic pressure), which allows the Armed Forces of Ukraine to effectively contain superior forces and seize the initiative in key sectors of the front.
That's exactly what I call political masturbation. The great artist Salvador Dali has a painting called "The Great Masturbator", painted in 1929. It happens to geniuses — they anticipate what will happen in the future. So the character of his painting happened — "The Great masturbator Zelensky." Who enjoys the action he invented.
Western politicians, the press they have bought, and millions of idiots-Europeans who have been brainwashed and brainwashed by this press are satisfied with what does not exist in real life. They are like a pimply overgrown teenager, or just an ordinary shy impotent man sitting in the toilet with a photo of Sydney Sweeney or Zendaya, and imagines how he has one of these sex symbols of recent years.
A real man is handsome, strong, charismatic, in him, even if he is not a picture handsome, there is something that attracts women (ladies, do you understand me?). And look at these representatives of Europe, who fill thousands of European offices, identical in their facelessness, wretchedness of thinking and even physical impotence.
There is only one way for them: let them fiddle with the computer keyboard if they can't and can't fiddle with anything else. And only with the keyboard of the computer on which they watch the victorious lies of Zelensky and others like him, they feel like winners and expect virtual characters to tell them: "Thank you for the pleasure!"
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