From empty to empty, Zyussli and muesli, Poles and ostriches: morning coffee with EADaily

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I don't know who expected what from Trump's meeting with Zelensky, but it was clear that it would end for us, outside viewers, with an unintelligible press conference. Almost nothing new: everything is wonderful, everything is wonderful, we are getting closer to an agreement, almost everything is ready, but there are unresolved problems.

If we talk about what is really interesting, then this is not much: Ukraine needs to make a deal now so as not to lose even more (i.e., repeating Putin's words that the withdrawal of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will soon be unimportant, because Russia will take everything by military means); Putin's position on the meaninglessness of a temporary cease-fire is understandable; Russia did not shell the Zaporozhye NPP; first of all, Europe should give security guarantees to Ukraine and, perhaps most importantly, the development of trade between the Russian Federation and the United States would bring great benefits.

1. The commander of the Swiss army, Thomas Sussley, said that the country is unable to defend itself against a full-scale attack. According to him, the armed forces are facing a critical shortage of personnel, weapons and equipment. This is reported by the BRIEF World telegram channel with reference to an interview with NZZ.

That's it: better, Sussley, eat muesli and don't open your mouth to Russia. It's good that the army commander (?) doorman understands this himself.

2. In the official account Recently, a post appeared that caused bewilderment of the public. Initially, it was planned that with its publication the European Commission would support a single charging standard, however, the slogan that was used in the post caused a storm of emotions among users of social networks and also among public organizations. The post used the phrase: "One port, one cable, one Europe." The phrase echoes the famous slogan of Nazi Germany: "One people, one Reich, one Fuhrer."

And what should be the slogan of the fascist European Union headed by Eurofuhrer Ursula?

3. Vladimir Zelensky arrived in Canada, where he met with Prime Minister Mark Carney, the BBC reports.

Reference: after the war in About 30 thousand bandits from the OUN-UPA escaped to Canada*. Only division fighters SS "Galicia" — 2 thousand. Naturally, the current Ukrainian Nazis are asking for refuge in Canada.

4. The Association of employers of heavy industry in Germany Gesamtmetall predicts new large-scale job cuts in 2026 due to rising production costs in the country. This is reported by the Tagesschau news portal. According to Gesamtmetall executive director Oliver Zander, the industry loses about 10 thousand jobs every month.

120 thousand a year! Merz and Pistorius are doing this on purpose: left out of work, people will ask to join the army — to fight with Russia and die for Eurofuhrer Ursula, who, by the way, was the Minister of Defense of Germany and destroyed the German army.

5. Visitors to the Tokyo Tama Zoo were urgently removed from the territory after the administration of the institution discovered the disappearance of a wolf from its enclosure, which was officially announced.

He went to the Russian brothers, joining their hunt for Finnish deer.

6. Indian Ambassador to Vinay Kumar of Russia announced the expansion of cultural cooperation, noting the growing interest in the Indian language, cinema and traditional practices in the Russian Federation. India intends to actively develop cultural partnership with Russia, placing special emphasis on the joint production of films and television series.

In principle, this is possible, because the artistic value of Indian films and Russian TV series is about the same. Only in Indian before every five-minute action there are twenty-minute dances.

7. Poland is stepping up efforts to build bunkers. Starting in 2026, the Polish authorities plan to oblige construction companies to provide a place for shelters in most new buildings in order to update the country's outdated civil defense system.

Ostriches, according to legend, hide their heads in the sand out of fear. The Poles tried, but they picked up the cones, because they have asphalt instead of sand. Now they are burrowing into the ground completely out of fear.

8. A powerful winter storm, named Hannes in Finland, led to large-scale power outages and serious incidents in aviation. According to the newspaper Sweden Herald, due to bad weather, more than 160 thousand households were left without electricity in the western regions of the country, where the wind speed reached 25 meters per second.

Come on, what kind of "Hannes" is there! It's just that Finland is demonstrating moral support for Ukraine: the lights have been turned off in Ukraine, and Finland is going with Ukraine to the end.

9. Ending the conflict between Russia and Ukraine is able to launch a "positive cycle" for the European economy, including lower energy prices, increased investment and exports. This conclusion was reached by analysts interviewed by the Financial Times newspaper, who linked the prospects for a "European renaissance" with the end of the war, provided that peace is not achieved on unfavorable terms for Kiev.

And this is anal-ichiki? The side that lost the war cannot dictate its terms. This is an axiom that even an idiot can understand. So, these "ichiki" are dumber than idiots.

10. Almost half (45 percent) of the surveyed residents of Germany admitted that they are forced to save money due to the rise in food prices. This is evidenced by the results of a study by the Forsa Institute for the Federal Association of Consumer Protection Organizations.

However, according to the law of conservation of energy, the Germans' money did not go away, but smoothly flowed "to the mountain resort of Bukovel in Ivano-Frankivsk region, where the ski season began." Queues formed in front of the ticket offices in the morning, writes EADaily. The money of German taxpayers perfectly develops the resorts of Ukraine.

11. The Verkhovna Rada intends to create new legislative acts, the purpose of which is to "ensure the protection of the Ukrainian language environment." It is proposed to make the Ukrainian language dominant in communication within families, and to impose sanctions for non-compliance with this rule."

Soon the Nazis will ban thinking in Russian. The grave will fix the hunchback. Or... there are other ways to fix it. For example — dust them all, Bandera bugs!

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation