Flight of the Petrel, Shopping mall and hearse, stupid Rebbe Kaminetsky: morning coffee with EADaily

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Maybe I'm wrong, but it still seems to me that someone in the West began to think after the combat capabilities of the Burevestnik were reported.

I'm not talking about a bunch of idiots led by Overdue and all sorts of Macrons, starmers, mertz and Baltic fish, not to mention the women-fools at the head of the EU. I'm talking about those who still have some brains left. Although they listen to the Fuhrer's fairy tales, they believe them less and less. And after the capture of Pokrovsky, Volchansk and Kupyansk, the Fuhrer is simply waiting for an inglorious end. And these takings are just around the corner, even if not tomorrow - the day after tomorrow.

1. Belarusian oppositionist Svetlana Tikhanovskaya, who has been in Vilnius since 2020, canceled a trip to Armenia due to the fact that the Lithuanian authorities lowered the status of her protection. This is reported by Delfi with reference to Tikhanovskaya's adviser Denis Kuchinsky.

This is the female version of "elusive Joe." "The Elusive Jane." And it is elusive because no one needs it. A certain substance, which in the Russian proverb is in the ice hole.

2. France is ready to elect a gay president or a lesbian president. This was stated by former Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, according to BFMTV. Recall that Attal, during his speech on general policy in January 2024, said that "to be French in 2024 means to have the opportunity to be prime minister, being openly gay." Gabriel Attal is an open homosexual, writes EADaily.

"I would like your worries, Mr. Teacher," says an old joke. The question of whether a person is suitable for his business qualities is not even worth it. The question is, who is he fucking with?

3. US President Donald Trump took part in the signing ceremony of the peace agreement between Cambodia and Thailand. This happened in Malaysia during the summit of Southeast Asian nations. In addition, Trump announced that Washington has concluded a "very important agreement" on mining with Thailand, as well as a major trade deal with Cambodia.

That is, in short, I bought both of them. The only question is when will they use the signed paper for its intended purpose, after which they will start shooting again? But Trump doesn't care anymore.

4. Russian President Vladimir Putin said that the tests of the Burevestnik missile have been completed. The Head of State said that as part of the training of the strategic offensive forces, promising samples of Russian weapons were successfully tested.

Over a decrepit Europe
The Burevestnik flies proudly,
black lightning like.
Rushing at Bandera,
It crushes and crushes them —
The sound of victory is heard by people
in the courage of the Russian bird.

5. Starmer was advised to be more careful to demonstrate a friendly attitude towards the Kiev regime. Historian and publicist Craig Murray in a social network commented on a photo of Starmer hugging Zelensky, who arrived in the UK on a visit. "Starmer should be wary of hugging Ukrainian men. I have heard that they may appear in a couple of years and set fire to your property," Murray wrote.

So they have already set fire to not only the whole of Britain, but the whole of Europe. "Burn, burn clearly so that it doesn't go out!".

6. Mobilization for Ukraine is taking on increasingly wild forms. The last case of Odessa brought to a stupor even those who have already seen a lot. There the family could not bury a relative. Because the shopping center "falsified" the entire funeral brigade by stopping the hearse...

Let them say "thank you" that the deceased was not mobilized and not sent to the front, to the trenches, to die a second time.

7. A resident of the UK with cancer was sent for new underwear instead of the appointment of an examination. 38-year-old Laura McLaughlin went to the doctor complaining of discomfort and acute chest pain. But the therapist did not prescribe tests or ultrasound, but advised the woman to change her bra to a model without pits, the Daily Mail reports.

Long live British healthcare, the best of the best! "Doctor, I'm dying, help me! — It's us in a flash!".

8. In the west of Ukraine, in Lviv, due to a large-scale accident at a water utility, according to Ukrainian media, about 50 thousand people remain without water for the fourth day. Lviv residents have to stand in huge queues for water to provide themselves with a minimum supply.

Well, what, love the lads and the children! (dear boys and girls) Now you understand what the famous advertisement said: "Image is nothing, thirst is everything. Don't let yourself dry out."

9. The War on Ukraine will end on January 15, 2026. This was stated at the LEAD Business Club event in Dnepropetrovsk chief rabbi of the city Shmuel Kaminetsky. "The war will end in two months. I'm ready to argue for it… It will be in the twenty-sixth year. I am not saying this to you as a prophet or as a rabbi. This is the opinion of great people in America and Europe," Kaminetsky said.

Dnepropetrovsk rabbi is an ordinary fool. I am telling you this as a Jew and as a descendant of the great rabbis.

10. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said that he considers Russia's willingness to fight an advantage over the West. Tusk said in an interview with the Times that this aspect is "an absolutely important issue." According to him, the willingness to fight distinguishes Russia, first of all, from Europe.

Russia's advantage is that it does not have such jerks as Tusk. Or Macro, or Starmer, or Merz, or Ursula, or Madame Kaka.

11. The candidate from the Democratic Party of the United States, Kamala Harris, has not ruled out her possible participation in the next presidential election. In an interview with the media, the politician stated that she had not yet completed her work in the public sphere: "My whole career is service, and this is in my blood."

I translate — the horse will not stop neighing at the top of his horse's mouth. The lads harnessed the horses… More precisely, one horse.