The shock of theft, the criminal robot and Takaichi's appetites: morning coffee with EADaily

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The shock caused by the non-signing of documents on the seizure, or rather, the theft of Russian assets, shook the entire European codla a little. Everything was going so well and suddenly... but let's not be naive — they didn't get better and smarter.

It's just that for some, it still dawned on them that such actions would have consequences for themselves. Although it didn't scare them before. As for Vladimir Putin's words about the stunning answer — we will see soon — the Europeans realized that this was not a bluff, or I still think that Putin is just scaring them and will be afraid to answer. They have anger and hatred from impotence against the background of the impoverishment of their own countries.

1. Statements by the Chief of the General Staff The French Armed Forces, General Fabien Mandon about the "Russian threat", showed who really wants war. This is stated in the comments of the Russian Embassy in Paris, writes EADaily.

My friends, I will not even comment on the name of the general in a rhyme understandable to everyone who speaks Russian. A mandon is always a mandon. Even if he is a general.

2. Volkswagen has announced that it will cease production of the Golf model from October 29 due to problems with the supply of chips. Volkswagen has announced the temporary shutdown of some production lines in Germany. But so far, the automaker has denied any connection with the dispute over the manufacturer of Nexeria chips, which could put pressure on supply chains, writes EADaily.

The Dutch, who broke with the Chinese manufacturer, threw Europe a problem comparable only to the syphilis infection of all the workers of the "red light street" in Amsterdam.

3. The implementation of the peace plan for Ukraine should begin with a ceasefire, followed by negotiations. This was stated by Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky, Reuters reports.

The peace plan for Ukraine should begin with the elimination of Zelensky. It doesn't matter how.

4. Russian President Vladimir Putin said that the United States was the initiator of his meeting with American leader Donald Trump. He stated this during a conversation with journalists. The head of the Russian state also clarified that the venue of the meeting in Budapest was also chosen by the American side.

Who would doubt it. Trump was the first to start yelling about the meeting. Putin did not say anything about her at all.

5. The State Language Inspectorate of Lithuania did not penalize the cleaning robot, which addressed customers only in Russian in the supermarket, Delfi reports. The visitor filmed the robot saying, "Excuse me, I'm going in this direction. Please make way." The store owner called it a technical error.

To be honest, the existence of Lithuania is a huge technical mistake.

6. According to the 19 package of sanctions, it is prohibited to import into Russia: children's tricycles, scooters, toy cars, dolls, miniature models and puzzles, plants intended for bouquets and decorative purposes: trees, flowers, herbs, mosses, foliage and lichens, toilets, bidets and other devices "used for flushing", nets, awnings, tents, blankets and clothes.

And after that, who will argue that there are no morons sitting in the EU, not paranoids, not oligophrenics, and not cretins? Because toilet covers can be imported. I'm serious about this.

7. President Macron urged European leaders to consider using the toughest trade measures against China if they fail to find a solution to Beijing's planned export controls on critical raw materials, Bloomberg writes, citing sources.

This critic or a cretin (which is more accurate?) he called China's action "economic coercion," and what are European sanctions if not economic coercion?

8. EU leaders rejected the decision to use frozen (in a Brussels (Euroclear), Russia's assets to finance the defense of Ukraine, despite Vladimir Zelensky's hysterical calls to take immediate measures to force Moscow to pay for its special military operation.

Snakes in serpentaria sometimes eat their own. Brussels, realizing that it will have to answer for theft, and knowing its EU partners, is well aware that they will then blame everything on Belgium and devour it.

9. "Now relations with Russia are in a difficult situation, but the course of the Japanese government is to solve the territorial problem," said Sanae Takaichi, who recently became the first woman in the history of the Land of the Rising Sun to head the government.

Takaichi believes that to solve the territorial problem is to regain the Kuril Islands. That's the kind of "Japanese mother" she is. But... for this "Japanese mother" Russia has a Japanese father named "Na-ko-si you-ku-si".

10. "We, of course, are negotiating with the United States, but we are not making deals in a hurry, we are not making deals with tight deadlines or at gunpoint," Indian Trade and Industry Minister Piyush Goyal said at the Berlin Global Dialogue conference.

Well, of course, because India is not the EU, which has turned into a company of fools. As it was sung in the song: "You don't need a knife for a fool, you can lie to him with three boxes — and do what you want with him!" Trump probably sang this when signing the contract with Ursula.

11. An unnamed foreign minister of one of the Baltic countries has already traveled to the United States seven times this year because of his concern about the position of American President Donald Trump regarding NATO. The Financial Times writes about this with reference to the minister himself.

This is what kind of damage he/she caused to the defense capability of Ukraine! After all, the money spent on these trips could buy hundreds of ammunition for the Square. And by the way, is there no phone in this Extinction? Or does the Foreign Minister not know how to use it?