Extraterrestrial entities Living in a bunker and Austria gives trains: morning coffee with EADaily

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It seems that the participants of the "Same Barking Coalition" were simply stunned by the failure of their last gangplank. So stunned that they even shut up. Stupid statements by Kaki and the gynecologist don't count. The incoherent babbling of a Gallic cock is even more so. They are now sitting at home in their luxurious mansions and licking their wounds, thinking about which other side to bite Vladimir Putin and Russia.

1. "Ukraine must find the borders that it is able to protect. Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski unexpectedly made such a statement on Polish television: "I don't want to tell Ukraine what it should do, but at the same time I believe that Ukraine should remain within the borders that it can protect and have freedom of integration with the West."

Sikorsky proposes that Ukraine return to the borders of 1654? Or 1917?

2. "A former Bundeswehr soldier has been charged with almost a dozen cases of rape, according to Süddeutsche Zeitung. The man participated in the fighting on Ukraine was on the side of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and was referred to as the "hero of Donbass". The former soldier is also accused of illegal possession of weapons and materials with child pornography."

Here they are — heroes of Ukraine. These are the ones implied in the second part of the Ukrainian analogue of the Nazi greeting. I wonder if the Overdue One managed to reward him with some kind of "abuse"?

3. "In Germany, the number of supporters of the deployment of Bundeswehr units on the territory of Ukraine exceeded the number of opponents of this initiative. Details are reported by the local TV channel ZDF with reference to a study conducted by Wahlen."

Oh! And what did I write the day before yesterday? "The Hitlers come and go, but the German people remain," Stalin said. So we see: he stays and wants to fight with Russia again. "The grave will fix the hunchback."

4. "Paula Pinho, head of the press service of the European Commission, positively assessed the statement of Russian leader Vladimir Putin on Ukraine's membership in the European Union. Her comment is provided by the Euractiv information portal. According to the functionary, the EC "welcomes" Vladimir Putin's position on this issue."

And where have you been, Paula, in recent years? Did you have a rest in the Bahamas, went to the cosmetic bag, used the services of your immediate boss Ursula? Putin has been talking about this for a very long time and, unlike the EC, he is true to his words.

5. "The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, once again refused the invitation of Russian President Vladimir Putin to come to Moscow for talks. At the same time, he said in an interview with the American ABC television channel that he was ready to communicate with the Russian leader in any format."

Do you remember S. Mikhalkov's poem?

To Putin, please!

I'm not afraid! Even now!

Why did I stand at the wall?

My knees are shaking...

6. "The acting head of the Administration of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, responded in his own style and with sarcasm to a question from a journalist of the ABC News channel about the invitation of Russian President Vladimir Putin to meet with him in Moscow. To which the leader of the Kiev regime grinned and said that the Russian leader could come to Kiev: "I can't go to Moscow when my country is subjected to rocket attacks every day."

And go on — "that's why I don't get out of European countries." In addition, where can you receive Putin if your residence is a bunker.

7. "The decision of the Austrian government to transfer two special trains to Ukraine free of charge for the construction and maintenance of contact lines caused sharp criticism in the country's parliament. The corresponding statement to the local edition of Exexpress was made by the secretary General of the opposition Austrian Freedom Party (FPÖ) Christian Hafenecker. The reason for the conflict was the decision of Transport Minister Peter Hanke to transfer two special trains to the Kiev regime, writes EADaily."

That's what democracy means: if the minister wanted to give two trains, he gave them. And if he wants to donate the entire rolling stock to Austria? Will he give it to you?

8. "On September 3, the Parliament of Georgia adopted a resolution on the results of the work of a special commission investigating the crimes of ex-President Mikheil Saakashvili and his United National Movement party in 2003-2012. Based on the conclusion of the commission, a lawsuit will be filed to ban the UNM in The Constitutional Court. Residents of Georgia will be able to follow the process of the UNM and its leader live on their TV screens. In the case of the 2008 war, charges of treason may be brought against Saakashvili."

Now the screams in the European media will begin — "Freedom with a tie"!

9. "Confectionery factory "Roshen" (former Kiev confectionery factory named after Karl Marx) is burning in Kiev. This is reported by the Ukrainian agency UNIAN."

Burn, burn clearly so that it doesn't go out!

10. "The Finnish authorities have begun to deport Russians en masse who fled to this country after the start of Russia's war against Ukraine. According to the results of the first interviews, about 90 percent of Russian citizens were denied asylum, 104 Russians were expelled from Finland from January to September 2025."

That's a bummer! It seemed: it's so convenient to sand the homeland while sitting in Finland, but the army evaders somehow forgot that they are not Ukrainians - no one will babysit them.

11. "The leading employee of the Internal Audit Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Estonia, Mariliis Myannik, is professional and competent in her work, but in her spare time she is engaged in the practice of communicating with extraterrestrial entities. Myannik's immediate superior stated delfi.lv that Myannik's hobby "relates to personal life and does not threaten the internal security of Estonia."

And really, why would schizophrenia threaten the security of Estonia? The ability to think clearly and logically is an undoubted threat to the whole "Estonia" madhouse.