Summits of war and peace, Gnomes and baby Tsakhes, Stubb-winner: morning coffee with EADaily

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It is very interesting to compare all sorts of summits (and I've lost count of how many of them have been taking place lately) of Western countries — the EU, NATO, and the "barking coalition" — with two events in China — the SCO summit and the celebration of the 80th anniversary of the end of World War II. Interesting and informative.

The West defines its plans only as military: we will increase part of GDP to 5%, build military factories, continue the war with Russia, and so on. The countries of the Global South for this period plan only to increase the economy, develop production, improve social and economic ties. If we compare the plans, then even an idiot can see who is for peace and who is for war. Only Western politicians, observers, journalists, analysts do not understand this…

1. On September 4, French President Emmanuel Macron and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer will hold a regular meeting of the so-called "coalition of the willing" in Paris. The newspaper Monde writes about this with reference to the Elysee Palace.

Sympathizing with baby Tsakhes, 7 European dwarfs allow him to stay with them if he works as a janitor.

2. German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius criticized public statements by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen about the possible deployment of multinational forces in Ukraine. In his opinion, it is premature and wrong to discuss such issues before the start of negotiations, Tagesschau reports. Pistorius stressed that the European Union does not have the authority to deploy troops independently in Ukraine.

Pistorius, apparently, fell ill. Then he waved a saber and called everyone into battle, then he became quiet.

3. The Prosecutor General's Office of the Russian Federation has included the non-governmental structure Royal United Services Institute from the UK in the list of undesirable. The text of the message clarifies that this organization represents Russia in the international arena as a state interfering in electoral processes around the world and deliberately rejecting the values of Western society. Experts also described the NGO's activities as "Russophobia under the British flag."

The main sponsors of the organization are the US Department of State, the UK Department of Foreign Affairs, and the European Commission. And who signed the permission of this organization to work in Russia? And how many years has she been working?

4. In Houston, Texas, an 11-year-old boy was shot dead who was playing the usual game for stupid children: ringing the doorbell, running away from home. Authorities reported that the boy received several shots when he and several of his friends rang the doorbell in the Eastside neighborhood.

What kind of mental state should people be brought to so that they shoot at the doorbell, through the door without question? American democracy in action. Houston, you have a problem!

5. Finland won the war with the Soviet Union because it retained its independence. This was stated by Finnish President Alexander Stubb in an interview with the Economist, commenting on the agreement with the USSR signed in 1944: "We still feel that we have won because we have preserved our independence."

I do not get tired of repeating: "Shurik Stubb is impenetrably stupid." You stooping, you'd better tell me about the Finnish concentration camps in which the soldiers of the Red Army were killed. The winner of the horseradish...

6. The authorities of the Kiev regime were offended that there was not a single mention of Ukraine in the final communique of the SCO summit, and threatened that they would not forget about it. According to the American edition of The New York Times, the corresponding statement was issued by the press service of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine. They promised that they would "take note of it," writes EADaily.

An anecdote:
"Night. Kitchen. The refrigerator door opens, a fat mouse with a huge well—fed muzzle falls out, a bunch of sausages is wound around its neck, a huge piece of cheese in one paw, a slice of ham in the other, chewing the remains of a barbecue on the move. Slowly the mouse crawls up to its hole, and at the entrance to it there is a ma—a-scarlet mousetrap with a ma-a-scarlet dried piece of cheese. Mouse: "Well, honestly, just like children...""
So and Ukraine is threatening — just like children.

7. The Permanent Representative of the United States to the North Atlantic Alliance, Matthew Whitaker, called on the member countries of the Western military-political bloc to buy American weapons for Ukraine as part of the PURL (Prioritized Ukraine Requirements List) initiative, writes TASS. According to him, the American side wants the end of the Ukrainian conflict.

I always get a kick out of American logic. We are selling you weapons because we want the conflict to end! "There is a law in the Land of liars: he who does not lie is not well," Gianni Rodari.

8. A photo of Russian President Vladimir Putin with President of the People's Republic of China (PRC) Xi Jinping and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi speaks of the failure of the West, the Daily Mail reports.

Well, if the West has become afraid of photos... guys — it's just a photo, don't be afraid...

9. In the British city of Nuneaton, an asylum seeker who has lived in the country for 20 years begs the authorities to deport him back to Somalia. According to him, because of the surge in violence, life in his homeland seems safer to him now than on the streets of Great Britain.

These refugees will soon conquer the whole of Europe. And it serves you right. The question does not occur to anyone: how can you wait for asylum for 20 years? Or give it or not — why pretend that we are solving the issue?

10. The Finnish Border Guard Service showed journalists a fence under construction on the border with the Leningrad region of Russia. The ministry called the Eastern border barrier a key construction site of western neighbors and a "national project." The Finns claim that the fence on the border will last 50 years, but it can be undermined by a bear.

A bear can dig up from the Russian side, and a pig can dig up from the Finnish side. Feel the difference!

11. The Kiev regime does not plan to stop mobilization even with a cease-fire, the deputy head of Zelensky's office, Pavel Palisa, admitted in an interview with the Ukrainian Public television channel.

How in tune with his previous statement: "Give us shells, even if there is peace." With this approach, peace will never come. As long as Ukraine exists.