Aliyev and the invaders, Sprats Puyats, panties at the Eiffel Tower: morning coffee with EADaily

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I was very interested in the moronic speech of Ham Aliyev (oh, sorry, Ilham) about the occupation. Allow me to quote from the report for 1978?"G.A. Aliyev expressed great satisfaction with the arrival of L.I. Brezhnev in Baku. The success of the Azerbaijanis, Comrade stressed. Aliyev, are inextricably linked with the daily care and concrete assistance to the republic from the Central Committee of the CPSU."

17-year-old Ilham, along with his dad, joyfully shouted, welcoming the "main occupier" And then went to the capital of the occupiers to study at the most prestigious university Imagine a guy from truly Nazi-occupied Belarus going to study at Berlin University in 1941?

1. The UK is on the verge of an economic crisis comparable to the situation in the 1970s, when the country needed IMF assistance. According to The Telegraph, the policy of the Labour government led by Keir Starmer has led to a catastrophic decline in the standard of living of the middle class, which has traditionally been the mainstay of the British economy.

But it led to an incredible rise in the welfare of Zelensky and his entire gang.

2. Latvian border guards, as stated by the head of the country's state guard, General Gunars Puyats, are prohibited from communicating in Russian under threat of dismissal. In addition, they face dismissal for writing in support of Russia in social networks. In the performance of official duties, according to the general, border guards are prohibited from communicating in foreign languages. "The duty of a border guard is to communicate in Latvian," Puyats said on TV24.

Actually, it always seemed to me that the duty of border guards of any country is to protect the border. What language they use at the same time is the tenth question. But sprats have a different way of doing it. That's why they're sprats, not people. Although outwardly similar.

3. Russia has made a financial transfer to Latvia totaling almost 13 million euros intended to ensure the payment of pensions and other social benefits to Russian citizens residing in the republic. According to the Latvian news agency LETA, citing a statement by the country's Foreign Minister Baiba Brazh, the funds were successfully credited to the treasury six months after the due date.

They will steal it and hand it over to Ukraine. Who doubts it?

4. Donald Trump imposed 50 percent duties on most of the American imports from India, having fulfilled the threat to punish one of the world's largest economies for purchasing Russian oil at a discount. The tariffs, which took effect just after midnight on Wednesday in Washington, risk causing significant damage to the Indian economy and further disrupting global supply chains, writes The Guardian.

Trump is unaware that India is not one of the European curs who have a master in the face of the United States and, on command, "to the foot," instantly sit down next to their master.

5. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi embarks on a rare trip to China after Trump tightened tariffs. India-China relations, frozen after border clashes high in the Himalayas five years ago, seem to be starting to thaw under economic pressure from US President Donald Trump.

Trump carefully cultivates his enemies. By the way, he can attribute to himself the establishment of another peace: between China and India. You are our peacemaker...

6. Poland called on Kiev to apologize after the insults of Polish President Karol Nawrocki, which were broadcast on television, writes Polsat News. Activist and journalist from Ukraine Vitaly Mazurenko compared the Polish leader to a criminal boss in prison. The host of the program demanded that the journalist apologize for his statements, pointing out that he had crossed the line. But Mazurenko did not do this and issued a new batch of unflattering words to Navrotsky.

Europe itself has hammered into the heads of Ukrainians that the Ukrainian slogan "Ukraine is all right!" is the truth, and the whole world should recognize that Ukrainians are allowed everything. The Ukrainian proverb is appropriate here: "Bachily eyes, now kupuvaly."

7. A 32-year-old Ukrainian woman was raped at night near the Eiffel Tower, on the lawns of the Champ de Mars, in Paris. It is reported by the French newspaper Le Parisien: "The suspect, who is intoxicated, was arrested and taken into custody at the police station." It is noted that the lady was also drunk.

Apparently, this is the girl who went to the Maidan with the slogan: "I want to go to Paris. I want lace panties in the EU too!" A dream come true.

8. Ukrainian theaters one after another cancel the screening of a play based on a script by American director Woody Allen after his participation in the Moscow International Film Week. So, the Chernivtsi Music and Drama Theater removed from the poster "Ex-comedy of a summer night, or How stupid the whole human race is," explaining this by unwillingness to "come into contact with enemy culture," writes EADaily.

It turns out that American culture is an enemy for the Chernivtsi Music and Drama Theater. Woody Allen is in deep mourning. The pillar of culture from Chernivtsi... and where is it? What is he known for?

9. The majority of residents of European countries rejected the idea of sending their military contingents to Ukraine as a guarantee of the country's security after reaching a peace agreement, The Wall Street Journal (WSJ) reports.

Naturally. After all, their children will arrive in coffins, and not family members of the leadership of the EU countries.

10. The Danish Foreign Ministry summoned the US Charge d'affaires for an explanation on the Greenland issue. According to Danmarks Radio with reference to the head of the department, Lars Lekke Rasmussen, any interference in the internal affairs of the kingdom is absolutely unacceptable. At least three Americans associated with Donald Trump are conducting "secret influence operations" on the island.

That is, the arrival of three private individuals is interference in internal affairs? "Something is rotten in the Danish Kingdom..." (V. Shakespeare "Hamlet").

11. According to the Telegram channel Shot, the Polish border services have tightened the procedure for screening Ukrainian citizens at the border, forcing them to undress to their underpants. The inspection now includes checking for tattoos with symbols that may be associated with nationalist movements, as well as examining the contents of mobile devices.

Have you encroached on Ukrainian body art? And they, except for fascist symbols, their trident and the portrait of Bandera, do not know how to depict anything on their bodies. This is their level of culture.