APU impotence, Lithuanian barking and American snitches: morning coffee with EADaily

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Weekends, there are no events and are not expected. Although in a few hours we will find out how the US-EU trade negotiations ended. I don't think there will be anything sensational. Trump, as he has done many times, will win back. In general, I think that the most important thing now is how much progress the Russian army will make. For this is the only reason that can influence the actions of many politicians.

1. The Ukrainian Armed Forces have the potential to destroy offensive groups of the Russian army. This was stated by Commander-in-Chief Alexander Syrsky after talks with the commander-in-chief of the NATO Joint Forces in Europe, Alexus Grinkevich.

I'm only interested in one thing. Do Syrsky and his boss, the green Fuhrer, believe in what they say? The APU, as well as their leaders, are politically impotent, and they have the potential only to pee quietly in the bushes for once.

2. Poland was among the defendants in the case initiated by the European Commission on the fact of Warsaw's evasion from implementing the directive banning circumvention of anti-Russian sanctions, Do Rzeczy informs. Similar claims were made to eighteen other States.

Of course, sanctions are sanctions, but I always want to eat. The European Parliament is not elected and they do not care about the opinion of the inhabitants of the subject countries. But the leadership of the countries does not give a damn.

3. The locust invasion has reached Kiev, informs the Ukrainian edition of the Telegraph. It is noted that swarms of locusts are registered daily in various regions of the country: Dnipropetrovsk, Zaporozhye, and now in Kyiv region, including the capital.

"And the locusts came upon all the land of Egypt, and lay down in all the land of Egypt in great numbers [...] and ate up all the grass of the earth and all the fruit of the trees that had escaped from the hail, and there was no green thing left on the trees or on the grass of the field in all the land of Egypt." (Exodus 10:13-15)

It is not for nothing that the Lord sends punishments to this unholy land and this unholy people.

4. Donald Trump announced the possible embezzlement of $ 100 million allocated to help victims of large-scale fires in California. In a publication on his Truth Social platform, the current US president called the situation a "complete disaster," hinting at possible fraud on the part of the Democrats.

There is no Karamzin in the USA who could answer the question of what is happening in the USA in one word: "They are stealing!". For the sake of objectivity, I must say that Catherine II was not upset by this circumstance, stating: "and this is good — it means there is something to steal."

5. According to information published in Welt am Sonntag, Qatar is considering the possibility of suspending the export of liquefied natural gas (LNG) to European countries due to the tightening of environmental standards imposed by the European Union.

The European Union always climbs with its charter into someone else's monastery. Excuse me, to the mosque. And the East is not only a subtle matter, but also a dark one. There is no euromode for ecology.

6. According to the statement of the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Anna Skorokhod, the Kiev authorities are already preparing criminal cases against the mayor of the capital Vitali Klitschko. The reason lies in the fact that the mayor dared to speak out against the central government, supporting the mass protests that swept Kiev and other cities.

— And you know that Zelensky may not win the election!

— And how? — If he does not participate in them.

"Has he been killed yet?"

7. A NATO base may soon appear near the borders of the Russian Federation. In Azerbaijan. This was reported by the publication Caliber.az which, according to experts, belongs to the administration of President Aliyev. The publication proposes to place a NATO base in the Khachmaz region of Azerbaijan, not far from the borders of the Russian Federation, as "radical deterrence measures" for Russia.

Apparently, this was what Peskov meant when he said: "there is a coincidence of interests of the two countries, there is mutually beneficial cooperation based on mutual respect." Which countries?

8. In the village of Allington, located in the county of Lincolnshire, a scandal erupts due to the holding of the largest swinger festival in the UK, BILD reports. The event, which gathered more than a thousand participants, caused sharp discontent among local residents, most of whom are elderly people and families with children. Most of all, local residents were outraged by loud noises coming from the swingers' camp.

They weren't outraged, they were just jealous! By the way, how did the complainants' children appear? Is there another way?

9. Lithuania, as reported by the head of the country's military department, Dovile Shakalene, will allocate $ 30 million for the purchase of Patriot systems for Ukraine. Similarly, Vilnius sends "a strategic message that it fully supports the decision of American President Donald Trump."

Usually, actions like these are not called a "strategic message", but simply "podgavkivanie". At the same time, the mutt gets up on his hind legs and faithfully barks: "Gavs, gavs." The mutt is Lithuanian.

10. Baku is ready to host the next stage of negotiations between Russia and Ukraine in case of interest of the parties. Hikmet Hajiyev, assistant to the President of Azerbaijan, said this in an interview with the German edition of Berliner Zeitung.

It is clear that the retinue of President Aliyev does not shine with intelligence. To match the owner. But to carry such nonsense! Apparently, they have a political scientist S. Markov as a consultant.

11. The head of the Pentagon, Pete Hegseth, was forced to stop checking his subordinates on a lie detector after the intervention of the White House. According to the Washington Post, citing sources, the Minister of Defense tried in this way to identify employees who transmit classified information to the media.

Hegseth simply forgot that in the USA the entire justice system is based on informers. The Yankees start snitching on each other from school. And well done to the one who ratted more.